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Pat, you know the elixirs that you made?

What does the goblin look like when you drink them? Because you have to choose the appearance before you make it, so they have to be kind of predetermined in a way. What does it look like when you drink one?

Can I predetermine them?

Post-tract, yeah.

They're predetermined, so if I make it to make me look like a certain

When you made it, you made it a certain way.

What if I, what if I like, so say I made it so that it looks like I have a big Tom Selleck mustache. And I look a little old. If a human drank that elixir, would he not? He wouldn't look like a goblin, but would he also look like old Tom, like a Tom Selleck mustache, older version?

So I make

Are you just going for the mustache or the eyebrows as well? Because the guy has a mustache for eyebrows.

It's kind of a package deal.

No, I just want the mustache.

Okay, all right.

But then, so that's for, that's for three of the potions or for one third of them is mustache old. The other, another third of them is Steve Buscemi eyes with, Who's got really bad teeth in Hollywood?

And then the third one, Mrs. Leg Day. So super skinny chicken legs and barrel chested with a woven beard.

Do you have all those potions or those were distributed among everybody?

They were distributed. I did have, I have slightly more of, I have listed in my inventory, but

the very fact that I

Yeah, so Donnie, you look like the last one that he described.

Yeah, but I did distribute them.

Sorry, Pat, what was the last one? The barrel chested in what?

Missed leg day, chicken skinny ass missing leg day, barrel chested, woven beard.

This is the one behind.

You ditched what?

Hey, Nutty, you see three guards come up to the guard that's on watch. And they seem to be talking business now.

This is like the usual shit.

No, this looks like they're looking for someone.

Okay. I inform Pat through the stone that the guards are... sensitive.

your best has to start tingling.

I answer it. Hello?

Yeah, the guards are on edge a little bit. They're on lookout. Just let you know.

Is this directly in response to me running through the dining area screaming, gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop?

I can't imagine I would warn any guards' attention.

Yeah, we need it.

All right, Donny, what do you do?

Do they give me my invitation back or do they take it at the door?

He gave it back when he brought it to the reading room.

I will say just as chick copland and i will walk back out of the reading room

Wait, was that Goblin?

Wait, I don't know what gender... I guess you can keep your goblin or woman disguise on. Yeah, that's fine. Sorry, go ahead. I was just wondering if Pat's potion would have changed your... makeup disguise like with the wig but I don't think I don't know. Like, yeah, I'm willing to say it doesn't.

So it's a thinker. Yeah. Let's say it doesn't.

So what do you know?

I got a reading room.

You walk out of the reading room? All right, so the hallway that you're in is just kind of like a

Well, not even a lab drinker, it's just like a hallway of statues and stuff.

collection sort of thing. But it's empty.

you do see that the door is open. So what are you trying to do?

It's not in here anymore.

No, it looks like the guard went... well, he's not in there. You do see a lot of bustle in the entry room, but not much action going on in the statue all the way.

I'm going to answer

What are you doing?

The what? Oh, the patio? OK. All right, so Jake, what are you doing?

Talking to the dancers. And. Actually, I think I'm actually on the roof with... No, shoot, I forgot where I was. I was either... Because I forgot what I had. I'm going through the pyrotechnic stuff right now.

The dancers are...

Oh, yes, I remember. Yeah. So well, I think you were doing that last time. And I think you're basically done setting all that up.

OK, well, then I go climb up on the roof. and try to lasso the grappling hook above so I can swing in and I'm also looking for target alpha Looking for our guy.

Yeah, so your guy is over here, little pen.

sitting with the woman and the big greenish looking dude. Yeah.

There's basically a waiter by each table. Their table doesn't have, oh man, I forgot to draw tables. Their table doesn't have anyone there.

There are some tables for you guys. Yeah. OK, so you basically get ready to lasso or grapple hook in or swing in to the stage as the dancers are kind of like getting set up to start their performance. And the

Soup and salad are now in front of all of the patrons. I think Rich was helping just set up lighting. So let's just assume that he's doing that. Nadi's outside looking out.

And Nuddy, so far, since you're kind of watching there. You've probably seen, I think, eight unique cards that have come up so far. Just some information for you since you've been posted up there watching.

The ASPIS Corporation folks, the guards, there's only two of them there next to the table.

little pennies on that. The rest of them are the same kind of uniform that you saw when you visited previously. So they're basically like the mansion's guards.

And Pat, I think you were last serving... and kind of going back and forth and kind of blending in, right?

Yeah, I had just gotten my white coat on. I was talking to my boss in the kitchen. He was... He was being pretty fucking racist towards me, so I threw some goblin racial guilt at him. And I was walking out the door to go and start cleaning up the appetizers, I believe. Some sort of plates I was cleaning up.

That's where it went.

Yep, OK. So yeah, you're cleaning up the aftizers and they're bringing out the soup. All right, so as you are going about that, a guard approaches you, Pat. And he says, I need you to come with me.

I say, sure. I got to drop these plates off. Can I do that real quick?

He says, nope.

Yeah, he says no.

Okay, then I follow him with an armful of plates.

Well, he tells you can put them down.

I say, okay, but I'd say I can't put them down in the dining area as we don't keep dirty dishes here. It would be offensive to the guests.

That's right. He kind of shrugs and says, all right, give me a perception.

I can roll it too if you need to.

Did it go through?

Stephen Q.

Okay, you don't notice anything out of the ordinary.

And so you're following the guard?

Well, I mean, basically, I'm asking the guard if he wants me to put these dirty dishes on the table or if I can drop them off to the dishwasher before I go with him.

He says, I don't care where you put them. I need you to follow me to the statue room.

I carry the dishes with me.

So you're going to go through the cover patio and the entry room. And as you are going through the entry room, you see

barrel-chested

skipped or missed, like they,

Goblin who's dressed up in what seems to be the same clothes that the dancers are wearing.

But I recognize that he's got chicken legs, he's barrel chested, and he's got a woven beard.

I know.

Yeah, it's your brother. So I'm going to let you just obviously know that it's your brother.

This might be a member of my party.

Yeah.

Shit, what the fuck does this guard want from me? What the fuck?

You busted. You're on timeout, dude. Why don't you put those plates down? You're like, I can't. I'm in the dining room. They're not allowed here. Save.

What the fuck? I thought I got away scot-free!

in the past hallway.

Have you done anything in the statute hallway?

No.

You didn't leave anything there, there's no incapacitated body, nothing like that.

I haven't left anything fucked up.

He could just be, it could be a psych out and you could be just going there to pick up some dirty dishes.

I don't buy that. Has he approached you, Donnie?

Yeah.

Just

I was thinking about bumping into you as I walked You drop all those plates.

I don't know what happens from there, but we can make something happen.

All I'm saying is if things go downhill, there's going to be a lot of plates flying everywhere.

This shit's about to go downhill fast. It's gonna be fucking sweet. You're like, you don't understand, sir. I need to put these plates. I need to have these plates in my hand. And then you just fucking throw them in the air and just start fucking booking it. I need to have his fucking wham!

Yeah, fucking...

I'm going to say that.

And he's like, and I tell him what's going on, and I'm getting, I just got approached by a guard, and shit might go downhill quick. What's his status?

Trees have never been greater on this side.

But...

Both looking good.

And that'd give me a perception.

Call in my name.

