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to this place and everybody else wanted to be here. What's up, Greg?

As you made those altercations, everybody's faces started changing and the whole vibe immediately stopped. You were invited to be in the back of this buggy and you were invited to go. And then everybody...

Yeah, no, I remember I hopped in the back of the buggy, and I punched the dude in the face. I made him forget I punched him in the face. And then you were like, doppelganger's face started changing. Bruce, the dog, is also a doppelganger. And we bought Bruce just because I wanted to, you know, deprive this man of his dog. But it turns out his dog is also a bitch. So... So I am, wait, Bruce was handed out of the cart. Ashlene has Bruce. So we have a doppelganger.

Yes, he's behind. He's basically flanking the team or they're flanking him, vice versa. But yeah, so Connor, you get to act first and you are literally staring at a wagon, a caravan full of doppelgangers. Straight.

Okay. Wouldn't we have to roll a perception check first? I don't know. I don't know how that goes. So, like, we know that there's doppelgangers because it's nighttime. I get a clue with that.

I mean, you definitely know when a dog starts standing up on three feet.

No, you clearly, you clearly know before with their facial screens and their mouths and all the sweat and all the, all the drip dragging off their fangs. Like they are gunning for you. You figured out their secret little hideaway plan. And they are willing to attack. You have Copperbeard less than five feet with the dynamo in his hands to your left.

He is sitting next to the caravan driver who's driving four horses on this car.

Grab your...

So I don't have rolled 20 up right now. I have to go grab the laptop.

Grab it and run.

I got your rolls, doggy.

Okay, so make sure you got the modifiers too. So I'm going to... I think we should use hold person on him so he can't use a dynamo on us because that dynamo gives AOE effect, right?

Just grab it and run, dude. Can you grab it and run? What class are you? Can you grab it and run?

No, I have the spell hold person.

and it's nighttime so I can empower the spell.

Wait, do they count as people?

They are humanoids.

According to

Yeah, it's a humanoid.

Because we need to make sure he doesn't have that dynamo on us because it sounds like a weapon of mass destruction.

Are they humans? I thought they were monsters. That was fucking Pathfinder or some shit. I can't remember.

No, Hold Person only works on humanoids, whether or not doppelgangers are.

That's fine. I mean, yeah, Jay Cordy answered it. You can use both personal on him.

Yeah, I don't think...

Yep, that is. Yeah, they are humanoid. They have hands and feet. They're bipedal.

All right, dude. I mean, yeah, hold person will definitely work, but then you're going to have to spend another action to grab it. Maybe I can come over there and grab it.

That's only one of them.

Yeah, try it.

I'm going to use hold person on them. Well, I can't, I can't use like a distracting spell where they all get mesmerized.

All of them are going to get mesmerized. Like we just walk out.

Let me read this spell. Sorry, I have RollD20 on my...

It was like 11 of them or something. It was a high number, more than us.

Enemies in my area, but let me read the spell.

I mean, so if you hold person and then one of us runs and tries to get in and look it might work out.

You should probably like...

Yeah, well, I can have...

He had guns?

twisting pattern of subtle shifting colors, weaves through the air, fascinating creatures within it. Roll 2d4 and add caster level to determine the total number of each creature affected. I could use mesmerizing or hypnotic pattern, and then with my... Revelation, it should...

I'd give him the fucking... Your stun spell, whatever the hell. It shoots an AoE, doesn't it?

I would use, yeah, use your Heaven's Oracle color spray.

3d pro plus to your cash level.

Someone's drooping up.

So awesome display. Actually, Marlin, let's use the next guys. The founding all who behold them. Each creature affected by your illusion pattern spells as treated as if their total number of hit dice were equal to its number of hit dice minus your charisma modifier. That's my revelation.

And then if I use mesmerizing pattern, one second, sorry. The fucking roll d20 on phone is trash.

Alright, so hypnotic pattern, guys. Should I use this? A twisting pattern of subtle shifting colors meets through the air. Fascinating creatures within it. Roll 2d4 and add cast level maximum 10 to determine the total number of HD creatures affected. Creatures with the fewest HD...

Yeah, that's how many hit that hit. That's right. That might be the problem, Connor. Like, that's the limit is, like, the most that you can get is, like, 8 plus, if you roll 2 4s, plus your level, which is 7. So 15 hit die. That's the most. But you'll probably get, like, 10 hit die.

But each...

Minus my charisma modifier, which is nine.

But each creature affected by it, Ozone, this is why Heaven's Oracles are so tight, is treated as if it's minus five because that's your Charisma is 20.

Minus five. Minus five.

so if it's a so it's if it's a six level creature each creature is treated if it's level one because that's what it happens it's one of the best cleric abilities

It's one of the best. It's fucking dope. It breaks the rules. Yep.

So also I need to, I didn't level up to level seven, so I need another level four.

Perhaps even blind and possibly not getting unconscious, each creature within the cone affected. So how close are all these creatures to me?

Connor, if you were able to see they are in a giant fucking cone right now, you'll probably be able to hit 10 of them.

15 feet of me.

A good majority of them, Connor. Like, if you had diagonal, you'd probably hit in six. Six to eight for three spaces. They're in a great spot for you to go first, Jack.

You have a 10 foot radius spread.

Yeah, I

20 foot diameter bubble.

You could probably

Sounds like he's doing hypnotic pattern.

2d4 plus 7 is the maximum number of creatures he can hit die he can fascinate them with. Someone roll that.

All right, so let's roll 2d4 plus 7 here. Nutty, I think you're...

What's his charisma?

I rolled it. I rolled it. He was

His charisma is 20.

Okay, if we don't like the role,

So 2d4 plus 7 so he can do 14 creatures right now.

and every single affected creature effectively has minus five to their head die.

Wait, what's this oracle shit though? Is this like a core oracle? What is the thing that gives them negative 5? Because I want that shit too.

It's a Heaven's Oracle revelation called Awesome Display, and he took it. I'll post it in the chat.

Dude, I got Abraka blown the fuck up in the newspaper, man.

The only guy that saw us was the chief of police, right? That actually made it out? Was that the only one?

Yeah, he's not a reliable witness.

Religious man in plate armor is probably specific enough.

Hey, and all I did was attack the bank robbers, so...

Yeah, no, yeah, everyone knows. I mean, this is great because we can also just get everyone's attention given that there's doppelgangers and us in this alleyway you know just call the guards over really fucked

Yeah, I'll just say it was a doppelganger that took my body.

Oh, there we go. All right, so Connor is going to cast Flashbang on him.

So what was that DC? What was the DC for Connors? Can everybody access this character sheet now?

Yeah, it's a will negate. So it's level two spell plus 10 plus five. So 17. Unless he has any additional things to his illusion spells from being a heaven's oracle. I don't think he does. So it's 17.

Oh, shit. I'm going to help him, though, because I'm a bard.

