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So this is what happened. Fuck you, Craig. This is what happens. So Donnie's pet went into a deep and dark room without anybody's knowing, going through the evil bars. And when that happened... We decided against our best efforts to keep everybody out to go in and check out how Donnie was doing because he rushed in and got some good saves. The only thing we saw when we walked in there was Donovan coming out and him and Izuka and his familiar... were coughing up black shit and then two rounds they theoretically die

And then in one round after they theoretically died, they came back to being. And they're staring in front of me.

Nathan's and you were there. Right? And then Jess, it was behind the block.

And you were there?

He was there and you were there.

You are home.

Yeah, Donovan's character looked me straight in the eyes. He said, I'm okay. And he goes, Yeah.

All right, can I take Donovan's...

Guy to the corner real quick.

It's tricky. He just opened his eyes. They turned red. He gained a shit ton of buffs and stats. And he is basically superpowered in this very moment.

Yeah, can I see what he can do with those superpowers real quick in the corner?

What he decides...

Yeah, what do you do to him?

I just, you know, the usual real quick.

Because it just looks incredible what just happened. And I mean, the hands are probably rejuvenated, right?

One hands.

Miss Hans.

His hand's about to go to work.

Oh, yeah. They're very cold and clammy and strong.

Bald and clammy hands attacking Donovan or giving him a handjob?

Can I just pull him to the side and get it a little handy?

Yeah, roaming initiative.

That's a 13.

13?

He hasn't updated his stats with all his bonuses, so it's this plus... 2

if we could level it up, don't we?

You didn't level up.

That's a... High initiative. Actually, I got plus five.

He goes first in this moment. sees you moving towards him and turns into mist.

I shot a fake point hitter.

If you want to, but Hugo has missed form unless you change your initiative.

I mean, I'll take it in mist form. Fuck it.

Jesus Christ.

Handjob's not worth a fake point, man.

He's not that good.

Can I get a missed handjob maybe? Can we try that?

Can you try what?

Oh, yeah, you can go for it.

You can call them, Maxi. I take care.

It's not as moist as you want it to be.

It might be more tantric, you know?

I mean, I know you're into that tantric shit.

I think we're good, right?

So Donnie missed forms.

What do you guys do?

Okay, excuse me, Pat, did Donovan make an action? I'm directly in front of him.

Yes.

He turned to smoke.

Yeah, he rolled initiative higher than Ozon, and then he turned to mist.

Um,

Wait, is he going to give me the missed handjob? Like, free talk. I'm asking him.

He is not planning on giving you a missed form handjob.

I immediately can't can I merely make a roll to go ahead and grab the mist and or punch it?

Do this the hard way.

I scream at the mist.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. I can't make a misformed creature try to pull some a la carte bullshit.

You like the

Yeah, roll the hit.

Ooh, this is going to be a rough one.

I'm going to roll my base attack bonus.

Of the top one?

Was it?

I rolled a hit.

What's the total?

It's going to be Oh, the first one. So 12, 28, and 34.

12 28 and 34

do you have magical strikes

No, I do not. I did not apply them on my thing. Don't know.

then your hands go through the mist and do not do any damage.

You punch the mist.

Was he trying to punch it or grab it? I thought he was trying to grab it.

Good. Nailed it.

You hit the myth.

Fuck yeah. Nailed it.

The mist is going towards the cracks and the bats up in the ceiling.

I missed.

Yeah, that's out of my reach. Good to see you.

Alright, there's a small hole in the mortar of the castle and it slips through.

No.

You no longer see Donnie.

is that hole in the like we're talking in the ceiling right

Yeah, so where you are, you're way on the left-hand side of this room, kind of by the spiral staircase. This is directly above the gate that they just went through to get into Strahd's coffin room.

Okay. It's something that I could levitate to, potentially.

Yeah, you could. You're about 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 40 feet away, 50 feet away, something like that.

Okay. How big is the hole? Can I see that?

And it's like just failing mortar in between stones.

So literally, like, if I became heir, I could get through, but not... I can't become air. All right. Do you think I could turn into air?

But if you could...

If you could, that'd be tight. You can get through them.

That's fucking wishful thinking, dude. Fuck yeah.

But we're not there yet. All right.

No, we ain't there yet.

Alright, as the mist goes through, you guys feel a slight ease in the air that he's gone. And then you notice that the ZOOG isn't around anymore. Throw me perception.

But as Duke around before he turned into Myst,

He was.

Yeah, he was right there.

The Zook also turned into mist.

What am I sure that I see?

Rich, you're sure that the zoog is still there? He's just hiding?

He is a crafty little fuck.

And Todd, you're not sure what's going on at all.

That's about right.

I'm thinking about making a mama's shit. Yeah.

You're just happy to be here, man.

No one's getting past these gates. Oh, that, something just blow past me. What was that? No.

Can't pull a fast one over old Todd.

Ha.

man, the air is wet in here, but don't worry. There's no vampires.

Missed. What missed?

We're downstairs. There can't be any mist in here. You guys are crazy.

Todd never misses. He never misses. Okay.

What do you do? Or anyone? There's no turn order right now.

I'd like to tell the party just to reimburse what the fuck happened. Holy Christ. One of our parties.

Why do you come to the other bluebirds?

Did you see it?

Oh, these are chooms, right?

Yes.

There's the good tomb, and there was the bad tomb, and this is the bad tomb.

All right, it's coming back to me. It's coming back to me. Yep.

one of us just turned into a vampire and flew out so now we got two vampires to fight right

Right. I'm scared and I don't like any of it. And now one of them.

Well, I mean, there's also the vampire that turned him.

Right. And he's through this switch in the floor that we can both see. So either we go through the switch in the floor and we fight that vampire or we deal with the problem in front of us. And that is the emanating black death of the casket that we can both see. So.

Also, the bars aren't spaced perfectly. We could have some failed checks getting through it.

Let's not bring up the doubts of Piscope right now, because Piscope will always ring true. Pun intended. Pun intended.

No, just don't be a person who has negative checks and acrobatics and they come through or don't.

What happens if you do? Don't come through.

We should make it so everyone can get through freely so we don't have to... Because if you get some shit, if something goes down, like, I don't know, something turns into a vampire and starts coughing up black stuff and you need help, no one's going to be able to help you if they can't get you to the bars.

You know what? When you're wrong, you're wrong. But when you're right, you're right.

No, just run through the bars.

I mean, I could make it, but I'm not sure that everyone else can. No.