Instead of sirens, sexy women have big-titted fish ladies just singing. It's just a fucking boat. You're like, come to me, nutty. I'm super safe.

I was going to say initiative reception.

I think initiative is perception now. but there should be a specific perception button.

What's my elven human eye see?

those beautiful curves on those dancers.

Damn, natural 20 but at natural 1 at the same time.

One thing that you notice is there were a couple of guards that came out of the...

the room, people you've seen before, cards that you've seen before. So one of the three of the eight.

In addition to Pat, they also pulled one of the

One of the Occup, or the Par Years, I guess, that was kind of like hanging out in one of the tables.

who seemed equally confused as Pat, but he was a goblin as well. And then

and race or something here.

Shit, they're profiling some racist shit going on.

Yeah, and then a stagehand as well. They brought him in. So they're basically collecting all the goblins.

Goddamn.

I tell Pat, hey, they rounded up all the goblins, yo.

God damn it.

racist ass shit.

It is fucking racist, man. They're gathering all those fucking skins green.

Um,

I will start a racist fucking ride up in this dinner party.

and as so that something a little interesting happens as you're kind of walking by because one of the guards kind of looks at you and is like what about her and the guard that let you in says oh no they just got here so it wasn't them and so you're they don't bother you

And you do hear that, Pat, because you're basically having red as you pass, Donnie.

I'm bumping the path on my way by.

You bump into Pat.

Yeah.

what do you do? Just, you know, just feel that up on him. You knock the plates out of his hand.

Yeah trying to run by her

Are you going to kind of go with that ruse or are you trying to keep the plates steady?

Don't stop him from smashing all the plates out of my hand.

So Donnie, you don't have to roll for it because you're just bumping in someone who's kind of playing along. All the plates that you're carrying that, which for our purposes, I guess, let's say is a comical amount, all fall down on the ground and kind of shatter and it makes a tremendous amount of noise and anyone who was kind of not

paying attention, all eyes dart on you guys. And the room basically stops and looks.

What's happening? Holy shit, what did I just come back to? What terrible thing is happening?

You heard of Crash coming from the entry room.

You don't have to worry about it as long as you're not a goblin.

Yeah, what do you do? So you saw Pat going into the entry room from the outside, escorted by a guard, Rich. And he went into the entry room, and then you heard a crash, like a bunch of plates breaking. Pat was carrying plates when you saw him. What do you do?

You're in the covered patio. pretty close to the entry room you don't see in there but you definitely heard it

then I suppose I might investigate nonchalantly.

OK. I mean, it's not that hard to actually go up to the doorway and look inside, because everyone's kind of curious as to what that sound was. So you look inside, and you see

Yeah, you know.

So when you look inside, you see a whole bunch of broken plates at Pat's feet. The whole room is kind of like frozen and looking at what happened. Still there, it's kind of like everyone's kind of stunned for a little bit. And you also see another goblin that is dressed in the clothes that the dancers are wearing. But it's a goblin and it's like, comically barrel chested and has really thin legs and this woven Beard.

It looks like a girl. I don't know. It's kind of confusing.

What is wrong with you? Who would bring plates into the entry room? What is this? Somebody's got to clean this up.

look, I wouldn't have brought plates in here if this guy didn't force me to go with him and not put these down in the kitchen where they belong. What is the meaning of this anyway? And I look right at the guard and I'm like, and I basically put him on the spot.

Yeah, I'm looking at the guard like, what is wrong with you? We wouldn't let him put down plates. Just start tearing into them. I'm like, someone's got to clean this up. You know, I cut my foot. I got to perform here.

And I start cleaning it up, and I was like, I'll get it, I'll get it. And I intentionally cut my hand on a sharp piece of the plate I was on.

So when you guys do that whole bit,

I don't know.

Roll to hit against the glove.

Another goblin that was kind of behind you, Pat, that was also being escorted, NiceClothes, he's also not had enough. He's like, yeah, what the hell is going on? Why are you guys gathering people who look like us? And he demands time.

And then I'm down there, I'm like, yeah, why are you gabbing on those godless people who look like us?

Seems racist to me.

Oh, did you speak up?

I just kind of shout it from the outside.

The guard is like, just leave the plates. We'll get someone to clean it up. He's like, I don't know, man. I just like...

And then I'm like, ah! And then there's blood all over me and I'm like, Jesus, why did you do this to me?

This is unacceptable. This is.

He's like, I'm just following orders.

Is this how this place treats goblins?

And I'm like, why would you do this?

So the situation is evolving, and other guards are circling around. And let me now.

That's Escort.

Number two.

The guard is telling you that he's just following order. He doesn't know. He just has to gather all the goblins and bring them to the Statue of Holy.

Did you hear him? He says he has to gather all the goblins.

Just following orders.

one of the,

What the fuck? I yell.

I'm not...

One of the other...

One of the other guards says that he knows what's going on. He said there was a goblin that didn't have papers that was running through the

Well, where'd he go? What'd he look like?

Well, he ran through the kitchen. And Pat, you can actually tell that this is the guy that brought you to the reading room. He obviously doesn't recognize you because you look different. But he's kind of trying to calm the situation by explaining what's going on. And he just said that they're doing a sweep because they think that there is a goblin here that's not I've been invited.

Well, did he...

Okay, well why don't you look for him and when you find the guy that looks like the fucking guy who you saw, arrest him.

All right, he says, this guy's just a

That does seem like the most appropriate course of action, but hey, whatever.

I didn't have any days in police work as long as you guys did, but that seems like a pretty basic fucking thing to do. I'm bleeding and I need a bandage, okay?

Give me a diplomacy role, please. Or whatever.

Are you

I'm getting so mad at these racist fucks.

Yeah, but let's see if they listen to a server when they don't have time for that shit.

classes sons of bitches

Yeah, they're absolutely classist and racist. It's horrible.

It is.

There's so many races to hate.

Trying to shame them a little bit.

he like points at you and says get the fuck into the room And they kind of is grabbing for you.

bleeding all over my arms and hands now. I'm rubbing it kind of all over it.

How bad did you cut yourself? Are you actually damaging yourself here?

Yeah, I'll take some damage. I want like a lot of blood to come out. Like whatever dice that means. I want to like gash. I want to gash my hands so that it's like pouring out.

i've got a little bit of a natural experience can you just let me take him to the bathroom and pick the book

Do a D6 there, I guess.

That's a lot. All right.

Well, I mean, you said a lot, right?

Well, yeah, it's a lot. All right. I'm fucking bleeding all over the place.

I thought I heard a lot.

Yeah. Okay. You got it. Yeah.

Goblin blood doesn't, you know.

You guys are little people. You don't have that much blood.

We're pretty warm-blooded. Good luck, Pumper. We got big hearts.

So you self-mutilate for 4 damage. But the guy doesn't have time for his shit.

So when he goes to grab me, I smear my blood on his hands and arms.

Sir, can I just fix him up? Can I just take him to the bathroom and bandage him up real quick? He's bleeding pretty bad. I got a little bit of medical experience here.

they say that they can do that after the cards are kind of like trying to keep things going. And the more aristocratic goblin is now kind of in the corner with the guard that's talking to him. And he's asking for the guard captain. And the guard that's talking to him actually does seem deferential because

the guy looks rich or the goblin guy

Most people don't like that one.

money talks here. And he's like, of course. And he asks one of the guards by the door to go grab...