Hypnotic pattern.

That's insane, dude. Negative five per...

Yep.

It's crazy.

You know, like just from that group alone, he's going to be saving like what? 50 hit times?

You could polymorph a dragon at a negative five.

It's just your illusion spells, though.

Yeah, I don't think probably more of some illusions, Bill.

That's all really good, though, like if we can gather people into a smaller space.

I have no intention on trying to fight that gang of people with like one spell left. So he's on his own.

Are you just going to book me?

I hope everyone knows.

So is that what you're going to be doing? Are you literally going to be running away?

Yep, leave him for dead, Richard. Might as well cast invisibility and get the fuck out of there.

I mean, it's happening whether you leave or not. It's just...

I'm storming away with at least three of the party members.

You said you have one spell left.

actually have more than one spell, but like, it's not a wide range of things, and it's... There's like, fucking...

What shit?

We should not aim for this to be a long fight, I think. There's too many of them.

I'm not going to randomly get... fucked over because of Connor's drunken mistakes. Connor...

Are you kidding me? That's like...

Well, I mean, that's right, yeah. I mean,

That's what teams score.

If we applied that rule in every situation,

ABMS.

How many times, Nutty, have you fled the fuck out of, no, this is bullshit and I didn't start it.

Richard Anthony's like, no.

It's called securing the escape route.

They're gonna come after you too. That's the thing you're not really understanding here is like, they're not gonna just like let you walk off.

Well, we didn't randomly decide to punch them out of B for no reason.

think you're the I don't I hate to tell you this but that's not you're wildly misunderstanding how this is gonna go

It's definitely not good having a bunch of doppelgangers want our ass, though.

true because there's like nine of us and I don't care to try to regulate everyone's behavior. I assume they will regulate their own and get them killed. And he's going to get himself killed. I'm not going to intervene there.

Before you go, at least just...

And now the situation has escalated.

Before you go, just do like a parting gift, just a parting gift, just like cast, you know, whatever the best thing you have is and then peace out.

but to come.

Whose turn is it?

That's Will.

Mr. Enisit?

God. Fuck your God.

Connor, right?

Yeah, we're still figuring out Connor's character sheet, I think.

It is. No. It is team's turn. Everybody, could you please roll me initiative so I can get you in the turn order?

What are we...

Roll that hot in this.

Now that this work to get in the churn order, I have to click by character and then roll initiative.

Click your character sheet, click init. Oh, select a token that you want to have in the turn order. But I can't select my token. I don't control it.

The initiative.

I don't even see my token.

So to fix that, moving forward, you set up a little, you set up, whenever you get the tokens all nicely dialed how you like them, then you can drag them into a quick pullout menu. in your assets page and I just have current characters and then you just drag them out and they already have all their vision settings and their ownership settings and any special traits you've already put on them and you don't ever have to recreate them but you gotta set that up ahead of time

I'm just

But it's really convenient. You put nutty scorch he likes to throw right in there. All that stuff.

I'm just going cheater. I always have a pen and paper next to me. So if you just roll your initiative, I'm copying the first roll that's done. So since there's 13 enemies, they're going to all go at the same time and teams going to all go at the same time. So right now I got a P at 25. I got a rich at 19.

Having everyone go at the same time is going to be a little dirty, though.

You think so, Nutty, but I've been through this like six or seven times. It's really not. It speeds it up.

If 10 enemies attack one person, there's at least one person going to die every turn.

Yeah, but you kind of concentrated on it's one.

Well, luckily you're not in control of those enemies. I am.

Yeah, also, like, yeah, like, in actual combat, that probably wouldn't happen. Still having to space around one person. They're not going to metagame this.

He had three mages with fireball. And they're not going to all hit the same spot?

No, they're all going to hate you, Nutty, when you least expect it. So I don't know.

Pat, your turn.

Alright, can you give me control of my token? I'm going to move...

Also, my token's not even there yet. I don't have a token yet.

Let's see.

Jesus Christ. Alright. I cast my newest spell that the Wood Mage gets called Cicero.

Socorro.

That doesn't sound fun. Read it off.

All right, so all those are enemies, right?

They're all nicely grouped.

Wait, did Connor sing?

They're all nicely fucking group, dude, in the caravan, all huddled corner to corner, just pulling out their swords, fangs dripping with saliva.

Wait, did Connor's thing go off?

Yeah, Conor had the surprise round, right?

Conner's thing did go off. Yeah, Conner's thing did go off. It did. It did. He had

How many creatures did he affect?

Can you can you see inside the caravan? Do you want to know?

Well, I mean, yeah, I'm looking at what he's doing and there's flashy colors of lights. Do I see anyone look fascinated? in the 20 foot radius in the 20 and the 20 foot diameter circle that he made

You see...

Well, we've reception.

dead.

guessing 1 in 20.

Wrong.

16.

You see you do see bright lights. It's like somebody lit off a tank in a giant caravan. You just see bright lights. It just flashes and pops. And you hear a couple of noises, you know, from groans to pleasurable screams to screams of inadequate death.

Okay. I placed a Cicero right on top of them.

I'd say

20 foot what is it? 20 foot radius. So 40 foot diameter. Yeah. It covers this whole alley at 60 feet high. So, All of this group is affected.

Wait, are you hitting Connor too?

Is Connor in there?

Is he? Is he not? Is this not Connor?

Connor's in there, Daddy-O. Yep.

Yeah, I'm just...

I think this is Connor right here.

Wait, that's Connor? Oh, fuck, he's all the way in the back?

You know what? He's going to have to take it to the face. It'll be okay.

didn't see him. I thought I checked. I didn't. My perception wasn't high enough. Boom, Fikero! Alright. So, I need a DC 20 Fortitude save from Everyone Affected.

It's all right, he'll survive.

Jesus.

A blast of Furnace Hot Wind blasts downward, inflicting 46 fire damage plus one point per caster level to all creatures. That's 46 plus 7. A successful fortitude save halves the fire damage and negates being knocked prone. Otherwise, they're knocked prone. Blind creatures are forced into the ground. And then any creature who takes damage becomes fatigued. And then if they take, if they're fatigued, they become exhausted. If they've already been fatigued last round, this last seven rounds,

Mr. McCaffrey, roll a D1000 for me, please.

110.

roll that damage.

19.

Well, immediately, just a just a vacuum cavity bubble just immediately implodes that top part of that caravan. And then fire just spreads out in an aura, smacking everybody in the face. Clothes are on fire, skins on fire. They're all just screaming, trying to crawl out of this thing.

Yeah.

Did you use an item?

Or can you just cast that?

The thing that you did, were you using like an item or were you just casting that shit?

That's one of my new spells I just got.

40 foot radius.

So it's like here. to

20 foot radius? Yeah, 20 foot radius. So 40 foot... Oh.

So it's like here to here.

What happens if you hit and miss the 4-2 save?

you're not prone and you take full damage.