Jess can make it. Our eyes are still on Jess, by the way.

You guys will not attack me for going through.

Jess doesn't get hurt by the bars.

Right.

Hey, Jess, you want to tell everybody what happened when you were paralyzed and you touched the bars?

I'm not really sure to be honest. I just,

I played the fifth.

Yes, I'll be cool.

What kind of save was it?

Jesse, you can speak freely. This is a safe space before we saw one of our party being turned into a vampire dying in front of us and turning into mist. You know what, Jess? This is a safe space for you to talk freely. And now we'd like to hear all about it.

kind of save, wasn't it?

I don't know how I wasn't impacted by the bars. I wish I did. I wish I could tell you.

That's fair. But sus,

I'm sorry. Thank you, Laura. Fair enough.

That's fair, but it is.

What do you know, though?

Bye, guys.

If you don't know that.

I mean,

Yeah, Jess, what do you know?

as much as you do about these cars.

something.

It's either I go through or everybody that feels really springy goes through or we all roll them dice, metaphorically.

Who is through those?

I'm through.

Are these just bars with no lock on them? Is there a lever somewhere to lift them and shit?

It looks like you could lift the bars with a lever of some sort.

Well, just since you're not affected,

I just like look for a way to open these things.

I'm going to

go through. Do I need to roll anything or do I just go through?

What's going on with the whole situation? Can we go through?

Yeah, the... The... The bars are open 18 inches wide via Piss Coat.

Hell yeah.

So just go through.

Alright, we'll go through. I'll go through. I'll go through, Bryce.

Roll me in acrobatics not to touch your tummy on the way through.

You don't touch your tummy on the way through.

I'm going to not even bother and like deliberately touch it with my tummy on the way through just to like double check.

You touch the bars, roll me a, roll me a 42 tip.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Wait, that's the wrong one.

Nothing happens.

I accidentally clicked on Rich's thing. Okay.

Nothing happened.

Rad.

I roll to get through.

Who's got that torch? Can we move that torch up in here?

well.

myself

What do we have here?

Yeah, I'm going to cast reduced person on myself and then go through.

You got it. It's not a... We don't know that. All right.

I don't know that. I'd rather just be tinier and walk through nonchalantly without the roll.

What is this thing, Pat? This thing over here, this over there?

James?

Which thing?

This. This. This.

I don't see it. That is an alcove. You walk into it?

No, I'm looking into it. It looks like there's something in it. Is there something in it?

here.

Yeah, there's a character in that. I don't think that character is in there anymore.

What are in these halcops?

Nothing is in those alcoves.

They're just this big coffin.

Got it. And then there's a casting here, right?

And there is a, yep, there is a casket in the center. a coffin.

You have a lot of shields.

Me? Is that me?

I see many shields that I've seen most people.

You want one? You want to hold these shields?

I have a shield actually. I have a little dark wood shield.

which I hold out in front of me.

I mean, what is our...

Does anyone have way of like... In fact, we lost the detect magic trick.

That's right, yeah.

and detect magic.

traps Can you check the coffin for traps?

Yeah, I was actually just looking at, I have... I'm pretty sure... Hold on. Give me a second. I have...

something

Does the coffee nap traps?

What are you using to detect it?

I think they just dropped.

perception or your fingers?

perception.

or are you trying to detect them? Just looking.

I'm not touching them. Yeah, I'm looking very closely.

For the 22, you see no traps.

I'm sorry, it took me a minute to find it. I do have Detect Magic at will, so I'm gonna do that as part of my drow nobility.

The coffin is magical.

coffin is magical. Has anyone touched it?

I tell them please do not touch that. Ask it.

Does anyone know how to dispel?

Has anyone touched it yet?

Like just opened it, looked under the lid.

No one's touched it. No one's touched it.

I want to start shit.

Does anyone mind if I try that?

Touching it?

I mind heavily.

That's why I asked. I thought you were going to...

I don't mind.

Well, someone has to touch it, right? So if we're going to open it,

Unless we have Dispel Magic, yeah.

quick

kind of immune to things. Perk at, I don't know.

cast mage armor for this shit.

Can I tell what kind of magic it is?

Yeah, necromancy.

mention that, you know, seems to have magical properties and death magic

Looking at the room, is there a teleport pad on the other side of the floor?

It's hard to see if it's teleport pad. You see three alcoves. What are you looking for when you're asking Teleport Pad? Let's see.

When I say pad, it just meant a thing on the floor that looks different than anything else.

Nope, just looks like regular floor.

I drink my... I do a chemical allocation that lets me drink a potion without consuming it with my bark skin plus five.

And would anyone mind me trying to open it with my sword, maybe?

Like pry it. Like...

As long as you don't touch it with your hands, 100%.

Okay, I will...

Why don't you want her to touch with her hands? just because you're concerned about her health?

Doesn't trust me.

So what happens with the sword situation then?

What are we doing?

I think she poked on it with a sword, right?

Did you?

Yes.

Do I need to roll anything to do that, Pat?

No, I just don't know what you do.

No, just don't want to do. Just describe it in detail.

Like, it's a...

Heal. I pull out my katana and kind of try to force the blade between the lid and the coffin itself and...

The blade flips in between the coffin and the lid. You feel the weight of the lid, and you see it forming a gap. And as it forms a gap, you see the blade slip inward, and it is working. What do you do?

Okay. I leveraged that shit up. Kind of tried to pry it to see what's inside.

it's fairly heavy and it's putting a little bit of a bend on your blade as you're pushing down to leverage it but it is opening

I don't hurt my blade. So let's stop at like maybe six inches just so we can see inside it.

You get about a half of an inch before you start worrying about the blade because of the weight of the lid.

Oof, okay. I am going to stop at half an inch and mention that I'm worried that this is going to harm my weapon. If I go much farther, it's kind of heavy. Can anyone see a thigh with this much of a crack?

I would, I cannot. I am currently trying to examine the hole that Donnie escaped through.

How did he do that? That son of a bitch.

You see crumbling mortar in between the stone...

Are you still involved?

up there so as it's hard to see because of all of the bats but there is mortar on the ground where he weaseled through you can see it's like coming through

All right. Okay. We're out with the sword.

Mario with the sword.

I asked you what you're doing.

I asked if anyone could see in with the half inch that I was able to pry it open. And is that a no?

difficult to see them.

Difficult to see in. Okay. Is there anyone... who has a stronger weapon perhaps like Or something to hold it open or pry it open? Or should I just give up on this?

I do not.

What about the shield?

I guess I have a shield.