And so that guy goes off towards the statue hallway.

Donnie, what do you do?

You were trying to convince them that they should let Pat go with you?

So the guy, like brought you to the reading room is back at his post and he's telling you not to get involved and go to the dance floor

Give me a perception, though.

I can also roll up for it if you want.

and have it expanded over it.

21. All right.

And then Rich, do you do anything? And Jake, you hear this commotion now coming from downstairs and the

the main outdoor patio area got quiet after that big crash. But now they're starting to pick back up their conversations And the dancers are about to start the show. Actually, they're starting the show. now that things are starting to return back to normal.

People are Sipping their soup.

Okie dokie. Yeah, I'm just I'm just up top just making sure I see I make sure I know where the guy is and I'm just I'm just waiting for a look around for rich.

uh

which is by the, you saw him go kind of underneath the covered part of the patio. You're on the roof. So he's, you know, probably by the entry room somewhere.

Can I roll a perception and see if I can see a note?

Yeah. Yeah, you kind of, so you get a

And what did my perception do for me?

I don't know. your perception is for you.

Hm-hm.

21 is nothing to

to be sad about, right? Well, unless it's a super difficult thing to see, I guess. 26, you do spot nutty in the... in the jungle. These about like 15, 20,

As I walk five paths, I reverse pickpocket him.

but you like put something.

I want to give him my invitation.

Interesting. OK. Yeah, you can just do the same role.

the favoring.

You guys do have a lot of attention.

Donnie, you got one reroll of game, bro. I'd use it.

to use that re-roll.

Damn it. Yeah, you got it. You got to get rid of those on.

At the same time, At the same time I was on, I roll, I, you know, boo this fucking guard. And I'm like, this guy's a fucking racist. And I roll hype shit up.

I'm going to use Larry Ron.

But it's not very good.

22 on the rear row.

Give this guy a shot.

sheet.

Crazy that he's come with one fate point a game in that Pathfinder 2.

but yeah, it only applies to like a re-roll.

So, Donnie...

But when you do that, the guard that was tending to Pat

says, wait, what did you just give him? And he is reaching for the pocket that you placed the paper in.

I have a cock ring in my pocket.

Are you struggling here at all?

Well, I know you're struggling emotionally. I'm asking if your character is struggling against the guard who's checking your pockets. Do I need to make rules here?

blood wildly about as I'm panicking in a like a helpless but also like frantic screamy way where I'm like getting like persecuted and oppressed but that's like money like why is everybody trying to impress me and i like whip my like hands up and like at his eyes but also everywhere i'm like whirlwinding as much blood as i can to try to get him to falter in his reach to my pockets i'm not like fighting him in the traditional sense you know what i'm saying I see you flipping through my character sheet.

Yeah, I see what you're saying. But you, wait, if you, If it's a DC of 20 and he rolls a 20, does that mean he makes it right?

whoever's attempting it's the higher the higher role wins whatever what do you mean

Well, you're not rolling against your DC for being grabbed is 20, and the palace card rolled to 20.

I don't know how it works in V2.

I think it makes sense. Yeah, OK. So the...

It sounds like... I think you achieved it. Yeah.

The guard grabs the... the invitation from your packet.

Whoa, I'm plucking blood in his eyes. Don't I get a thing?

Okay, you're right. You are. I forgot about the blood, which should give you a bonus, which then he fails. And then he asks his buddy for help. So now the other guy is approaching. And...

also scream help.

Oh, God, it's going to.

Let's get initiative here because it's going to be hard to...

And I'm screaming, help.

To anyone in the party that will help me.

But I will need those initiative roles.

Oh God.

Which you probably should do it too. I'm assuming you're going to be acting.

I don't know about that.

You just give it just in case.

Jesus, I'll give my initiative. But you know what? I'm definitely passing a lot of turns.

I mean, while we're at it, let's just get Nuddy and Jake in here too.

Jake, give me a perception.

You want me to do it again? Can I just use my last one? I'm pretty perceptive. That was a really good roll. I'm asking on the Wings of Angels.

Oh, wait. Oh, you already did perception?

You can continue.

You hear a goblin.

I mean, there wouldn't

yelling help.

No other Goblin says help this way. You've heard this guy before.

I've heard this cry before.

uh,

I run across the rooftops.

you run across the rooftops.

Yeah, towards his Yelp.

cries for help.

It's crocodile cries.

So since you're on top of the mansion area, you can see how far it is.

I'm going to say, not stealthily, but quietly. As quiet as I can. I'm supposed to be up here. I'm not trying to steal. Try to do it quietly.

Yeah, you're... You can spend two of your actions this round to get basically right above them.

And that I will do.

move it right yeah I'm gonna go ahead and move a character above them

and you still have one action left.

Am I off to the side or am I directly above them on the roof and there's stuff under me?

You're directly above them on the roof, and there is kind of like a slanted skylight thing. So basically, rain doesn't go in, but light does. And it's fairly large, so you can kind of see there, see under there. And you could fit through this skylight opening thing. It's basically how the entry room is lit up is to this mechanism.

It has a latch. Can I open it?

So you... Yeah, it's actually already open. And you do see the whole scene down there with the broken glass and shit ton of goblin blood everywhere. It's a mess.

I. I tie...

I guess I have one action left, so I just take out my rope.

So next up,

Gentlemen, calm down. The show is starting. You're distracting the

Give me a diplomacy

Um,

That's not great.

They do.

They hear what you're saying. They think it's a valid point. They're not like

It doesn't feel like...

They're not necessarily acting...

Doesn't feel like it. They're not taking me seriously.

Yeah, they're like, you know, they're dealing with something right now.

Anything else? So that was one action. You have two actions.

Well, you're right.

The guards go.

The guard, so the

The guard that's right next to you is going to try to grab you again.

I collapse on the floor in response.

Maybe when it's your turn, but...

If talking is a free action, isn't just like stopping all my muscles?

End of turn.

Noodling is a free response.

So he holds you so that you can no longer basically move unless you break from his grapple. And he says,

He tries to actually,

Oh, no, he's going to try to grab the piece of paper again. So while he's holding you, he's not going to reach for the piece of paper. And he does not make it.

Guys, relax. I was just giving him a high five for a low five.

It's a secret goblin handshake, you know?

Maybe you can roll the deception when it's your turn.

Talking is a free action, okay?

The other guard just kind of circles around nearby. Let's see. Did he already walk up?

This is true.

There he is. And then...

Does any of the hallucinations

Yeah, what's up with the poison?

I mean, it's been like 10 seconds so far.

What is up with the poison? I don't know.

bystanders on their turn.

So it's,

All right, so I'm grappled.

I pretend like he's squeezing me too hard. And then I'm like, oh, God, I can't.

pretend to be dead. Like I pretend to pass out.

So you're pretending to be dead?

I pretend that he's overexerting force on me.

He's still like fully breathing.

I'm bleeding, maybe. Maybe that gives me a bonus.

You can also do an escape check, which costs one action.

I'm not trying to escape. I was trying to comply the whole fucking time.

and

Yeah, you can do it.

It would be an unarmed attack. Roll. OK. Oh, sorry. So you're not trying to escape, right?

Yeah. Let me break his grip. Yeah.

roll an unarmed attack.

that happens to me for you. bonus wise.

What is an unarmed attack?

to have an attack.