And you're fatigued.

That's turn.

All right, who's next?

That's going to be ozone.

Do I see any of those guys fall down?

You see five of them fall down. That thing is on fire and they're like on their backs trying to crawl out over each other on fire.

Which ones?

Not easy to do with the brush.

Vic, where's the device? Can you just ping it?

When you get a chance

Alright, so those motherfuckers took full damage. Motherfucker. Motherfucker.

The device is green.

Who's there is it?

Yours, I think.

I'm 18.

I'm going to go ahead and cast

Again, I've got my random side spells, so I'm going to give you... Cast Haste on... How many people does Haste work on?

The fucking party motherfucker. I think it's a person per level.

One per level. So everybody here, and I proc. ashleen donovan and jess to all run at the first sign of actual trouble

Oh, because they're not here.

Secure the getaway.

They're probably on the same boat as you in terms of not wanting to engage.

I mean, it's a perfect escape spell and engage spell.

Yeah, I'm here to engage, but our other party members who I, yeah, I'm going to make sure they're good to flee.

So we're all hasted?

Yep.

So we all get an extra attack.

That would be my turn. Actually,

And we get a plus one to attack rolls and a plus one to AC and reflex saves.

And if you're attacking with the full attack, you get an extra at your highest base, I want to say.

of our speed increases by 30 feet.

Very nice. Perfect.

burrow, climb, fly, and swim, and walk, and run.

And that's turn.

I think it's you next, Ozzy.

Yeah. All right. So I'm going to help this guy out.

I think.

His was very timely.

Actually, when

further than I need to go.

Base is for humans like 20.

How far can you shoot?

How far can I shoot?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, what's that load distance?

Good work.

Feet 20? I guess 20 feet.

It depends. It's like maximum or?

I mean, average.

spell just shrivels out of the water.

The spell was still the spell was.

Yeah, he's got a hair trigger, man. You touch him, his shit goes off.

I'm going to run.

Yeah.

Actually, I'm going to cast invisibility in a stealthy way. Actually, I'm going to try to deceive. I'm going to try to deceive here. So let me roll you, I think.

I'm out of here.

Or is it?

I don't intend to fight them. I intend to get Conrad out of there as well as the device.

kill all of them and take the shit back.

All right, Jake, I have a proposition for you. Can I bluff that I'm going to be running away and instead cast invisibility on myself And then I'm going to run up to Connor.

You can faint. You can faint.

Get that? Yeah, I'm going to faint. Facecom is like, I'm going to turn around. I'm going to act like I'm going to run backwards. As I do that, I'm going to cast invisibility on myself. But then I'm going to double back. Do you want me to roll?

You know what? I'm going to say give me a bluff. Don't roll low and then go ahead with the spell.

That's too low.

Talk some.

I mean, I'm casting invisibility on myself as I'm running away. So I'm not like doing acting here.

I mean...

Yeah, I mean, the men who were screaming, the things that are acting like men are screaming and burning on fire. I think you got this one.

All right, perfect. And I'm going to move up 50 feet, thanks to... my hastiness here

And that's my turn.

Unfortunately, the horses that are holding the carriage, they are on fire and nothing can quench your ears from the screams of their nays.

Well, I mean, I got a steel helmet on and that goes a little ways.

You can't get in here, Charles.

That one was for me. I'm sorry.

That's my turn.

Is it nutty?

Ignatius next, yeah.

I'm assuming they're within 100 feet.

Fly up and shoot him, motherfucker.

They're within 70 feet.

I'm going to fly up and shoot a motherfucker. That's a great idea.

Then he rolled them bows. Jay.

I probably shouldn't move because then I can't do a full tech.

So...

I'm just going to shoot him.

Is flapping your wings and ascending a move action or is that a standard action?

It's a move action if I move like 30 feet or whatever. I have to move 30 feet up, so that's, yeah.

Can you medivac this guy?

Who?

Honor.

What? You want me to fly in there and get him in and fly out?

I would because it's going to hit again.

Then he flaps his glorious wings thusly and is starting to gust off the ground looking at everybody else and says, I just have the bow in my hands.

There's fire falling from the sky. I want to go over there.

Okay, let's see here.

Is that a persistent duration one round per level?

Does this keep happening? That's pretty crazy. Someone should really save that man. All right, I'm going to shoot.

How do you have a level 6 spell, homie? Crazy.

I have a level 6 spell because the wood mage gets it as level 4.

How the fuck would a wood mage have a little fourth, a sixth pirate spell?

All right, which one of these guys is not on the ground?

Okay, so I'm going to shoot this guy.

right next to Connor.

Wait, why don't you shoot the guy carrying the whatchamacallit?

So wickety-dootie?

Yeah, the dynamo.

Alright, I'll shoot the guy with the wickety-dootie.

That's the guy that Connor punched anyways.

right through the liver, right through the kneecap, and right through the spleen. He is immediately stuck to the front of the carriage. The dynamo drops and rolls under the horse's feet.

Oh my god, there's a horse, Pat. You killed... You're hurting a horse.

He burned all those horses...

Killed a horse before it steps on it.

Is the horse not a doppelganger?

You don't fucking know. The dog was. Kill them all.

It screams and hoarse if you speak it. Why am I here?

I mean, if we actually left and the dog came with us,

The dog's a doppelganger.

What the fuck would a-

He'd probably learn our secrets and then kill one of us and become one of us.

Sounds like it. Damn, that'd be fucked up.

It's up.

Oh, there's actually a wood elementalist.

Was there like...

How many other types of wizards are there? Like, blood wizard and shit? How deep do you go?

Oh, it's the elemental archaic spells are Aether, Air, Ice, Smoke, Earth, Magma, Mud, Fire, Smoke, Metal, Void, Water, Ice, Mud, and Wood. I already said mud.

Is it part of your specialization, or is this a subclass thing?

Aether, air, earth, fire, metal, void, water, wood. It's an arcane school.

so instead of picking you're specializing in an element instead of specializing in a

So you specialize in that school or whatever?

in a school yeah instead of divination or whatever

belt type or whatever.

But then you, yeah.

Look, if they put a fucking fire spill on the wood fucking list, I'm going to use it. Sorry.

Turns out wood flammable. I don't fucking know the logic. Let's go.

seven rounds.

So do you roll damage or do people take heat?

when it's my turn again, I will roll damage again.

Okay, Conor's knocked down currently and a little fucked up.

Did he fail his save?

He whipped the fuck out of his suit.

He's asking me for updates. I forgot to mention that part. I'm just going to not mention it yet.

If you're going to airlift him out, you've got to get in and out in the same round because it'll knock you out of the sky.

Hey, I can make that. I can make a DC 15 flight check.

It will bring you down. It will bring you down from air if it hits. That is also the crazy thing about

Yeah, pull them in from here.

Oh yeah, DC15, yeah, he's fine.