I mean... Yeah, I was like, is that going to be better than a sword?

I mean, it's less bendy, I would think.

Shields are meant to take a beating. I'll try with my shield. Can I try the same thing with my shield? How far do I get?

So you put your shield in and add leverage?

Yeah, and I'm not trying to hurt my shield, right?

So as you stick your shield into the gap to pry it up, roll me a fortitude save.

SSR 5

You turn to stone.

Oh, shit.

God fucking damn it.

I think Donnie was our guy to undo that too. So we,

No, he's not. Donnie's one of them.

Yeah, that's what I said was...

You guys want to...

Could say fuck it and go cart this cement man back to town. Have the priest fix this and try again later.

No. No. Jacques, you involve a mortar in the corner. There's your susses. Damn it, dude.

Because I got nothing.

I do not have breaks.

I don't think Dispel Magic is going to cover this.

Worth trying.

Hey Jess, when you were turned to stone, how long did it feel?

I mean, I know you were turned to stone for just a quick second in our time, but how long did it feel?

I didn't feel long. I'm not sure I perceived time.

Short.

I look kind of like...

I don't know. I'm confused. I, too, am confused.

Because he turned us down for just a second. And now I think just a second has passed. And ozone is stuck longer for than a second.

And now I'm starting to really worry and questioning the world around me.

Maybe it has only been a second...

A minute passes.

I just touch Ozan with my finger. Like... Poke him, you know, the statue O's on.

Yeah, he's stoned.

Jacques Crusoe. Okay, definitely Stone. What about Detect Magic? Is he magical?

He is emanating magic.

OK. What kind?

necromancy actually no stone to flesh to stone is what is that con enchantment i believe or no it's the other one what's the one where you turn into things trans transmutation magic

Chantman.

Illusion. transmutation.

okay. Now, do we want to try to spell magic?

Jake, you got that magic sword, right?

Basically, it's basically half of Magic Sword. And it's

Maybe you can dink him and knight him, and maybe that will dispel stone or something.

I touch Ozone with the blade of the magic sword that I wield. You have the blade with the magic sword, you touch Ozone? Yes.

blade of the bench so that we... You have the blade with the magic sword. You touch Ozan. It does nothing to Ozan, but Jess, you still have to detect magic going on.

Yeah.

You notice when he touches Ozan's stone with the sword, it completely disrupts the magic that's on Ozan for a moment. And then the stone leaves, and then the magic comes back.

Whoa.

Does he become human when I touch him?

And that's not really good.

And that's what my character says. Whoa. As he touches him with the sword.

You see, no, like you see flesh begin to form for a second where the, where the sword touches him and then it leaves and then flesh turns back to stone. Like it's interrupting it. The magic.

Okay, and does everybody else see that?

Yeah, everybody sees that.

Yeah, I hold the blade to his forehead.

I think I'm gonna... dispel magic on Yeah, I'm going to try to dispel magic. See if I can break this and breathe the ozone.

You can break these cuffs.

That's the spellcraft there, Rich.

And I'm going to use my special ability and add my 3 plus my character level through... Yeah, like... Energizing. So it'll be... my character level plus my character level plus three.

29. I want to say...

I was on the subject of the flesh.

There I'm back in flesh.

Yep, dispelled.

So how did time feel for me, Pat? Did I know everything I was going on or did it just skip forward?

Yeah, you experience time in stone. You're just chilling.

Solid.

You were hella solid. He did.

You're hella solid. Hey bud, welcome back there. Jesus Christ, we thought you lost ya. Are you solid?

Give them a mirror check.

a lot of time really

Hey, Ozan, you want to look into this mirror for just a second?

Ozone has full reflection.

Yeah, I'm curious too.

Alright, so it turns you into stone.

Is it still magical? Is there some good soul sent magic room?

Oh, yeah, did it dissipate, the magic?

You no longer have any magic over you. It was just...

Not all the coffee.

Can I see where Donovan's blood loss was over in the corner? Can I see where he...

Was it like a magical trap?

basically what Messi came back from.

I just want to see Donovan's blood trails from when he came back and In and out of space. Because I came and entered the room. And then Donovan... He was teleported and dropped right in front of the bar's.

He was teleported and dropped right in front of the bars.

didn't really

turn to stone when I touched the this thing if we want to explore this further may I open it with my hands

Can you touch it?

I don't know.

Let me know what you know.

Well, I mean, did...

I think I see a reasonable theory here because it's certainly turned me into stone and... Did you have to...

And you didn't even touch it, right? You touched it with your shield only.

Yeah, I touched it the same way as you did. But didn't you roll a 4 to 2, say? Oh no, that was before. That was before. Never mind.

That was to come into the room.

Jake, any concerns here?

Yeah, a lot of concerns. I just kind of don't know what happened in the past three seconds. And my brain's just trying to, like, gather it all. Because you just turned to stone, and then you became my first worry. And since the last person in about two minutes that I saw turn to stone was Jess... And she came back instantly and you were not. So you looked in the mirror and how are you feeling?

I'm feeling fine. I feel like I turned into a storm for a little while. So have you ever been turned to stone?

You know what? No, I haven't.

It's a trip, man. It's a trip. Really get time to think about how you got there and where things took a turn, you know?

Anyways, I did that for five seconds. Or no, actually. one minute.

I have a stern eye bump at Rich.

I look over at Rich and I give him a stern eye. Like, I've never, because I've never seen anybody turn to stone. And the things that I'm compelling to Richard with my eyes is everything okay after he dispels magic?

Well, I think so. It's not like I tried to undo him being a vampire.

You look worried, buddy.

Yeah, but it's kind of a thing.

I'm just pleased that worked out. I thought...

I'm going to go give Woo-Woo a hug. I feel like Woo-Woo is stressed right now. Woo-Woo, it's okay. It's okay. Oh, here. I'm safe. Except Donnie, but you know.

Everyone hears a gigantic bell ringing. It rings once, twice, three times, all the way up to 12 times. It is now 12 in the afternoon.

It's time for lunch break.

Yeah, I was going to say, dinner time?

It's kind of midday.

Maybe we could just sit down and have lunch about it.

Yeah, let's have a little kumbaya circle right over here. Nice little talk.

Just use this coffin as a picnic table.

Just sit down, think about things over like a trail mix or whatever.

How many Dispel Magics do you got?

I take my sword and I pry open that coffin.

the one I have.

Yeah.

Jake, the moment you touched your sword to the coffin,

your sword slips into the crack and nothing else happens.