I don't have unarmed attack.

Well, you're untrained in it. It's one of those. It's one of those deals.

Yeah, that sucks.

Don't I have a skate artist or something?

No, it says you should do an unarmed attack against his athletics DC.

What, how do I do an unarmed attack?

is your on-and-aunt attack modifier.

I doubt he has him.

Yeah, it's actually, it's probably minus. You have to be, it's a skill. You have to be, or it's a weapon. You have to be trained in it. Weapon proficiency.

I think it's,

Not like a counter-athletics check.

Don't I just roll it? Can I just brawl athletics?

If you're trying to break, are you trying to break a grapple or punch him while you're grappling?

Break a grapple.

Athletics check.

Oh yeah, everyone is trained in unarmed attacks. So it's a trained attack.

Well, how do I?

You should be able to add a new

Dax plus something? Is it strength plus something? Like, how do I calculate it?

It's athletics.

Yeah, pretty sure it'd be athletic.

do the text. So

I mean, yeah, just do athletics. That does seem like a mix. You're supposed to do an unarmed attack against their athletics DC, which...

But for now, let's just do athletics.

No, I'll do the thing. Either way, it's the same role, except for do I get to add my base attack bonus to it or no?

Yes, please stack on us.

So essentially it's a strength roll plus my base attack bonus.

What is my basic jackpot? I don't even know what that is.

It should be two because I think when you get trained, it's two.

I can't find it. Unless she...

Legendary is eight, Master is six, Experts is four, Trained is two, I think.

Master, training, DC, armor class.

how this works.

I don't see base attack bonus anywhere on my sheet.

Roll a T20.

There is no concept of basic attack opponents in this. It's basically what you're trained as. And everyone is basically trained in unarmed attacks, which gives you a plus two, I believe.

I rolled it.

Yeah, it was a night.

And nine.

He probably doesn't really have any.

But you're all the strength. I see.

The guard maintains his hold. You can keep trying to escape if you want, but he's got you held up pretty well.

Does that mean that the alchemist fire that fell out of my pocket didn't explode?

did you actually...

The Falcon is fire while grapple.

Yeah.

I accidentally clicked it, but I like the idea of it.

Yeah, you can... When you grapple, you just can't move. Like, you can't run away. But it doesn't prevent you from...

I think I felt good that would have grappled it.

I don't know if that's exactly what it grabs.

He's not penned.

I think base grapple is just no movement.

I'm just thinking about this visually and if I got this dude, how's he gonna hit him?

So if it's a manipulate action, but I don't know if attacking is a manipulate action. DC5 flat check.

I think mini plate is like opening a door. I think dropping an alchemist fire

Having this fire on all of us.

Yeah, manipulate actions are like administer first aid, conceal an object, craft, disable device, grab an edge, interact, palm an object, pick a lock, but strike is not one of them.

So we can't like treat poisonous shit.

attack somebody but you can't open a door. Got it.

Well, there's no constant of flow attack.

Yeah.

So what happens?

Are you attacking him?

I would like to drop an Alchemist's fire at his feet.

I think That is not up. to pull off.

How come there's no actual attack rule for that? If you just scroll the damage.

I guess I

I mean, dropping it on the ground. Yeah, like if you're just going for the. Splash damage.

No. If I'm not, yeah, no. I'm just going to go with it.

I try to break free. It doesn't work. That's all I do.

Wait, you don't use Alchemist Pack?

I do not.

All right.

You know what? No, fuck it. Catch him on fire. Drop it at his feet. Splash damage. I'll take it too. Whatever.

I

The Alchemist Fire erupts, I think, around you, right?

Okay, so...

both of the

both cigars and both cobbleds.

And I take how much damage?

I'm just reading what Nutty posted. Yeah, from what I can tell, he can attack. Because attacks don't have a move trait, and it also doesn't have the manipulate trait.

It's really confusing.

Select the manipulate trait here, it's defined here. Strike is a specific type of action that's not listed there.

I said how much I take damage to probably how much do I take?

You don't take damage from your own bombs.

Did I take damage from his phone?

I don't think so.

Is that because I'm a Charhide goblin?

I had that goblins just one day do fire, or not goblins, alchemists, They don't do damage to their... Oh, no, that was a specific feat. Sorry, yeah, I was thinking about it because this in 1E, there was a specific feat that allowed you to control it.

i'm pretty car i will know

Yeah, I don't think that takes fire damage though like that because of

I'm looking to try to hide that one.

what's Char High do?

It's a heritage that has a connection to fire and thicker skin. You resist burning. You gain fire resistance equal to half your level, minimum one. You can recover from being on fire easily. Your flat check to remove persistent fire damage is 10 instead of 15.

So you do not take damage. Donnie, do you have Charhide?

Okay, you take two damage, as do our guard homies.

And Pat, you still have one more action.

Is that what that says?

What did you say?

also four splash damage that I did.

the splash damage, you don't take the other damage. That's if he attacked the individual. No, I think it's just two damage.

How does it have the burn it?

oh wait sport wait you do have four smash damage sorry what the plus int

And then, oh, the Persistent Fire is two. So the following rounds. Sorry, I misread it. So it's four damage.

So it's 2 initial damage plus his int for splash damage.

You don't take the persistent damage yet. I think that's following rounds.

But plus the bonus from the burn at feet.

the spells level so that your current level then so two

fire damage. You gain a status bonus to damage equal to half the spell's level or one quarter the item's level. You also gain a plus one status bonus to any persistent fire damage you do. So the two fire damage tallies that in that's just a static two. And I believe I've already calculated all that in on that role so we don't add anything additional.

Okay, so they take four damage.

Yeah, that got people's attention. The plates and all that shit kind of lit up. and you have one action remaining.

Did he drop his grab at all with the being on fire thing?

Um...

Can I attempt to break grapple again?

Oh, cool. Yeah, I try to do that again.

one action.

You gotta get him.

So sad.

That's plus two.

That's a high Goblin 4, bro.

And I'll give you a bonus for him being on fire.

I'm gonna use my one reroll per game. What's my DC?

Your DC is, no, it's pretty high. It's against his athletics DC.

Yeah, I think the last Athletics he rolled was 17.

Is it against a fresh one?

Palace Guard Athletics, scale 17.

Wait, no, he had to have rolled higher than 17 to have grappled him.

two roles back to back athletics, one's a 27, one's a 17.

definitely makes sense. Oh, the other one was to check the paper. That's why. No, it's not 27. It's basically his athletics bonus plus 10, which is going to be 22, Pat. So, you know, roll a natural 20.

Wait, this dude, I have to roll a natural 20 to break from this guy? Fuck him.

from my understanding of how unarmed attacks work and escape action.

Whatever happened to using dexterity to escape shit? I have to roll a strength check? The fuck, escape artist? Alright, whatever.

he's got your grapples he's holding you tight

I don't do anything. I pastor.

You can attempt an acrobatics or athletics check instead of using your tech modifier if you choose, but this action still has the attack trait.

Oh shit, that he's right. That's at the end of the escape action. Sorry, I didn't even get that far.

Doesn't matter.

You can do it, yeah.

You can do a retrospective. one for the previous one as well because

16.

Oof, that's better than the previous.

Well, I actually have bonuses to my acrobatics.

Yeah, right?

I was going to say, because I've got no strength modifier.