Pull him in from here. This doesn't have fire. You could be right next to him.

I didn't volunteer myself to go in there and save that man.

I volunteer someone else.

I mean, I'm going in there. I'm just saying you can help out here.

You're the guy with wings.

That's 20 feet from the back. This is 30 feet, the whole thing. So I'm pretty sure that's an AOE pad. So this whole...

I thought the red box was a thing. Never mind. That's just a carriage, isn't it?

I mean, it don't matter where you don't matter where you swing it. I mean,

Also, Connor taking a shot.

I can get him out of there if you guys want to escape and meet at the bar.

I mean, he can still walk out of there.

Yes. How can you get him out of there?

All he has to do is stand up and walk.

I got Dimension Door when I...

Well, yes, but I got, you know, I got to go get him first.

Do it.

Why don't you just Dimension Door to him? Actually, that doesn't leave open. That's me, yeah.

Is this ozone right here?

Why can't you grab them?

That's where I'm going right now.

It's not my turn yet.

Then shit, dude. Make sure to grab that fucking Dynamo.

Who the fuck are all these people?

That's the problem. I don't think I can do both at the same time, so...

So that's the spread of Olinger. So that's the Cicero is 20...

It's about to hit me.

But

radius.

I'm going to roll to see if there's anybody in these places.

Somebody was making eggs and got stunted to the floor.

This is going to draw a lot of attention.

Oh, fuck, because there's fire shunning them to the floor in their house. Or maybe it's cascading onto the roof.

Wait, it would hit the roof, right? It wouldn't.

These buildings are on fire.

It's probably absolutely silent as these are.

Would it hit you if you were under something? Like if you were under the hair?

It's a blast of furnace. Oh, it's not. It's just hot. It's just hot wind. It's not. It's not actually fire.

Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. That's not fire. That's hot wind. Oh, my bad.

Okay, so it gets into every crevice.

You're just in a furnace. That's not bad.

What's the degree of that hot-ass wind?

Good thing I'm wearing this heavy plate metal.

Nice and toasty.

I'm just saying, a riff should block that.

The temperature of super hot wood, like burning hot.

Who's walking back? Who's spell? Who's turn is it?

I'm sorry. After that, it was it was Connor's turn. And I don't know how to play that. That's on you.

I think it's their turn.

I think Connor's trying to wake up and get out of there.

And presumably grab the dynamo if he can.

Yes, exactly. Grab Dynamo, run. I know Connor. That's what he would do.

Connor cannot run. The only action he can is get up.

and he's fatigued

Wait, were those guys fatigued? Is everyone fatigued?

Yes, everyone who fell is not prone and fatigued. So Connor can't run, he can't charge, he takes a negative ability to strength and dex. Doing anything that would normally cause fatigue caused the Figi Thereto to become exhausted. That's all.

Can you get up and then toss me the device?

And can we have it set that as the guys approach, we have the MIA party members poof, let's take off.

Oh, that is totally not happening.

No, they're not.

Wait, aren't they all fatigued, Pat? Any creature that takes damage from Sirocco becomes fatigued.

Yes, you are correct. They are all fatigued because any creature that takes damage, and if you just fail your, if you make your reflex save, you still take half damage. So yeah, you're right.

Yeah, so I think these guys could have made it to Swiss, Jake, if they're fatigued.

I don't think they can. Can't run. That's correct.

I can't run. They can walk 30 feet. That's not running.

Thank you for that clarification. Good call.

so that means they would still have like their actions if they walk 30 feet

A getup is an action, right? And then Mark?

Those are the ones that I figured out.

I'm just saying...

they weren't knocked prone.

These guys didn't full run, so they would still have all their actions.

And getting up is an action, yeah.

Getting outposts action, I think.

Yeah, it's just not your move action, I don't think. I think you can use it as your standard action? No.

I mean, you can take two move actions too independently. But yeah, I think this is accurate, right?

Now if you're fatigued, fatigues are crazy, it's a mess.

Anyways. Can Connor throw me the device?

Get up and throw the device.

Gave it you guys all have control so get up throw use them numbers

You keep saying that, but I don't think it does what you think it does. I still don't have access to Connor's character sheet.

Can you not click on them and be like, Hey,

No, I can't even move them.

But I say we just get Connor out of there. Then you can, on your turn, I'll just walk in there, grab the Dynamo.

I mean, Ken kind of get out of there, though.

yeah he can still move his he can like stand up or then like move 15 feet because even if he walks 15 feet he should be out of there right

I mean, I guess if he walked this way, maybe. That's not even that far. Damn.

You should definitely do that.

Yeah, if you can walk up.

But if he walks down, he's not going to be out of it.

Because if anyone gets hit by it again, they become exhausted, and that's a super nasty thing. then they would all have negative six to strengthen decks

He should.

He should get up and walk up, right? I mean, he'll have to get past this guy. Fuck, he's not going to make it out, is he? I guess I'm over here. Is this out of the range?

Is this out of range?

What's the range of that thing? You said 20 radius?

No, it's between... Between the blue bars, yeah.

Oh, I see. Between the blue wires. I don't think you can get out then. Oh, wait, does he have haste?

Does he have haste?

was nowhere near enough to get haste.

Yeah, 20 feet's that.

And that's the only next action too. You can't cast spells without action. You can only do attacks and other grabby putting on armor, going into bag stuff.

What's going on?

Try to find out what action standing up is.

Standard.

Standard, that's a hasty.

All right, so if it's a standard, then you can move 30 feet. with this move action.

I don't see why not.

I thought you said he was exhausted or fatigued.

He's fatigued, which means he can't run, but he can still move 30 feet.

He just can't. Yeah.

Oh, okay. So you can get out of there?

He can get up and he can move away. Yeah, he just gets up and walks out.

On 30 feet, he can even...

If he's fatigued, he has to stand up and then move. I don't think he can do that. Right? Right, his action is getting up.

He can even get out this way.

His action is to stand up.

I mean, the other guys did that, right? That's what the other guys did.

And then he uses his move speed, his move action. So you can't pick up anything or anything like that.

It's the same thing that these guys did, right? The Doppelgangers did.

No, those guys didn't fall on the ground. The guys in red, though.

Those guys passed their saves.

Oh, I see.

So that he cannot get out of there in time. I mean, I'm there, obviously. Like, I can probably help him here.

That's why I was thinking he, Oh, actually, no. We would still get hit if we wait until my turn. Fuck. Yeah, he needs to get out of there right now.

This is a large pretty mess. Dude, these witches could help out. Donnie.

Standing up is a standard action that provokes tax of opportunity.

then he should not do it, right? What's his health at?

Fatigue makes it so you can't run, but you can still do your regular move. What's up? I don't know.

What's his health? Jake, what's his health at?

I think maybe 19%.

I think I just did 19 damage to him.

No, you did. You did. I put it in, so...

He's at 26.