This mess has been outcast.

Like it was...

Like it was sucked in.

I use leverage and I throw the coffin up and over the head onto the ground. I have the hilt of that...

the head onto the ground. What kind of story do you have?

Dawnblade. You're using the sword.

You're using the sword that you found here. And it pries up with the sword. The sword does not feel any resistance. It's very easy for it to lift off with it.

I see.

little

Little applause.

What do I see?

The top of the lid, do you just tumble it onto the ground or do you slide it over and peek? How do you do?

I brace the sword in between the joints of the sarcophagus, and then I give it an old heat of hoe for the top off to the ground. I assume it's heavy.

Knock that shit right off.

All right, it falls to the ground. It does not take damage. And inside you see an empty coffin.

Fuck.

Protect magic.

It's not even like a coffin pillow or anything?

Nothing.

I mean, yeah, Todd. There's actually some creature comforts in there. You see a little teddy bear. You know, you got a little blanket. No, motherfucker, it's plush, but empty.

but where are this vampire stuffed animals though

Everyone gets scared at night.

Where's the dude who's supposed to be in here?

And it's daytime.

OK, who wants to hide in the coffin and ambush the vampire while we go do something else?

Sounds like a hard job to me.

That is not a bad idea. That is not a bad idea. That is not a bad idea.

Well, wouldn't the vampire wouldn't the vampire staff at night?

and sleep during the day isn't that how it works

Maybe that's this.

Yeah, you would think that those rules would apply here.

He can also not sleep. He's inside his castle, so he can just walk around.

It was like, he knows we're here. That'd be really stupid to be like, oh, it's fine. I'll take a nap.

Yeah, until we make a wrong move, and then he gets another one of our fucking parties. Are you guys really forgetting that for 20 seconds ago, one of our parties turned into a vampire, gave me a finger, him and his fucking familiar, then turned into mist, and then floated up into the ceiling.

can't be turned into a vampire.

forgot about him. Who are we talking about?

haven't really been actually attacked too violently by this guy. We were invited and then we've just kind of been wandering around. We never really figured...

Technically, this could be like a...

Maybe these are like

I feel like we're doing a bad job if that's the case.

I could just...

Okay, it's 12. It's 12. I would love to find the hilt of the sword. This coffin had nothing in it.

It could be like this recruitment process.

So should we go kill the guy that turned Donnie? I mean,

I'm out for vengeance right now. Yeah.

Where was Donnie? Where did he disappear? Where was that?

Apparently from his blood and from where he was laying, it was right over there. And then I gesture. Just out.

He was lying. He was right over there. Just outside. Right here. on the map, just outside the gate here.

I meant when he went to go check on his preacher. Where was that?

down here. Left alcove.

I want to explore that a little before we just gallivant off into the, you know, the wherever. I'm gonna... Before we leave...

It looks like the other two alcoves. You don't see any. Are you down there?

I'm going to move here and look in there. Just kind of like, cause we all saw him go race after his little guy.

Yeah.

Yeah, this alcove right here looks the same in regards to you don't see any noticeable panels. You don't see anything on the walls. The pattern on the floor differs slightly. than these three but nothing that like you can roll me perception check to see

I am going to do that. I also...

Sorry. I'm thinking maybe detect magic.

Let's start here. Hell yeah, I perceive the shit out of that thing.

It doesn't look differently, but you can tell with Detect Magic that this alcove is magical and the others are not.

Okay, I mentioned that one of these things is not like the other, but this alcove seems magical in some way.

to the others and then I start to step forward.

I'm just going to move here into the entrance of it. Check my blind spots.

you are the entrance of the alcove.

Did anyone hear me say that this is all magical and shit?

It's all magical.

The left alcove is magical.

Yeah, I say, hey guys, this alcove seems to be different from the other ones. Giving me a, I don't know, it's magic in some way. Do I know what way, Pat?

Yeah, transmutation.

It's not in like a death way. Like the... coffin was

Cool. I say that out loud to the people.

Nadi, the Akron on the left.

question is, do we want to go

into something that pretty quickly fucked over Donovan. Like, it was seconds, and he was, like...

Yeah, overruled. Do we want to do that? Especially one at a time. Do we really want to do that?

The way that Donnie went.

We are many. Donnie was one.

If you go through there alone, you're one.

Oh, fuck you too, bro.

Was this the way that Donnie went?

It's like somebody ride on someone's shoulders and we go two at a time.

Nuddy's thinking.

Safety in numbers.

I like the way you think.

And then we could have a guy go on all fours, and then we'll totem pull it, and we just get set on him. And then we go through. That's three.

I did shrink myself so I'm small.

You can probably just hold hands and jump on it at the same time, yeah.

You could do that.

and

Cool.

Go on.

Oh, he's back. I think we're going to all hold hands and jump through the magic, right?

What do you guys think?

So everybody's back.

or stack up Yeah, everyone's back.

This alcove be magic, yo.

FEMAD.

Did we check the other non-magical alcoves?

Okay, so you're in front of the alcove and you're holding hands.

Okay.

I'm going in.

Which tokens? I see Jess, I see Jacques, I see Todd, and I see Tuttle's. We got a woo you're going into?

We was going in too.

On three. One, two, and everybody teleports.

Come on, everyone. Turn to stone.

teleport turns us all into vampires. Son of a bitch.

to us do.

No, Jesus Christ.

I'm going to be.

It's coming.

Copy these tokens and place them where they go.

Everybody teleports, zoom out and look.

to where you are

Is that the start of the path that we had or I remember these things?

Yeah, you appear right there.

What's that center here?

Well, hold on. There's a vampire in front of you. I just can't find his token.

Ah, shit.

Oh shit.

Yeah, fuck it. You son of a bitch.

rolls me a will save and then if you succeed your will save an initiative

Oh boy. What are we shooting for here?

You're shooting for a champion.

I'm gonna use inspiration.

loop-dee-blop, he said, I'm shooting for 20.

Yes.

I'm not even going to calculate that because I think that if I'm trying to clear 20, I apply that to... I'll double check I can do that. But everyone else roll.

God damn it, Todd. God damn it, Todd!

I feel the same about mine.

Would you guys roll?

the three.

Anyone get over 20?

Again ready to roll I am going to use my ability for the second time and add nine to it and

No.

If it's an enchantment, then yeah.

Everyone's pulling out their saves. Pat, is this the fear effect?

No, seriously, is this a pure fiction?

30. My total is 30.

is not a fear-sight

Am I confused or on survivor?