Getting closer.

It looks better. It looks better.

Still not enough, but either way.

What about your athletics? You got any bonuses of that?

Look, man, no, just pass turn.

I use my action to talk in the thingy and ask a status update.

I know how going on in there. I can't move my characters.

Usually you can't.

No. It's tough.

Does it take an action to use this? Or me, Pat, like, always linked. So if Pat wants to, I can hear his goblin rant whenever he wants.

Let me double check, but I'm pretty sure it's just telepathic communication, which means...

I start telepathically reading Nadia Goblin poem.

We're in the middle of a fight, man. You guys hearing this shit? Like what? Fucking goblin poems. Sounds like fucking nails on a chalkboard.

He must be fine.

Yeah, telepathic communication.

So it is not a microphone.

It does take an action to talk to Pat though, right?

No, unless it's a long conversation, but usually short things are free.

Okay, well, assuming Pat informed me of the events going on,

Yeah, in iambic pentameter, but pretty much, yeah.

I'm not sure, yeah. I try moving range to see inside the room. But I can't move my character.

It seems I've been hiding in here for so long my foot got stuck.

It looks like it's set up correctly to allow you to move it.

Nice, I can move my character. I just, yeah, I just move him away from the guard.

So that's

Yeah, Pat's gonna break that gravel. Fucking move away.

Yeah, you can basically use one action of move to move into position such that you lined up

Right there.

Then I asked Pat if he wants me to take a shot or wait till it cools down.

I look over at Donnie and I give him like the eyes, like the questioning look where I'm like. Like, can we get out of this one? Like I tilt my head, open my eyes, give them a questioning look.

So I have started a fire in the middle of this place. We've got guards all around us.

I don't think I'm going to have this one.

my action and I say if you want me to start shooting if you want to go hot just say it and I prepare an action to shoot the guard this hole and pat

Sounds good.

That's my that's my goal.

End of the queue.

Well, I just hold the action to shoot when you say shoot.

A lot of eyebrow action is coming towards you.

I'm gonna...

I guess I will attempt to take back the invitation out of the pocket.

Does the invitation, Ozan, does the invitation

That's a 26.

Does the invitation describe us? Like... Like...

No, it describes a dancer.

Okay. Okay.

Well, it just basically says that Cassandra is a dancer.

Isn't she always?

Isn't she lovely?

26th, are you hearing?

I don't know.

Oh, man.

Oh shit.

All right, so you palm the invitation back.

Looks like you're getting ejected.

And you still have two actions remaining to do as you wish.

You're part of the escape team now.

Oh my God, did you roll a 26 and he rolled a 25? Holy fuck.

22 last time and got beat by like a 27 or some shit.

It was actually last time you rolled a 22 and they rolled a 23.

Exactly.

So it's very close.

I'm just saying they have pretty good perception.

Does he get it?

Looks like Pat is going to be out. Take your ejection.

I got it. I got it.

I'm just trying to decide what to do here.

I don't know if attacking is the right move there.

I don't think it is at all.

Yeah, exactly.

I think, yeah, just go with it. Just go with it. Just get arrested. We'll bail you out.

I don't have time for this. I'm late. Yeah, I think you guys didn't even miss my performance. They're gonna go check in with my dance group.

Oh, and on that note, I have to go start putting out the candles.

Everybody bail.

So, Danny, you're going to the stage?

That direction, yeah.

Yeah, that's fine. You basically go outside. Yeah, when you're outside. people heard that explosion.

It basically kind of like re-quieted down. There was like a little boom and you came out. The dancers have already started, but it's kind of like this awkward thing where they're going, but they know that there's a distraction that drew everyone's attention, but they're not really used to the situation, so they're trying to continue with the show. but they're also kind of like eyeing at you. Kind of confused.

and I yell fire.

Okay.

So you yell fire.

It's already on fire. We can't just not be here all of a sudden.

Well, everyone here can help light everything on fire. Everyone can light things on fire here, and we can all have to escape. And we'll just bail on this quest entirely. We could totally do that.

You just screamed fire. You just screamed fire. It's about to go wrong.

and have them in the disarray of it.

Okay.

Well, we were waiting.

I didn't poison the main dude unless he ate the soup, in which case he ate it.

Some people probably didn't.

It is Jake's turn. Jake, you saw what just happened.

I take the lamp, I take one of the, one of the jars of lamp fluid out of my, out of my chest and I throw it immediately at the fire on the, through the window.

Oh, Jesus.

All right, so you throw...

And then I shut the window.

Right.

Okay, so let's say that

The lamp will Does lamp oil, does it explode, or does it just light on fire? I'm wondering if there's actually an explosion damage.

It's splash damage. It doesn't explode.

It's pretty similar to like kerosene right?

Yeah.

Flash damage? Yeah. Okay. And you're... Where are you aiming it?

I'd say, yeah, the guard. Well, not at Pat. Pat's not under the guy, right? Or did he bring...

to fire well not completely but he's pretty protected against fighting yeah

I have breaking fire resistance.

All right. Roll me an attack just to see if you hit pet with the tank.

I almost want to type in attack. You want a dex? You want my chuck score?

Yeah, roll a d20 and then we'll add your dex to it and your basic attack bonus to it.

which is I think going to be two. So your dex is one, so add three to it.

Pat's AC is...

It doesn't really matter because it's more of a flash time.

Is it 21?

Okay.

It's just a role for targeting, right? Because he's not actually trying to hit, right?

So you can target that square for sure. Not a bad roll. You'd take your All right, and then it's going to be half of this, let's say.

is.

2 damage. for the guards.

But Pat's fine, because he's immune. All right, that was one action, Jake. Yeah, two more.

And then I shut the...

The moonroof, as it were?

Yeah.

Yeah, skylighting.

And then I head back to my other spot, or where I was on the roof. Yeah, to my launches.

Go back to the launch area. All right. yeah i mean since last time you came from there that's gonna take you the same amount of time so you can

As I'm running, I give Nutty the Drow sign language for...

for failure.

I think I know that one.

You're all fools. You're all fools. Every one of you. Best language in the game, bro.

I don't know.

You see that. You see the dwarf running along the ceiling.

I am going to also run over and yell fire at the hopefully hallucinating soup drinkers.

And I shoot my arrow.

All right. So we got two fire screamers.

organized with the initiative order here. OK, now it's their turn. Yes, it's their turn.

Alright, so the guard is going to re-roll to maintain a grasp on our goblin friend.

You're not getting free.

Yes, you are not getting free. He maintains his grapple. And he... He yells, where's Dave? And out from the statue hallway, the first guard that went to grab Steve to begin with finally comes out.

Steve's not here, man.

That is the captain of their guard. comes out. the fuck is going on? And he sees like a fire on the ground, lots of broken glassware.

Forget about the blood.

blood, goblin blood, pinned well not pinned grappled by the guards or the guard

The other guard is going to try to grapple you as well because they're going to try to carry you.

He also grabs you, Pat, and they start dragging you

towards the statue hallway. And the first guy says, I think we found him. I saw the dancer goblin that just walked out put something in his pocket. Go grab her. And he goes for your pocket again, Pat.

I love them.

Let them check it.

Fucking let him.

And he searches your pocket. And he's like, wait, but I saw it. I saw it. I put something there.

Yes, he finds Cochrane.