So he's got good, and his constitution is 14.

So can you stand up and walk out of the radius?

You can substitute a standard for a move action if you want, but not a move for a standard.

Okay, right.

Why is he missing actions, though? Like, why can't he get up as his standard action and move as his...

That's what I'm saying.

I thought it was just like the tired thing. Fatigue, doesn't it impact that? Then yeah, let's do it.

Yeah, he can. He can.

Now, if it's just because you minus 2 to your strength and minus 2 to your x.

and the FATIGIOUS MADUZ-Z-2D of strength, then minus.

and you can't run which is four times your move speed

Okay, then we're good, I think. All right, then he walks up. I guess he takes the hit from the attack of opportunity, right?

Yeah, so he stands up and he moves 30 feet up.

If they take it.

No, he doesn't because that guy who goes to stab him immediately misses and falls to the ground.

Perfect.

and ask for a better result. So he runs up.

What do I have to roll, Pat, for my save here?

the Cicero. DC Fortitude save 17. No, sorry, 20 for a partial save. So you still take damage, just half if you succeed. Yeah.

you succeed and you take half of,

Wait, did you just fly in?

I can't fly. I walked in.

He's protected by God.

So Jake, would I roll another time because he just entered it? Or would it hit him on my turn?

like if someone enters the blast a furnace hot winds does the last damage i think i would think the last damage hits you i wouldn't roll it again because

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like should I have rolled as I entered?

If he's entering it, not on your turn, that's the last damage that it was presented at the power was presented. So he's walking into the field as the fire was raging.

So 19 divided by 2.

That's right, because all of this stuff's happening in the same round, same turn. Same round, yeah. Got it. 19 divided by 2. I don't know if it rounds up or down. That's a great question.

seems great.

So that's, I'm going to say it's eight. It runs down.

8 damage I take? Is that what you're saying?

and you're fatigued so you can't run and you have minus two to strength minus two to x

And that's why.

Since he has haste on, would his movement still be 30? Or would it be 60 still?

It adds 30 to 60. Yeah.

He basically is 20, isn't it?

Base is 30.

Oh shit.

For most creatures. Unless you're like a dwarf or a gnome.

Wearing heavy armor.

Which turn is it? Their turn?

No, it was, it is your guys' turn right now. So Connor got up and moved.

I'd have...

Like they were all on fire and they tried to get to you, but they couldn't because they were just exhausted by the immediately, immediate heat wave that just passed it upon the small alleyway in the small town.

In theory, I and Nutty were supposed to go before Ozone.

Yeah, I go, and then Rich goes, and then Ozone goes, and then Nadi goes.

or

It's Pat, Rich, Ozone.

But it was on you just go?

It should be Pat now. No, I don't think it was on one.

I think it was influential in the thing.

I thought he was just going and grabbing him right now.

Yeah, I thought you were, I thought Ozone flew into the hot winds.

I walked in there.

That's what I meant.

You did that last turn, right?

Yeah, is it my turn? Did Pat already do his thing?

No, I haven't done anything yet.

Yeah, I'm after Rich.

Yeah, that was his last journey he went in there.

Well, from what I heard, we actually, we were moving Connor first. And then your turn.

Yeah, we moved Conard, now it's Pat's turn.

Now it's pets.

Anyone still inside the hot winds that was in the hot winds last turn gets hit again. And if you were hit last turn and you're already fatigued and you get hit again, you're exhausted. So I want to roll 46. plus seven and there's a four another fortitude save for full damage or half damage

Ozon. Shit.

for everyone who's still in there.

all these guys too.

Any of them fail?

They all fail.

So they take full damage, and now they have... They're exhausted. They also took a negative... Everyone takes a negative one... Oh no, they get negative six to strength and dexterity because they're exhausted. And they all live at half speed.

Roll a D1000, please.

984.

Oh no, did the thing blow up?

Are you like a wild sorcerer? What's going on here?

He's doing massive damage to a ridiculous energy capsule, as I'm pretty sure what that D1000 is about.

know what to do in thousand is.

Forgot about that.

Why was there a D1000?

We don't know.

He has dynamo.

So as that heat exhaustion immediately hits, you see that the dynamo immediately start glowing blue and then white.

As the brightness flows and just immediately comes over your eyes you literally see the skeleton in your hand as you try to close and blind yourself from it and That spell immediately engulfs the whole entire city.

The spell that I just cast on it engulfed the whole city.

What did you cast on it?

Literally,

Technically, he didn't cast any spell. It was just this little proccing again, right?

No, it's that he was doing damage to it and the D-1000...

It was the spell talking again.

Yeah, but that was a continuous spell. He didn't cast it again.

Yeah, but it's still adult damage to it again. So it triggered whether or not it blew up and sent us to like the fucking astral plane or something like that. Where the fuck are we, Jake?

You were in the city. It engulfs the whole city. Like I said, it immediately just smokes and blows over you. You just get the whole entire heat wave. Everybody roll that will save for Pat. Pat's a little fatigue damage.

The entire city...

Wait, did he cast it on the device or just the fact that the device is getting hit by the spell is...

The advice was in the AOE.

So it just mirrors it.

It was a random D1000, so...

I should have cast

I wouldn't say it wouldn't mirror it if Pat didn't go over a 900.

happens to the city, Jake.

Do we all die?

Are we just dead here? How do we... Because this is for many rounds.

You don't all die. You do all roll paths safe for that. And so does everybody else in the town.

I'm just saying Pat's bounty just went up like a shit ton.

Do I have to do it again? Is this a different one?

I'm guessing I have to do it again.

I can tell you right now the horses and everybody in that carriage is dead.

Good luck.

That's why you gotta kill all the mages, man.

You can't trust them, man. It's too much power.

Right? Like, even on accident, you fucking kill a whole city.

No fighter will accidentally set the city on fire.

I mean, there's a couple. There's been a couple of incidences.

You fucking wish. Well, I guess you did one time.

where's your fortitude safe?

Do I get affected by my own spell?

Yeah, well, I kind of, yeah, at this point.

Is it your own spell anymore? I don't know. That's a good point.

Are you in the city, son?

to

Wait, Jake, does Pat get impacted?

Pat does get impacted, actually. It's not him. It wasn't him casting it.

Take care, good guys.

Reflective ass motherfucker.

I like this device. See? I knew I liked this device. It's worth way more than 12K. And we're trying to get 3K and be okay with it. Insane.

What happens, Jake?

The whole city from everything that you see just immediately starts roasting and going in flames. Every single piece of shingle that's on a house just immediately blazes over. And after that hot gust fills your eyelids with something so dry and so immensely hot that you have to catch your own

And do we take damage there? We did. We did. We all did.

Everybody make a fork, say right now, actually.

Another one?

Yep.

Yep.

Cities are usually unnaturally hot during the daytime anyway. Anybody who didn't make over a 19 cannot breathe unless they go prone.