You said you had an inspiration there, Nozon. Does that make it so that you have higher than a 20?

Yes. I argument I'm trying to figure out what actually.

1E6. Okay, yeah, I think I'm going to make it because you said I rolled a 19. I can roll a little.

plus three 22. 22.

Alright, so what for total? Point here. Alright, Ozan, you are not dominated by the vampire.

Everyone else.

Hey, I got a 30, motherfucker. He did not dominate my ass.

30...

So Jake, Todd, Jess... All three of you have an undying desire to go towards Strahd and present your body to him.

Ha.

your neck, your blood, and your life.

Say hello and bow deeply and start marching.

Yeah, you guys like he's your he's your fucking friend. He is your master in this moment in time. And he desires that you march forth and present your neck to him.

Call me Renfield.

I cast a motherfucking fireball.

Right, we're close.

I mean, yeah, we're also potential enemies. Kill everybody!

Everyone roll me initiative as in –

Rich, you hit that shit and you hit it hard. You hit us all with that. I don't give a fuck. I got a couple of hit points. It's fair. Get me out of this.

I don't know.

Everyone roll me an issue.

Roll you what? Initiative?

initiative.

Jesus, check out Christ.

That's your way.

I'm also going to...

Absolutely.

Good job. Good job, Todd. A 2, a 3, and a 2 so far for my rolls today.

Another inspiration here for me, plus six, it's my 17.

23.

15.

I was on 23, 15, JB.

Ozon almost beat all the rolls I've done so far combined with 1d6.

Rich, you got a 16?

Yeah.

I did indeed.

Okay. Ozan, you go first. You are nominated.

I'm not dominated, right?

You're not dominated.

And this is Strahd.

This looks like straw, the same guy you had dinner with.

Can you describe those statues?

Yeah, they are like clay golems.

Is there like a door behind him, or is this like a locked room?

Yeah, let me describe the room. Okay, 78.

So you have a red velvet curtain behind you.

70, 80.

Room is 30 feet square, rising to a 20 foot tall flat ceiling. Gargoyle creatures smile, revealing their teeth from high upon the walls, well lit by a brazier that burns fiercely in the center of the room. From their alcoves in the center of the east and west walls, two clay statues stand saluting with their weapons bared. Each statue has four arms, one with a shield, one with a sword, and the remaining two with their palms towards the ceiling over their heads. Their eyes seem to watch you as you walk through the room, high overhead and hourglasses with writing on its base hanging suspended above the brassiere. All of its sand is in the upper portion, somehow refusing to run down to the bottom. In the center of the room next to the brassiere is a golden chest. A single door stands to the south wall, while three doors line in the north wall.

I'm going to...

I'm going to go...

shakes nuts and say snap out of it

Jake, Romeo Wilson.

Oh, I get a will save. Thanks for touching the nuts, Azan. It's a crucial and lovely part that gets me a free will. Willy dilly. I'm so sorry.

You have a movement and then it's turn.

He has two hands. That's another nut he can grab.

I'm going to...

The man has three attacks.

As my move action, I'm going to study Strahd, which will give me bonuses later.

Studied combat. Alright, that's my turn then.

Rich, what do you do?

He's going to fucking cast that fireball.

How do you place it?

right in the corner over here.

Rich, if you can hit with that fireball, please do it.

Same team killing fuck. Fireball everybody.

You place it right in the corner. Don't we spellcraft? Don't botch.

I don't know.

You don't botch. Boom.

He hits straw with a fireball. Roll damage.

There's more where that came from, motherfucker.

26. I can echo it. I can fire it again.

What is echo?

I can use my drain... brain power thing for the wizard and recast a spell. I've already cast one for each spell level.

So as long as I've already cast one, I get a semi-blank spell slot.

Thrawn fails his save but uses an ability to instantly succeed his save.

Jake, you got one of those?

while I watch it fail.

But he still takes half damage.

by my boo.

How much damage?

He takes 13 damage. You see burns on his face.

It is... JB, your turn.

I am... by my master.

I feel like I'm dominated.

Oh.

He yells as a free action. Come to your master.

It hurts and I love it.

It's come to not come for which I you know it

This is if it's anything this ass knows, it's justice.

Yeah, you're dominated.

dominate. Let me give you a little hint on how this works.

You can control the actions of any humanoid creature through a telepathic link. If you have a common language, you can force the subject to perform as you desire. Communicating words like, come here, go there, fight, stand still. You know what they're experiencing, you do not receive direct sensory input. Once you've given a dominated creature a command, it will carry out and attempt that command to the exclusion of all other activities except those necessary for survival, such as sleeping, eating and so forth. Because of this limited range of activity, a sense mode of check can determine the subject's behavior as being influenced by an enchantment effect. subjects resist this control and any subject forced to take actions against its nature receives a new saving throw with a plus two bonus obviously self-destructive orders are not carried out once control is established the range at which this can be exercised is unlimited you need not see the subject to control it when he commands you come towards him That it's not killing yourself, but it is taking actions against your nature, so you receive an additional saving throw with a plus-two bonus.

because he doesn't like getting told what to do.

I always hated it.

You break enchantment.

And that's my turn.

Don't you fucking tell me what to do. Wait, don't you get more actions than that?

No, I don't think I do, but I give him a... Whoa! I give him...

You didn't take... think you took any actions really

And broken shaman.

Yeah, but that's just a will save. I don't think that's actually like an action.

Yeah, you don't actually, I think you just do that, right?

You were attempting to walk towards him and then you broke it. So let's see here.

Yeah, if you're on fire, you get a save or something like that every turn, but that doesn't count as your actions.

No, you still have an action.

Do I have a move?

You have a full turn.

Then here we go.

And we're off.

Bing. I light up the fucking fist.

No.

And I immediately, I do a double bob and weave. Shoo. I tuck my elbows into my shoulders. And I duck my...

That's a raging fire you're on top of.

Yeah. Yeah. And I jump over that.

Okay.

reflexive or acrobatics to get high enough

Reflex save.

I'll be damned.

You take fire damage while you do it. What do you do?

I fucking leg my fists up and I fucking suck and I punch this bitch. Flues and blows.

You see when you're reflex save for half damage, you take 11 damage while going through the flames, and then you deflure your blows on him.

How much damage? And what's the AC? Attack roll.

15 fail. I'm assuming 28 and then 30. So six blunt or 16 blunt on the crit. 60, 20, 22, but.

So if 15 is accurate,

22 blunt damage.