And one of the guards goes to...

goes by Donnie. But as he's kind of doing it, the guy realizes that he didn't really know what he was talking about. He said that there would be a piece of paper that was slipped in. But instead, he pulled out a cock ring.

The guard is like, OK, bring him in. So they start dragging you, Pat. Let's see how far.

So you're grappled by two cards.

I think resistant fire damage on their turn too.

Oh yeah, they do. Yes, there's fire on the ground.

They also take persistent damage from the first flame, whoever got hit.

And you actually have a bonus to that too, I think.

Oh, and Jake's oil as well.

Acrobatics like that, I'm assuming a pretty good amount.

Yeah, they have it. They're definitely hurt, though. It's not like that's in there. They're burnt. Kind of crispy. And Pat, I'm going to say that they move you halfway there.

And this guy, goes to fill the post. And this stagehand is now free to go back. So they kind of run back out.

at the stage.

And this guy is just the guy with the more noble guy is now just apologizing. But the whole room heard fire, and they saw fire.

Big fat guy now stands and asks the show to be stopped. And he's like, what's going on? And he instructs the service to go check.

and the servants Well... kind of run up to the gate and be like, oh, there's a fire in the entry room.

And now everyone's kind of stopped, and they're looking to see what happens next.

I've got a lot of pictures in my head. So a goblin and a raquim person just bursted out, yelled, fire. And while all that is happening,

They get affected by stage one of poison.

2 fifths of the room, including our tiny person, but not including the kind of greenish big dude or the woman from Aspis Corporation. or their guards start kind of going, huh. They're kind of like, they're about to throw up their kind of, they're not really paying attention to the whole fire thing because they look really nauseous.

Rich, it's your turn.

Oh wait, shit. Fuck, it's not your turn. It's Jake's turn. 27. I need to write this initial thing down.

I looked down to see, I checked to see if all the guests are like roused or rising from their seats or anything like that. How far the commotion has spread.

The promotion is just beginning.

But it's like almost half of the audience It looks nauseous. The dancers have stopped. The main kind of the owner of the palace is kind of demanding to know what the hell is going on. So like the whole thing is, you know, now paused and interrupted.

How does the target look? Is he looking kind of sick?

The target also looks nauseous, yeah.

Does he have any guards around him?

He does. He has one guard next to him.

Shit.

How's the guard work?

Is it this guy? Is it this guy?

How's the guard looking? All right.

The guard is looking fine. It looks like they have good fortitude.

Let me see. I got a couple of ways I can play this right here.

I give,

I give the call first, my first action is I give the call. I give the, to signal Richard to shoot the darkness.

We've

And then my second action, I try to whip my grappling hook back to me using centrifugal force.

I thought your grappling hook was situated so that you can swing down.

Yeah, I know. But it's swung in the wrong direction.

and I'll let you guys out.

Instead of heading towards the stage, I want to at least have it back in my possession.

I think you can draw that. Rich, what do you do?

For a third action, I'll signal. I use normal... goofball language. to signal Nutty that we need him here. I'll just hold up my arm, hold up my elbow, and then just drop it down.

Since it takes three actions, I cast darkness on the chandelier.

Will have to be my...

Three actions to cast darkness.

Apparently. I did not realize that, but yeah.

Wait, where's the chandelier at?

The center of the performance, or the center of the outside area. So it's essentially going to dark out the performance area.

on the other side of. So if you wanted

Is it here?

You have the range to do that.

Yes, that is where we had it arranged to be.

The range is 120 feet, so yes.

And is that, what, 20 foot purse? What is that?

20 foot bursts I'm basically blacking out the chandelier

We had them design it towards central lighting. So it's just the main, yeah.

Black out the area.

So you cast

darkness and the area in front of the stage that's that was that's where the chandelier was goes pitch black.

The rest of the area, I believe, goes dark as well, correct?

since light can't come out of the darkness.

It's now low light because there are lights around the room.

But they're not like big lights. They're the kennels that you help light.

But I never helped light the candles.

when you were helping set up the stage?

Yeah, but I never went around and did it.

All right, so then the stage is completely blank because he had asked you to light up that area, like that half of the room. and So let's see.

Let's take some measurements. It's 190 feet. I mean, just like what, 90 something, let's say 100. Okay, so... Littlepen is in Like Darkness, along with Grisham. But Bubba over here is... You guys can see when I make arrows, right?

He's in low light and everyone else is in low light.

We're also on fortitude.

So Littlepen is now full-on vomiting onto the table, as is three-fifths of the audience. So now, actually no, two-fifths of the audience is throwing up.

So half of the audience is now thrown up.

Now that you are totally snagging range.

There's a wall that's separating Nuttie, isn't there?

I don't think so.

No, there isn't.

And he is dressed like a guard.

One of the cards lose their grip on you. As does the other one. Wow.

Cheese it.

So they kind of fumble you, but you are surrounded by three guards and the head of the guards.

Smokeball and run!

This guy goes back inside.

This guy is guarding the door. This guy just went back inside. Let's say this guy started heading to a stable but stopped with all this commotion and this guy is also heading inside. Sorry, you guys don't even see what I mean when I say this guy.

Actually, This guard would be running inside because the lights just went out. So he runs in. And he says, they killed the lights. And the captain kind of bolts. Towards the door. Hold on, let's see how... or it's gonna be

They basically use all of their actions to move all the way out here.

It's now your turn. The two guards that were carrying you kind of lost their grip on you.

other guard and the captain of the guard rushed out because

Someone basically came in and said that there's something happening outside. Like someone cut off the lights.

Is it dark in here?

Which room was it dark in?

there used to be light coming up from the outside. there is no longer

What's

Okay. I...

Is there a door to the outside?

Yeah, it's down here.

Yeah, run that way.

Oh, wait, which there's two doors to the outside. So there's the entryway that's out here. And there's a patio that you were dragged in from.

out here.

and turn to entryway or to patio?

Behind me, in here, in the other room, is this door open?

Yes.

Can I see windows along this wall?

Yes, there are windows there.

I run this way.

That's where the Captain of Guard came out of.

I run this way and I jump through the window.

So basically, that's basically two actions to move, one action to jump through the window. So give me, I guess, acrobatics probably, right?

That's a drop.

You burst through the window in decent style. Nothing to write home about, but looking pretty good. Yeah.

I was 18.

Like, jaws aren't dropping, but you made it look professional.

What's the guy's name?

Daddy, you're now having trouble seeing. what's going on. You see half of the area in low light. So you should be able to, I think, see some of them, right? Yeah, you can definitely see some of the tables. There is widespread motion. Little pen.

the darkness.

Do I?

Yeah, Littlepen, you know where he was, but now that area is in darkness, so you can't see in darkness, right?

Let me double check. I don't think so.

Yeah, you probably can't because you're just human.

So you know his location, but you can't, like, you don't see him.

Where was he at?

Last I saw him.

He was the bottom left. Second from the bottom left.

let's see which way he went, or let's just go dark, and that was the last I saw was sitting there.

Last you saw him, he looked really nauseous, like he was about to throw up. And you can actually hear people throwing up now, like almost half the audience is now throwing up.

It's my kind of party. I am going to...

Get him, Nutty.

He's tiny. You can run away with him. You get to the smugglers.

I advanced to...

I advanced to there. Do I see better?

It's like 15 feet away. Yeah, you can see him now. Like to...