Do we have time to do actions besides Copron?

Definitely the first the first moment that I can Jake, I definitely use a spell.

that I would use in this situation.

Can you cancel your spell?

Pat, can you cancel this spell? Can you just make it stop?

Well, you're saying that we just definitely have one person's job.

This one's not mine.

Oh shit. Well, can you make your stop? I don't know. Maybe it just mirrors it during the duration.

I believe that you're able to do that.

Also, I feel like we're good.

Anyways, and I'm in it. That's also, I'm self-motivated here.

Pat's turn, right?

I can see a little bit of light and some fires and stuff.

Yeah, I can see.

I can also see.

I use my scroll of resist energy the moment that I have a moment to do that.

You got it.

And I pick... What is Cicero? I mean, I assume it's fire, but I don't think it is.

Okoro.

All right, how's that?

on fire.

It is an air and a fire spell.

harmless.

And minus automatically added to the chart. Aberration. Quick and clean. Low level.

20 because I'm level 7.

Jesus Christ 20

Well, imagine the city's on fire.

Now that I have that in my imagination, I'm going to have Donovan, Aisling, and Jess all cast Trink Self. So they count as half a person for teleportation purposes. And I'm going to Dimension Dora's.

Gonna dimension door all of the not here NPCs.

And I'm going to Dimension Doris outside the boundaries of the town.

Far as I can go.

Or we'll make a D100 and concentration check while you're at it.

The as far as I can go is like a

10 miles or so. I don't want to... I don't like that whole...

I was going to say, let's narrow that as far as I can go. But you know, it's just the max distance is only...

Nope. As far as you can go. You said it. Let's go.

It's like 500, it's like 500 feet.

Nowhere near it.

400 plus 40 per level. So...

Yeah, it's like 800 feet.

Yeah, 800 feet. Shit.

Yep. Can that get me outside of town? Still rolling the D100, but... Does that get me outside of town?

I'm going to say you're not very... You're not crazy disoriented. It's like a flashbang went off. You still kind of know your last name, what year it is. You're... Coral. Yeah, I mean your Coral. Your cardinal sense of direction.

95 is I'm going to say you basically fucking nail it, bro.

Richard, you appear just on top of that castle wall out there and you're overlooking just a giant city in flames and people running out and screaming. Everybody's trying to gather their kids, cattle slaughtered. Flags are burned. The house is a sloker in the air.

Jesus Christ.

Okay, well...

You see the bar that you were in. You see Zug Tug just coming in with half of his face melted off.

He's trying to grab some of the bar slaves that are coming out there. It's not good at all. Nobody can breathe. Half the people are suffocating.

Jesus Christ

This is why you don't give level 6 spells to level 4 spell casters. It's just dangerous.

Is the... Is the... the turbine still in good working order.

Or perception.

And we all got hit twice with that spell, right? Or did my...

that's on your turn. So, I mean, whenever everybody's kind of done kind of figuring out what the fuck they're doing, it gets hit again.

13.

You just see it on the ground still where it lies. The cylinders on both sides are kind of getting hot. But, you know, it's kind of going, it's being covered in like a black soot.

Like I said, I'm going to have a cigarette. Excuse me.

Alright, so... Is anyone not getting out of the city?

Okay. Right now we are to our left. It looks like a little river bend. It's not a river bend, but a canal, a water canal like you would see in France or wherever the fuck. You know how they have little canals and little bridges over them?

Yeah, there's like one of those, and then a little bit more of a city past the canal, and then to our right... In between us right now is two buildings that are on fire. And then up the block, there's another building on fire. Below us is something... That looks like a bunch of horns. Not necessarily on fire. Yeah, I'll do it right now.

You're in an alleyway.

But yeah, I'm just flying 60 feet up.

So, then it's just going to watch the world burn.

We can... Wait, whose turn is it?

I have no idea.

I think it was Pat's turn. Yeah. Did he finish his turn?

It was Pat's turn. Yeah, shit hit the fan on Pat's turn. I'm not even sure Pat actually went. It was just his spell pocket again.

Oh, he, no, Pat did resist energy, right?

I haven't gone.

I did do resist energy, yeah.

And then, yeah, and then Rich went, because he, I think, teleported people away. Okay, then it's my turn. All right. So what I'm thinking, I know it's a little crazy, but I feel like it could calm the whole situation down a little bit, is...

Probably crazy. What you got?

Lay on hands on the device.

Shit dog and you heal the world and

Yeah. But I mean, it would heal them too, but it might also work out in our favor. Otherwise, Like, can we actually get out any other way?

And you cast create water on it and just have water fall on everybody?

I can't create water.

And then we just ended flooding the place or something.

With grease? Oh, shit. Okay, speaking of bad ideas, what else can we all do? Sleep is tight. You're burning and sleeping.

Grease? No.

I could do a sleep.

In this building?

Just ignore the burning, sleep it off.

Islands. That way at least we don't have to hear the screams.

Fucking memory lapsed the whole town.

I think I am going to do lay on hands, though, because I want this current situation to stop, and that's my best hope, because I don't think I can get out of here live otherwise.

Oh, you should fucking try and memory lapse the whole town and say you're fucking a dragon attacked.

If we solve the fire situation, yeah.

How are we gonna get out of the fire situation?

I could amnesia the whole town.

Jump in that water right there if I could follow it out.

Although I am in plate mail. I don't know if that's going to cause me to drown.

Yeah, it's in Discord. What's your swim?

It's a solid negative seven.

Yeah, I probably wouldn't jump in the water at negative six.

Oh, no, negative six, negative six.

Normal sized? Medium?

I'm wearing.

Can you carry me?

I seem kind of heavy.

strength

I could

Everybody's pouring out of the buildings. They're screwed. Oh my fucking god Everybody's losing their shades. Everybody's evacuating the houses as fast as they can. Everything's on fire.

I think it's, is it my turn?

I think so, because I went resist energy, Rich went dimension door, and now I think it's ozone.

Jake, do I see the domino?

All right, I'm going to go up to it and

You are incredibly close to it, actually.

Yeah, I'm going to lay on hands on it. Lay my hands on it. Like, baby, it's time for healing.

1d6 plus charisma.

You see the dynamo kind of like jostle and jump like on the ground like you see it go boom and then nothing.

You see it pop off the ground, like maybe like about like two inches and then it just like literally just shakes so that it just falls back down.

Then...

run away with it becomes invisible too since having invisibility

You pick it up, it's in your hands.

And then I started running to, do I know which direction is the closest to the edge of town?

Yes, you know exactly where you came from. So if you're huffing it, just give me a direction. North, south, east.

Okay, I go, I fucking go hide in a corner in the alley. I don't think I'm going to be able to run out, but I might be able to heal myself.

Teague, I believe, though.

Everyone's fatigued, right? No matter what? Whoever failed their save is fatigued.

or felt the saves. And that's fatigue.