Is 15 to hit accurate on the top?

Right.

Miss hit.

And so 22 damage blunt.

You can't crit on undead.

Two runs. Are you fucking shitting me? Yep.

So 12 damage.

12, not 22?

You can't crit undead.

And then minus 11 on my house. Perfect.

He takes 12 damage.

I wish for two of them a nice trick motherfucker and then turn.

It is his turn. On his turn, the burns get removed from his face, and the mark that you hit and left him starts fading away as it looks as he's regaining health on his turn.

And then he goes invisible.

Wh-what?

Where's the doors? The door's over here.

Is he casting a spell?

I think that I...

You do?

Then that's my punch.

Yes, slap her.

Miss.

I think that motherfucker also needs to roll to have concentration. If he took a crit...

Shit, that's right.

There's fucking stars in the face!

Does hitting him in the middle of a spell, if he gets hit while casting the spell, doesn't he need to still roll a concentration?

He didn't get hit.

You didn't get hit by 32?

The 13 does not, a 13 doesn't hit.

Oh, the 32, he point where he rolled it.

Wait, what about the fake point? That's already true.

FA pointed that

Oh, you fate-pointed it. I didn't catch that. So you do hit... And he does get hit while casting a spell and he does need a concentration check or fail his spell. Let's see here.

I have to read how that works for him.

If you take damage, while carrying to cast a spell, you're in concentration check with a DC equal to 10 plus the damage taken plus the level of spell you're casting. Okay, what was the damage taken? No crit?

no crit, that'd be seven.

So 17 plus the level he's trying to cast. Got it. So this plus his concentration check. This plus his concentration modifier, which is a two. Plus his concentration...

He fails.

Oh, shit.

You interrupt his spell.

That's right.

Todd, what are you doing?

Whatever daddy wants.

Mm-mm.

I guess I'll roll a will save just to make sure daddy knows I'm willing.

No. You're dominated from the last will save. You only roll another one when you do something outside of your nature. He commands you to walk towards him and attack Woo.

Romeo will save plus two.

That's outside your nature.

Yeah, it's outside your nature. You get a plus-two.

Hey!

iOSC2 will saves.

Well, I rolled one for the walk-in part because I thought I had to. And then I rolled a one for Attack and Woo.

Here's the first one.

No, it's just one.

I rolled the one before you said roll will save for attacking Woo.

1, 2, 3, it's the first one. 4, 5, 6, it's the second one.

You fail. You attack Willow.

This one's back. Come on, don't roll ones in this house, dude. What are you doing, dude?

I'm fine killing my friends.

He didn't roll it for that action.

You don't get eight well-saves per turn. All right, attack Wu.

Darn it.

Critical.

What's clang?

Hold on. Hold the fuck on.

He should have had it. He should have had it.

I think it's just my single melee attack.

Neddy, did you fucking crit me, bitch?

You're not.

You're not undead, man.

You got 30 hit points.

on to the 8th.

And Eddie, you just leveled up. We'll save that. Or, yeah. Fucking pay point that.

But, I mean, you could survive that, right?

You want to do that right now.

All right. I'll use my fate point.

How the fuck...

Two less damage.

What is happening?

2-2-3-2020.

Now they hit me for fucking 28.

They got any pain points?

Do you got any faith points, Jake?

That was, I used it. But that's good. I'm still alive.

You just use it.

All right, Jess, what are you doing?

Why did you invite us?

in service to my master.

He commands that you walk. around and attack Wu.

I mean, is that in my neutral nature?

Nope, you get a plus two bonus on your will save to resist.

Will 6.

Plus two is 13.

Failure.

Failure. All right. All right, Woo.

How do you go to him?

How do you get to him?

get to who I am here. I suppose jeez I guess I would have to walk through

You provoke two attacks of opportunity.

For me?

From Jacques and from Xarthax.

Hitter, hit her, hit her.

Yeah, I'll take the... opportunity.

here for your guys' attacks of opportunities.

Use my attack of opportunity to a gut punch to get another will save roll.

It's while she's walking through, but yeah. So hit me with an attack of opportunity against her, both of you guys, if you want to take it. It's up to you.

I'll take the attack opportunity for like non-lethal.

Just a single melee attack.

Thanks, I'm

I believe that's a hit. A stab.

Non-lethal.

How do you non-lethal with the rapier?

Hit him on the side.

Does that do damage when you do non-lethal? Does that do half damage when you do that? What does that do?

Fuck it, yeah, I still have a good name.

Jesus.

I also say, snap out of it. Yeah.

Does that give me a will safe?

Trying to figure out how much damage it does, if you can do non-lethal.

Jesus Christ, these will saves are telling me.

No, I gave up on the non-lethal. I gave up on the non-lethal. Yeah, just dab.

Oh, you just stab her for nine? Boom. Alright, when you get stabbed for 9 damage, Jess, you get another will save.

She failed, unfortunately.

Yeah, I did it and I rolled six.

And then, Rich, you hit...

I'm literally going for the lightest of shin kicks on the knee. Right.

We're on a D4.

Do you have a proficiency with hand to hand?

I think so.

Do you take a negative 4 attack bonus by doing this, or do you attack with your full base attack bonus?

I don't believe... I believe I'm just attacking with my full base attack bonus. I went to the... I think I have it. I can go look.

Three damage to the shin, Jess, when we will save.

Did a quick Google and it says you can do non-lethal with any lethal weapon, but you take a minus four to hit.

Sounds like these guys are going lethal.

I kicked her up in the shin. Shit's...

Damn, it's a drop. It's a drop. Sounds like these guys are going to leave.

You've taken 12 damage there, Jess.

How much damage? Sorry.

12. You have not snapped out of it. 12 total. You haven't snapped out of it. You make it through the crowd.

You mean total, right?

You can now attack Wu.

But you don't want to.

You hella want to.

Now, keep that in mind. No.

I mean, yeah. Here I go. I'm gonna attack Wu from... Right here.

You're flanking him. I don't know if that changes your ninja stuff.

Yeah, it does.

Goddamn well that triggers sneak attack damage.

I mean, but like...

You're pretty much sneaking damaging him. Strahd wants you to hit it real fucking hard. You hit it real fucking hard.

Hit him real fucking hard.

Mentally speaking,

He could surrender...

You attempt to carry out that command to the exclusion of all other activities except those necessary for survival, like breathing. Like, you attempt to carry this command out.

This is not including sneak attack damage. You survived this, Jay.

If I had to move where I roundhouse to everybody around me, I would. I'd kick all you guys in the chair.