Is he still there?

Yeah, he is throwing up on the table. And he's kind of mumbling. You can't really hear what he's saying. He's not really saying it loud. And Gershom is talking to Bubba over here, the people next to him that are not going And they're like, what the hell's going on?

he says you two better leave and with like the guards that are on the edges of the table

are now standing.

I will.

I'll just hold my action until they leave, and then I'll just follow them out as an escort.

Okay, so you're going to tail them basically.

Yeah, Pat, as you jump out the window, your butt tingles.

He's like,

So you're running into the darkness?

And I'm going to sell it.

I'm gonna have you with that style.

It's a sad stealth. Well, sad for you, but that's still pretty good, especially given you're in darkness.

For someone with a 12 bonus, I would have expected more, but 19 is nothing to shake his dick at.

Yeah, and you know, wait, who used up there? Oh, you used it up. All the funny things you used it up, but you still lost that role. Your reroll. I was just thinking about your reroll where you had a natural one.

But I'm in complete darkness, so I'm just here and get a pretty big bonus.

Yeah, you feel pretty secure in your stuff. Because it is pitch black where you're running through now. The light suddenly went out. And people's eyes have not adjusted

I'm a goblin, so I think I only have 20-foot move. So I move pretty deep.

No, it's only dwarves. Goblins are normal people. Dwarves are the ones that are short-legged. Yeah. Honestly, I don't understand that rule because even gnomes have 20. I think the Pathfinder people have something against dwarves.

But what else do you do?

So you're running into the area. It's really loud. So even though it's dark, there are people who are now screaming, and there are people who are now throwing up. To your right, there's a stage, and there's a lot of high-pitched screaming going on there. To your left, there's a lot of... things being knocked over, and a lot of puking.

Do you do anything else?

I'm checking the range in my dark, 20-foot range. I actually have a close.

Unless you have darkvision, you can't talk. You're going to take a big, you do have darkvision? OK.

Thank you, I'll talk with you.

I wouldn't have dark vision.

Logan has 20 foot marks.

far away. I'm going to hold my live action until the end of the queue if I can do that.

I

unless you like doing something specific.

can use your action now, but have it activate. But you can't just have a free action at the end.

Yeah, I have a feeling that the guards

The only way out is through the door that I came in, right?

The other way out of the bathroom.

Not at all. There is not even a wall between us and Nutty.

Now there's windows

With that, there's no wall.

There are no walls on the patio side leading to the jungle. The mansion itself is obviously walled up on three sides except the patio and the area that leads to the jungle is open. It's kind of like a viewing deck almost.

Gotcha. So I'm gonna move up here. It'll be pretty pitch black, yeah? And so...

Yeah, you're moving through darkness, yeah. That's like where it's pretty dark.

And yeah, I think that's all I can do to follow my move.

Yeah, that's okay.

All righty.

So darkness is all over our area. Ugh, who is

imprisoning me, all that I see.

Pat's free. They're all free. All right. So I'm going to go. I'm going to. I'm going to try to.

Uh,

This is all open, right?

Yeah, that's all open.

Like, this is all open? Is there any way? I'm going to try to...

There's scaffolding for the stage. you put like to your pyrotechnics and whatnot but yeah

I'm going to try to grapple.

other side of the building. Right about here.

Throw the rope. This way.

You're going to throw rope 90 feet?

Get out of here. But also, there is no place to throw your rope there. There's the stage. You can assume that the stage has a scaffolding above it. But above these tables, there's nothing. This is outdoors.

three actions as well.

so you can throw your grappling hook onto the stage

I'll just jump. I have him.

It doesn't help. Do magical.

How long does darkness last, Bridge?

One minute.

Yep, I think so. Let me check. One minute, yes.

globe of pure darkness shit yeah you can't really see anything in there

I get to the scaffolding and climb down.

Nettie, you can see because you're not inside of the actual Darkness spell. so you're just dealing with low light,

Jake and Donnie are in pure blackness.

All right, so Jake, you position yourself?

try to walk over. I try to head towards the same direction where home dude was.

Yeah, I mean, you know where that area was, so you can move towards there.

All right, Rich. Wait, can you move that far? So you're getting down and then you can only move like 20 moves in action.

30 feet, bro.

30 feet. It's like 70 feet away from where you were.

You're 70 feet. It's all move actions.

Alright, but you were on the ceiling, so let's say one action to get down and then like 40 feet or something, right? Because you're a dwarf with your short legs.

Wouldn't that be 60 feet if you can move 30 feet there?

Unless he's flying down

because he's vertically up on the ceiling, so he needs to go down, right? So he's not like flying in a straight line. He ain't a bird. He gliding? And tell me you're gliding and I will make the rolls.

Yeah, who am I to tell you what to do? But I will need those roles for flying.

What are you doing?

going to move myself and 25 feet, which I believe is my movement.

So you're also moving into the darkness?

Yes.

I am going to drink one of those potions, turn myself into a golden mane raccoon person, or noshie. And then I'm going to run over here.

You did not see any other Nashie here by the way.

with my last app.

What level darkness did you cast, right?

Two is the first level.

Hey, Rich, what level of darkness do you have?

Norma.

Pure blackness?

This is true.

People with dark vision can see through that.

Yeah, it doesn't block Darkvision unless you cast the heightened 4th level version.

Oh, it's like a barrier. So you can't see into it even if you have dark vision. But if you're inside of it, you can see it. But you can't see beyond the boundary either. So you can't see outside of it if you're inside.

I don't believe so.

Yeah. Huh?

No, I think you can see it.

From the outside, it appears as a globe of pure darkness. Light can't pass through.

This is what it says for art vision.

Oh yeah, so creatures in the area can't see outside. Okay, so you can't see outside and you can't see inside, but if you're inside of it, you can see within it if you have darkvision, right? Is that it?

unless you cast a heightened fourth level of it.

I think so.

Got it. OK. All right. All right. So you guys can actually all see each other. Other people cannot see you because you all happen to, well, I guess you have some other kind of members in your little bubble. Actually, no, even Littlepen is in that bubble along with one of the guards and not the dancers.

and I can make these better.

So then I wouldn't go to see Little Pen unless I'm in the bubble.

Right. So Little Penn is in pure blackness as far as you're concerned. So you know the location of him from where he was sitting.

If that's the case, can I put myself inside the boat? Because I still had movement and I would have made sure I could see him.

reconsider that.

but you don't have dark vision so you won't be able to see inside the bubble

So I thought people inside the darkness could see. You have to have dark vision to see inside the dark circle.

There is no light emanating there, so that's why it's dark in there. but not like magical dark.

If you need that heated up, that one didn't take as well.

And it's centered around here, right?

Yes, right next to Jake basically, yeah. 20 feet emanation.

Keep a lookout for when it pops out.

I think it's actually right on Jake. Yeah, it's right on Jake.

Wait, what did Rich do? He just walked up? What...

So I moved into the darkness, drank the potion to change myself into a golden mane, Nashi, and I came out, and as a free action at the end of my turn, Sir Littlepen, let me cast a spell of protection on you. And next turn I might do something with that.

Okay.

So you hop into their darkness... change your appearance and then came up to the

Midget. in the darkness and told him that you're going to cast a spell on him, the protection spell on him.

Yes.

Alright, okay.

Yes, indeed.