And that's fatigued is the no fatigue is the first one. It's exhausted.

Man, it's like the worst...

Yeah, this spell is fucking dirty.

So that's negative six to strength and negative six to dex. That's

When you make it citywide,

That's negative 3D reflex saves, negative 3D or AC, negative 3D or attack rolls, negative 3D or damage. Every skill they're affected by.

You make the spell CDY, it's just broken.

and all of the damage.

Jake, so my turn is cast that, grab it, hide.

Connor's looking really weak. If I was Connor right now, I'd be like, why did you not grab me?

It is really far away.

wait did we did we do colors yeah we did

Yeah, there's a good chance of that. I mean, I'm flying straight in the air. It only has a range of 60 feet.

Height wise.

Wait, okay, that's not East turn then, right? You're just going up straight?

I just fly straight in the air.

Now it's Jake's turn.

With haste, you can clear it in literally one turn.

I go above it all.

Richard literally grabbed everybody and then teleported the people who aren't here out of here. And y'all...

You will burn by the power of Abracadana's panthrifts.

actually can only take so many people. That's why I had them shrink themselves.

Richard just hugged everybody and fell through a door on the floor.

remember your names while I'm looking for your bodies.

I'll remember you. I will tell them of your story.

Well, shit. I hope that... Again, you can stay low, right? That was the thing? Maybe... I don't know. How's this work? Does anyone have Dispel Magic?

a fire rises.

Big, what happens?

I mean, on after that turn, Ozone has the dynamo in his hands. Nutty is 60 feet up. Nutty, as you can see, just the vast landscape of all the people screaming and dying in pain. I mean, the whole city looks like it's fallen. You see half of the guards started rushing out, being able to be engulfed by the blaze. You see... Off in the distance towards the capital is the blue shell of where the majors are trying to just protect. I don't know the people with more money. You see, you see just the giant like bull just trying to keep like the capital safe.

When do I lose my fatigue from Pat's spell? Next turn?

No.

Fucking seven turns.

No, it's actually worse than that. You gain the condition exhausted, so since you've been hit twice by it, and you get exhausted, you finish being exhausted after a full night's rest. After one hour of rest, you become fatigued again.

I've only got hit by it once, though.

Oh, I thought it hit you twice when the city blasted a couple times.

I had to roll two fortitude saves for some reason. I misunderstood.

He's making me roll a 14th save for the whole city being on fire.

But once Pat casted the spell in the vicinity of that dynamo, it acted like the dynamo had the spell. And so the dynamo casted the spell.

Yeah, that was a fort save. Then you said roll another fort save when the whole city caught on fire.

And then you said we had to hold our breath or something like that.

Yes, yeah, because I did that because of the spell as it casted, so... because it just melts the air and it just drops everything flying like there's no more kites there's no more strings like everything in the air was grounded

spells only casted once. so far aoe

I thought I had an aftershock.

So yeah, I was only fatigued, but...

Doesn't it go for seven turns?

It goes, that spell acts as patting its spellcaster.

But if I'm no longer fatigued, if I'm fatigued for one round, Pat, am I unfatigued the next round if I don't get hit again?

cicero spell says any character taking damage from sister becomes fatigued or exhausted

Yeah, I wonder why we become unfatigued, though.

After a full rest, I thought he said,

rest.

That's what I heard.

I just dropped. Okay. So you just get the fatigue condition. So you have to let it, you have to get rid of it with eight hours of rest. And there's no, you don't get it for a round. You just get it.

Oh, geez.

You're just tired for the rest of the day. You had it. It's been a long day.

So, is the fire thing still triggering across the city?

His term is it?

Beg's turn.

You guys are out of combat.

So anything you get.

So the fire is

So all those dudes died that were in the alley?

Right. All those dudes were smoked when the Dynamo got in.

The city is still burning, but the spell is not triggering.

Okay, how are we doing in health?

Yeah, I just start healing up everyone with all the lay on hands I can do for the rest of the day. We all stay under that ground like we're all prone until the fire goes away. When does the fire go away again?

Well, that spell's going to go off again. So you're going to get fatigued and then exhausted, and then you're not going to be able to do anything, right? Do it keep getting worse and worse?

Does it ever go away?

Well, I'm out of Pat's spells range.

Yeah, it's like, it's seven. No, he said it casts as if it's me, so it's going to be seven rounds of this. We all speak.

Yeah, but the first round, the effect was different.

Yeah, so the whole city's just The whole city's getting hit seven times, right?

Yes. Yeah, but it's not the same. It's not like damage. You just have to stay under. Is it? No, I thought he said if you're down below, if you're up above, you can't breathe. But if you're down below, you're fine. You just have to be prone until the fire goes away.

No, it's every turn. Yep.

Yeah, it's a return.

Well, I think that's just more the scale of it, of like, it's burned off all the oxygen.

You guys rolled damage? I guess I didn't roll damage.

Jake, does it do damage or no? Like, are we chilling?

Did you guys roll damage?

What's happening?

Was I the only one that didn't roll damage?

You casted the spell like as if you casted it on the whole entire city.

Yeah, so it's cast again every round, right?

But no damage.

No. Just once. So it's like he casted Cicero on the whole city. So how many rounds that Cicero has, it is on the wide range of it.

Just that.

Seven.

so we have to roll damage right

So it is going to keep going for seven rounds then, or longer, maybe.

Correct.

Okay, so guys, get out of there. Do whatever it takes. Just get out of there.

Wait, we didn't. Jake, do we have to roll damage? Like, yes or no?

had this every turn but we kind of moved out of turns and since we all now know what is going on sorry that was my bad for not like explaining how it went but yeah after that dynamo happened it just immediately just got hotter Richard teleported the people out of the vicinity. We got Nutty flew up in the air.

Ozan grabbing the dynamo with his hands.

You all are hasted, so you guys are doing double time. So you guys have basically double actions. Now, you are watching the city burn.

Just double move.

The oxygen is not depleted, but it is very low. smoke is intensely just growing every time. It's like, yeah, like I said, the captivity bubble. So every time the heat pulses out, It is also sucking all the air in. Everybody is just dislodged. It's like being in an earthquake, but the heat is hitting your face and your body and your skin. Every single pulse.

Alright, pulse one, and then on my next, I guess we're not doing turns, I do also cast fly and fly one of my friends out of here. I'm not very strong, but I can carry one person who still needs to be carried.

Connor says he can cast Obelisk Lung and he can jump in the water and just float out.

Get Connor.

Perfect.

It allows him to breathe underwater.

Connor rolls off away into the Oasis. There you go.

Who does not have lungs of liquid and needs a fly out?

I can't swim.

I grab ozone and we fly to the skies.

Even though Zener flying with the Dynamo.

Did you need me to roll a bunch more of the damage for the next seven rounds?

do this

Nope, there's one more.

10, 120, 140.