Six damage there, Woo.

What was the role to hit?

Every time it hits.

I haven't done any of my sneak attack damage on that.

25.

Fucking Jess, god damn, dude. Yeah, that hits me.

I'm down.

Roll.

She's not done with damage.

3d6

He's not done.

You want to reroll that?

Any of those?

21 damage.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm down.

Is that down or dead?

15.

21

15 plus 6, yeah.

That's lethal.

I don't have fate points.

Yeah, how did we use all those before?

You sure?

And when I leveled up, I rolled a one and then used it instantly.

I'm pretty sure we got one last session.

Yeah, but I spent it when I rolled a one on my HP, and then I rolled a one again after using it.

Yeah, she used to.

Well, then I am dead.

I'm really sorry. Can you roll a fate point on death? Oh my god.

Why can't I roll this good against fucking all my will saves? Jesus fucking Christ.

Yeah, let me through one more time.

yeah he's hella strong fucking stink attack flank 21 damage bam

I'm at four hit points.

So that means

Negative four?

No, four.

Dead, you scared the shit out of me. You have 4 HP.

No, four of hit. Minus 21.

Yeah, 4 minus 21 is dead.

Oh, you had four.

Yeah, bye-bye.

4 minus 21. It puts you at...

Negative 17.

What's your constitution?

Make him a vampire.

Sexy.

Oh, no, I'm just dead.

Can you undead this dad?

Constitution is 14.

Yeah, once if your point is negative but not equal to the clearly we're dying Jake is dead

I've never killed a party member before.

If anybody has any points, now's the time or else I'm down. And then good luck with the vampire.

Lots of kind of events.

What do we fight for, I think?

Can we use each other's fate points? Because I do have one, but I wasn't involved in the fight at all.

Yeah, we do. Yeah, we can.

I'm all out.

You can.

I can? Okay. I didn't realize that was an option.

I didn't realize that was up.

and we fake point that he's first wheel station

but it was just for the people involved.

No, just pay point. Jess is, I think Jess's role.

I don't know.

Yeah, Jess, redo that roll. Box.

Damn, her attack will...

Her damage roll or her to hit roll?

Her attack roll is a 14, so anything less than a 14, I can pass it.

Fuck it.

You wanted to reroll your attack roll or you wanted to reroll the damage for a sneak attack?

So what do you want me to re-enroll it?

No, that damage, her damage was only. So...

Your damage will kill you almost no matter what.

46 near a four life you almost can't survive just reroll the attack I think

What's your armor class, Jake?

24.

Okay, so you need to roll a 13 or less.

Irish, scratch off that fate point.

All right, Jess.

I parked it down in the first place. I assumed that shit was going quick.

Hell yeah. Yeah. I use my fate point to punch a vampire. Dummy me.

Miss. Take care of four.

I think we should talk this out, guys.

Diplomacy? Can we start diplomacy?

Can we start diplomacy at this late hour?

The policies failed

I think Strahd has a lot to say.

Oh my god. You guys, I felt so bad. I've never felt worse. I'm so glad. Thank you for using that hate point.

We were invited here rather kindly.

Dude, Jess, I love the fact that you fucking slit that knife right into my kidney.

Like, damn. Yeah, no cold-blooded as fuck.

You're like, guard me, motherfucker.

you like that bitch?

I would never do a sneak attack damage. Put that sneak attack damage in there. You get it in there.

It hurt. It hurt. It hurt.

Like, yeah, man. Damn.

Six damage? Yeah, I can do six damage. No. That's not enough.

That sneak attack, man, need to roll better, not against you.

Well, now we can resume the fight that we were losing.

Ozon. Your turn.

Oh no.

Well, again, I'm saying we could go for diplomacy and cave right here. What did we get invited for? We never had a chat.

I technically switched teams, so I think I'm winning now. Pat, is that correct?

Yeah, you're winning.

Yes.

Can I go? Jake is right after me, right? Is he? Or is it Strahd?

to heal that man

Lestrade went before me. So Lestrade's turn already went, and I fucking fucked his action up. So...

but now it's my turn again. I'm just wondering if... Who's after me, Pat?

I'm just letting you know right now, guys, I'm going to go for a grab.

Oh, Rich is after you as I'm.

If I can get Jake to drink a potion, he might be able to get out of this. But I don't know if I can actually... Get there.

I think drinking a potion provokes tagmop chunis also, though.

Yeah, so ideally he makes his way to me. Is there a way for you to bring him to me, Rich?

with not really but I can

with me and Jess not whacking on them.

I can do what I can for him. I'm about to cast a spell for him.

Fireball. Fireball, Rich.

What are you going to cast? Firewall.

No.

That's all I got. That's all I can do. Wait, what do you have?

Mirror image is first on my list. invisibility, but that would... It's not greater invisibility, so it won't stick around. Thinking mirror image is going to be the way to go.

Get him that potion.

I'm going to,

I think I'll be able to do that.

I can get him a potion instead, but I think the mirror image might be a better save.

Most likely.

The potion is pretty good. The potion is bark skin plus five.

I think you can use your action to give him the potion.

To give Jake the potion or to give...

Like you can actually feed Jake the potion with your action.

I don't see why you couldn't.

but that also might provoke a tech for opportunity.

Does...

I imagine Ozone would take the hit.

But not if not if he's behind me.

Ozan would get hit instead of you if he did that.

No, if Ozone's behind me and then he pours a potion in my mouth, we're still good. If he's next to Lestrade or within Lestrade's attack range, yeah.

Where is...

Go in the fire?

What is this thing? Is this...

It's a fire pit.

Yeah, it also hurts. So, yeah, I just kind of set myself on fire.

You could just go here and give him the potion. Jess is pretty much sneak attack damage, so she wouldn't do sneak attack damage to you if you're right here.

So you take what? Like...

10 damage tops.

All right, yeah. OK, so. I don't know if I'm going to be able to actually feed it to him, but I'm going to go behind here and then

Thank you, Ty. Let's pour it down his mouth.

pour down an alchemical allocation down Jake's mouth. And then...

Jake, in your turn, you have to take this potion that's in my hand and drink it.

It was hard. I could just be Jake the potion. but that would burn the potion. The whole gimmick is I use alchemic allocation to make the potion free.

Oh, yeah, so you don't Yeah. Well, I...

but i'm wondering if at this time maybe i should give up to 3000 gold and just feed them the potion.

Sometimes you just gotta look at Jake and ask if he's worth it or not. I don't know.