He does not respond because he is throwing up.

and moaning in strange ways, like he's seeing shit.

Now it's their turn.

The two guards

who are standing up, are now escorting the

homeboy and homegirl out.

She What's that?

But they can't see it all, right? They're tangible.

Yeah, the guard that's on this side can't see shit because she's in darkness. But like all of you, she knows the layout of the place, so she will move...

OK, so they're all trying to get out of the mansion area. So.

So I'll do is basically,

They'll spend two of their actions and then they'll check to see if Everyone's all right.

So are they carrying that dude then?

No, because they, in the commotion, kind of, he's throwing up. And they're like, we got to get out of here. And they're kind of assuming that he follows them. But this guy is not just nauseous and throwing up, but he's like seeing shit. And he's enveloped in darkness. So as soon as they get out, they don't actually see that he hasn't moved. And they're all humans, so they actually can't see very well right now. So as they kind of move out of range, it's not until they're close to the main entryway where there's the fire and you can kind of see the door because it's not enveloped in darkness. and there's light coming out of it.

So, the woman says, wait, little Ben, where is he? And she sends the guard back to grab him. So the guard doubles back

Meanwhile, The captain of the guard

rushes into the darkness along with the

except they can't see shit. So we're going to do some perception rolls for them.

palace card is fucking dope damn are you kidding what the fuck are you doing 19 alright

Damn.

And Jake, you hear the guard say, stop.

Which direction? Yeah.

He's right above you, like, or on the map. He's right above you.

Is he pointing to me?

He's not pointing at anyone. He can't really see inside of the bubble. But he's definitely yelled at you.

This card comes out here, but he can't do shit.

These guys are after Pat. OK, so they're running.

Let's have them do some acrobatics here as well, because

is their job.

Oh, so sad.

Alright, so one of them doesn't even get over the window. The other one is basically spending this round climbing on the window. So Pat can basically make

They're risky two actions behind Pat.

Fuck yeah.

Good at athletics, not at acrobatics.

Did I forget everyone? Oh, this guy.

This guy is trying to help coordinate. He yells at everyone and tells them to go inside. There's not a trampling force moving towards the door. I'm not trying to move all those fucking people. Just use your imagination that there's a thundering herd towards the door, but it's actually not the whole group. It's basically half of the group. The other half are still kind of throwing up and

I don't know if you ever heard someone scream while throwing up, but they're doing that. So use your imagination there as well.

It's your turn.

Alright, well, I fucking run.

So you're just booking it through the driveway area that you came in through. Well, actually, you don't really know much because you came out of Cake, but you're going up the road.

I mean... Are there any bushes nearby?

So there's basically the jungle. It's a thick jungle. So if you're trying to get lost in someplace that's prime location.

And then there's a road that's kind of winding up through the jungle. That's where you guys came through. There's a whole bunch of wagons that are corralled along the road.

And in One of them that's about

60 feet or so. It's that.

I choose the end of the jungle.

Yeah, it's a group of Aspis guards who saw you burst through the window and now see the guards trying to struggle through the window and they seem concerned. But the jungle is, let's see how many feet away from you. I think you can actually get there in two moves.

Full run, by the way.

There's no such thing as a 4N. 25.

Didn't we determine there was?

Is there? Wait, I thought there was one. You can do like three move actions and that effectively multiplies your move by three.

But you can get into the jungle with three move actions.

Alright, so you move into the jungle that's next to the mansion. Are you going to try to hide in there?

Yeah.

Are you trying to go in as far as possible, or are you trying to hide in the edges?

I'm trying to go in and also hide.

Okay, well, let's do your hide next round because you just entered the jungle.

Nutty.

So, Nadi, you saw the... Guard come out of the darkness, and now they're doubling back. You did not see little Pen leave, and you still hear him throwing up and screaming.

Okay. What I'm going to do is... Can I... I mean, I gather that he is in the same spot where he was before I know he's sitting there vomiting.

Yes.

So I'm going to move there, and then I'm going to attack the darkness with my hammer. It starts swinging in there.

Wait, you're trying to kidnap him, not kill him.

I mean, it's not lethal, so it's a minus four, but I'm swinging away.

to roll your attack.

Right. And then I'm going to use...

exact strike, I think I can use that.

All right, exacting strike. So tell me what it is.

Count towards your multiple attack penalty. Alright.

So I'm going to swing at him.

Match 20.

Alright, yeah, I mean, I'll see him.

So that's 8 damage, is it?

Yeah, I think that's how it works.

I don't know why damage is five, but critical damage is eight. I'm guessing it's five.

Probably adds my bonus or something again.

1d10 plus 3 ability modifier was versus bonus damage.

Plus damage plus 2.

or just multiply damage by two.

Well, I mean, it's the same whatever the hell.

Alright, so let's call it 10 damage. And you said this is not lethal? Hammers are not lethal?

No, I'm making it non-lethal, so I got minus four to hit with it.

Pull your punch.

So natural 20 minus 4?

Yeah, you can still get them.

All right, you have two more actions.

Oh, no, I had to move to them, so that was one action.

Okay, yeah, one more action.

And then I swing again.

I click the number two, and that will have my negative, though, right?

Yeah, let's see.

Do you have to knock him out or can you just like snag him? At this point he's pretty well poisoned and throwing up.

Yeah, attack number two.

Yeah, he's flat footed.

Yeah, but it's... You need to knock him unconscious. I don't want to be making rolls every time.

I guess it's critical damage.

But we don't want to have to fight the guards getting out, you know?

Yeah, but I'm going to have to fight him struggling every time as I'm trying to run through the jungle and being chased by guards. I'd rather be unconscious and not have the extra rolls to get fucked.

I don't understand how this critical damage calculation is being made.

well i mean i didn't critical but yeah i don't understand why that one wait why is that 22 still

Oh, yeah, you're right.

I understand it. I don't know how it's 22. Anyways, all right.

It just says eight plus three plus two. Wait, 8 plus 3 plus 2, is it double it?

Yeah, that would be...

Oh, yeah, it doubles it because my last roll that had an 8 was 3 plus 1 and then just doubled it. So it was 4 plus 8.

but it doesn't use your original damage roll to multiply that it rolls a completely different set

That's the weird part. Anyways, all right.

You hit him again. Push. He's still up top. He's still puking. Donnie.

walk up and grab this pole.

and Kimmy Athletics.

So you grab him so that he cannot move.

and you have one action remaining.

Like choke him out or

So I know that I think that's a good example.

Hey, don't really fuck it up. Alright.

Do what? Not easy, don't hit it with a hammer.

Isn't he already kind of inco... Isn't he already fairly, like, docile, though? He could probably drag him.

He is puking. Yeah. So well, now he's dry heaving because he puked quite a bit already. And he is mumbling about snakes.

and drag him off.

You try to do what?

drag him away.

He's tiny. Pick them up.

of the time, okay?

Okay, fair enough.

drag them away as well or

Yes, do athletics to drag.

21, yeah. So you can drag him 10 feet.

to decide just to make room for him. You're moving him towards the jungle? Or which way are you moving him?

Which way are you moving him? Towards the jungle or towards the...

The jungle is our escape route, correct?

Correct.

Jake.

Copy.

They have exited the bubble. so you can no longer see them. You're actually in the bubble with the guard and the head of the guards.

And you can actually also see Rich, I think that's within range.