140, 7, 148, 9, 10, 150 damage over 7 rounds.

Should I slide my character from chaotic neutral to chaotic evil now? Or is that like in a little bit...

if that would

It was not premeditated.

But I mean, if it feels right to you, then you should do it.

It probably is going to fuck you up mentally, knowing you burned a whole city. But that doesn't mean you're evil.

Maybe he liked it. Maybe it tickled him a little bit.

This wasn't anything that you thought your imagination couldn't do, but this is what, this is literally what you could not imagine. The death, the death and the smell is a new feeling for you. It is going to be something so haunting and so dense that,

you're not going to be able to forget it.

damn that's crazy are there any magic shops that i could loot that i can see

Yeah, that's the moment the fire stopped.

They're going off in fireworks right now. Yeah. Amongst the fire and the black smoke, you see sparkles of light and shatters of Roman candle that are going off in the background of all the magical items being burned to a crisp.

Can I do a bardic performance as I'm being carried through the thing?

I'll play something solemn for us.

Of course you can.

I'm going to do it. I'm trying to do it through the device.

inspire a

You're as cold as ice.

inspect competence.

Willing to sacrifice.

So I'm... to an inspired competence.

And I'm doing what I do, which is preach.

The good word.

Alright, once the fires do subside, though, I definitely do want to go back to that store with the mirror and see if it survived the fire.

Wait, what are you trying to do?

No, it was just a scrying mirror.

You're going back to The target?

I'm saying after the fire subsides.

to loot.

Yeah, I'm going to go look for that scrap. Not to the bank, the shop I dropped into.

I just wanted to make sure I got it.

We sure solved that doppelganger problem, though. Good job, Pep.

I was at a thousand.

all right, that's not nothing. I mean, you can just grab some other, I mean,

Guys are worried about 12 doppelgangers. Nothing.

Hey, we didn't do nothing.

Yeah, after you just feel that pulse from exactly the same spot, just... And just the wave just immediately go out, and then it dies down. Just a whole vacuum of air just gets sucked into the spot, basically, of where the spell was casted. And now... The only thing that's left are the burning buildings and the air subsides. It's blowing straight up. So...

You know what happens after a bunch of stuff burns down? You know what rises from the ashes?

Plants. Plants, baby. Trees, son.

It's a regrowth, baby.

Business Opportunity.

The wood mattress will have his...

We have to now rebuild the city, right?

Path like the best wood mage ever.

I'm just trying to bring the forest back.

He starts planting seeds. Is this planned? You just gotta make the best of it, you know?

Do you have like, do you carry like pocket full of seeds like Johnny Apple seed?

Fuck, I should, man. On my list. All the ones in this town are probably burnt to a crisp.

Yeah.

Well, let's just hope that Captain died and whoever fucking wrote the newspaper...

You thought the bank robbery was bad.

I can't scry without a thousand gold mirror. I also picked scrying. Rich, can you pick me up a mirror while you're looting the mirror store?

No witnesses.

Absolutely. I will totally fucking try to loot out two scrying mirrors.

Thank you. If not, I'll borrow yours.

Yeah. Jake, what kind of roles do you want to give me?

Rich, I want you to roll me a perception. Give me a D100, actually.

I assume you're putting everything down and you're going back over the city as you're flying, as you're surveying, going 60 feet per action and looking down at the town.

Yes, please.

53.

Well, you see a bunch of rubble, and then you do see a shimmer of a mirror.

There's people still breathing like you see about like 12 people just coming out of the house like with their lives and like they're just running out and they're, you know, with two children in their hand and they just take a breath and they just fall and die. But you do see something shining.

That's pretty rough. I'm going to go investigate the shiny.

I don't have any heal spells. And it...

Don't forget to loot that dead kid's body.

Your feet land firmly on the ground and you see like a mirror but it's just all covered in soot and it's black. And you take your cuff and you shine the mirror and you look back at your own reflection and you see you.

Loot that dick, it's buddy.

Hi.

Hi, says you.

I go on to look for,

I'm going to be on the lookout for another one now.

Look at that dead cat spotty!

Who wants 11 doppelgangers running around in the wild, okay? We need to weed them out, all right?

The whole region is actually kind of controlled by doppelgangers. If we don't want to deal with that, we have to leave this whole fucking place.

Hey, I'm just saying, that's a natural disaster, and if you're ever going to want someone to join your cult, you get them after a natural disaster. Everyone's looking for a... Everyone, you know.

exactly when they're when they're fucking hopeless you know houses burned down i mean they don't know it's wait so they don't know it was us quite yet if there is any survivors right just like a what exactly happened is just like a meteor fucking fly out of the sky and blow up the city or like pat casted a spell that got directed at the city in a wide area

Care of Trauma.

Look for a savior.

So what happened in a dark alleyway was you immediately just hitting a color spray. Richard immediately casting like a just giant blue aura haste. And then Pat immediately just creating this giant area of just molten heat that got so hot that it activated the dynamo. And the Dynamo shook in green and then immediately just pulsed over the whole entire city.

All right, yeah, Nettie was saying that it was something like a D-1000. So is the Dynamo, every time it gets activated, rolling a D-1000 and something's going to happen?

As far as you know, yes.

Just a freak heat wave, guys. Nothing would cause nothing good done about it. I mean, fuck, look at Texas this year. Freak heat wave.

Nothing we could have done tonight.

And once that activated, that dynamo immediately just went black and it just shot it on the ground. And then the whole city just burnt. And the whole city, if anybody has detect magic, it all detects Abraka Daniels stink on it.

I don't think that's how Detect Magic works.

I don't think that...

Detect Magic detects the presence of magic and the absence of it. It automatically detects the person who cast it.

Necessarily.

Did you add that last part or was that actually in the description?

Like a zero level spell.

It's basically scrying.

Yeah, I don't think you know the person who cast the spell. You just know all the stuff of it.

As much as I hate mages, I wish they were traceable like that.

So, I mean, we're kind of in the clear. You know, we are. If they don't know it was us...

You got to hold majors responsible.

I mean, we could just be the saviors of this town, you know? We could build it up from the ruins. But wait, did the Dynamo break? Did the Dynamo break?

Get some call followers.

Yeah, I mean, from perspective, the only things that survived this spell is the people who were pulling everybody from the rubble, which is you guys, and the people defending from the spell of the capitals. That's it.

Well, all we're saying is there's an awful lot of bricks laying around that could be used to build a new house of worship.

Yes.

You know what I'm saying?

definitely. Well, wait, so it was like a molten lava spell. Did the spell just get transferred over to the city or did like, because I mean, if it, if it's,

It was like a hot, it's like a hot heat column.

It was like this town, everything within 300 feet became Venus for like a second.

Real quick, I'm going to change my... use my hat of disguise and change it to a different like face scarf and... Go to the bank. See if any of the platinum in the drawers out front survived.