Jake 3000.

3000 golds.

2000 gold. Damn. Hey, Jake, talking to the preaction, how much gold you got?

I have 20 gold pieces.

Ha.

I'm not lying to you. You know what? If you want to keep that potion, go ahead. But if you don't slurp that Slurpee down my mouth right now, you're as all fucked.

So,

Alright, no, this is actually better. I'm not going to give him outcome calculation. I'm going to give him LB.

Damn it. I should have said it differently. I'm sorry. I was like, no, feed me. Feed me.

Jake, you get plus two to AC and the first five points of lethal damage is converted to non-lethal damage. You best get the R5.

you also plus two to AC. And that's going to last, I'll check how long that lasts. That's what I do on my turn.

Damn, Doc, I'm about to disappear right now.

That's five points of DR5 per level.

level.

Whoa.

Oh, shit, it's for hours, Jake. It's for like six hours per level. Really?

Once the spell is converted, 5 points of damage nonlethal per cast, your level maximum 50 points, the spell is discharged.

Goddamn.

That's still pretty good. That's a lot.

That's how much damage it'll take, yeah.

yeah like that's hopefully that still helps

You know, next round, we still have the bark skin in our pocket if we make it to next round.

Isn't that possible?

That turn?

Yes sir.

Rich, what are you doing?

I am going to, go around to the other side And cast Mirror Image on Jake from this end.

Down.

Oh, you sexy bitch.

1d4 plus 2 since it leveled up.

You have six clones.

It's over.

but,

Provoking an attack of RPG from Strahd though.

fucking fine. My boy has six clones now. I'm happy.

Yeah, I'm an hour of trouble with this bitch.

Assuming that you succeed if he hits you.

Yeah, we did it to stride. It's totally fair.

All right.

Okay.

This plus nine.

Oh my god.

That's it.

Rituan did?

wait you're a robot right can you crits affect robots

Yeah.

I think they do.

I think they do. I do count as instructed, but I think I'm still subject to crits.

This plus...

Wait, I'm sorry not 46 1d6 plus 4 plus This plus 4 so 5 plus

5 is doable.

3d6 necrotic damage.

plus this

5 plus 6 is 11. the 11 damage that you take from that,

I don't actually have flesh, so I don't know how necrotic damage would work on me.

Okay, got it. It does not... The necrotic damage does this weird fucking flesh thing to you. So you just take bludgeoning creep damage then. So it's 1d8 plus 4. So never mind. No necrotic. None of that.

So you just take five damage. It's really good though, because that's some necrotic ass level shit that happens if you have skin.

You just take 7-8. Roll me a concentration check.

Undead played dirty, man.

concentration.

So it's success. You get it off.

There we go.

Yes. Get him, Jake.

Mark that down.

And was that a stabbing he did on Rich or like it was like a bite or something?

Just a bludgeoning hit.

Okay. Yeah, what'd it come from? The hand?

five damage.

Why did you invite us if you were just going to be mean?

No.

And then he laughs and laughs and laughs. And it is his turn. Oh, it's JB's turn.

That is weird. That is fancy for you.

Why do all of his rooms echo his laughter? It's not fair.

How many copies are there of you, Jake?

Six.

I laugh as a free action. Ha.

Six total?

So five copies, one original.

Six copies. Seven.

Six copies of one original. Seven.

It's your turn, Jake.

I empower my fists with fire.

With holy...

Hit that motherfucker with the hand of God.

First one.

26 22 26

Hit.

And then this is my D6 for continuous rounds. He takes damage equal to fire damage.

A little damage.

He takes 4 damage every turn equal to half my level. I am 6, so 3.

Takes four damage, three rounds.

Plus all of the flurry of blows.

Plus 6, 10, and 8 if they pass.

They all pass. What's the total?

16. 22, 26.

And then, Yeah, we're next to each other, right? So I really don't want to move anywhere. I just want to make sure he doesn't.

Turn.

Alright, it's his turn. Most of those wounds look like he's recovering some hit points.

Not all, but most. He laughs and then casts a spell, provoking an attack of opportunity. You may take a strike if you wish.

Can I do a combat maneuver or can I just attack?

It's one single attack if you choose to take it.

Would it be against my nature to not attack Strahd with the attack of opportunity? I'm not next to him. I'm just wondering in general.

It's in your nature to attack Strahd, but you're dominated right now.

So it's not my nature to text rod.

He's not commanding you to do something outside of your nature.

But also I don't wanna hurt Shradh, right?

He's your friend.

What would I think about that, Sherrod?

Miss Wu. Hit Rich.

I want to punch that motherfucker in the mouth. He's got to say words for it. I want to fuck him up. Fuck your spell.

Roll damage.

Punch him in the mouth for one damage. I hope you bite your tongue, you bitch.

He takes the damage.

He does not interrupt his spell.

And then they all start crawling on the walls.

Shadow clone time.

Let's turn...

As I understand it, the shadow clones stay roughly within your tile range. As to... Oh. Oh. Okay.

He's not shadow cloning.

Todd, what are you doing?

Whatever you want, baby.

You tell me.

Yeah.

he yells to you to jump into the fire. Oh yeah. You're not going to do that.

Well, I mean, I said it was all you, so if you really want me to.

He wants you to attack your closest friend.

Like closest friend is in proximity or closest friend is in

Open to interpretation.

How are you?

Well, I mean, I'll just throw it up to a day since I just met these people.

Uh,

Let's do. Failure.

That doesn't make those. So I guess 1, 2, 3, Jess, 4, 5, 6, Jake.

He doesn't give a fuck about you, Tuttle's.

Wait, Pat, if he succeeds the will save, does he snap out of it?

He's not near me.

Wait, do you want me to move to attack them?

If he succeeds, the will save. He snaps out of it.

I use my fate point to let him reroll.

I only got a plus 4 for a 20.

There goes the last bait point of the group.

He's spending everything on this, apparently.

Worth a shot.

18 is not 20. Damn.

I attack Jake. I guess that's better. So I have to roll to mirror image or something?

Yeah, which one do you attack?

Yeah, how do I figure that out?

I guess there's two of them close to you. Just one, two, three, four, five, six.

in the description it says if you hit you roll dice to see which one is hit and

Yeah, they're all theoretically in the same tile space.

Since I haven't moved, I have to full attack, right?

twice. It's just the top one.

Does it hit?

First one. None of those hit my AC. I don't know which one he hits, though.

So he has to roll a dice to see which one he hits. Right?