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I am unfortunately not going to be game ready. I can RP with things, but for my ability to apply things, I've only got very rough drafts still finished through. My apologies.

i figured then it's session zero i'm still preparing to it's all good but so everyone knows you're all together you are you're in one of the newest skytrains you're going from gaytheard to turgith and it is It's like super fucking bougie express, super fast flying train. You're taking it. It's one of the Turgeth inventions and you're all going that way. but we won't we don't necessarily have to start today i just we need to keep getting our characters ready

Similar to Rich. I've got mine for like 10.

Yeah, that's power.

from Gaethere to Turgeth on the Skytrain

Who's done with their characters?

It's level 15. I expect no one to be done.

I'm just working on spells.

Sure takes time.

to do.

I start in the middle and then work my way out to the hard stuff.

I do my gimmick. And then my race. I'm a gimmick-based economy right here.

I got my character to level 10. I don't even know my weapon yet. I'm thinking mace, but I'm not sure.

Hey, I mean, yes, I'm using the Mace.

Yeah.

What is it? I'm using the,

Ever bloom thorn. It's a flail. which is luckily a one-handed Martial item or simple item or whatever once per day as part of an as an initiative check as long as i hold the everborn thorn and it's in it and it's a pendant basically my hand i can transform i can transform it into a mace and i add my charisma bonus to my initiative check

that's pretty crazy that you only need that show once per day that's great

and stage is called from within. The call comes from within the house.

Still working on that.

Mine is Snoke. It's three S's and then okay. I'm a half elven, half noble sorcerer.

I'll be, yeah, well, I mean, I was going to tag something like on the end of it, but I really don't know what it is yet. Like, Snoop the something.

Yeah, parents, dad just didn't give a shit. It was part of a college that went around and fucked a dumb noble, probably taking over some shit. Inherent nature ability to cast magic. Got... You know, as a young noble, they only usually live like 20 years. So I outgrew three families and then apprenticed under an evil sorcerer for a long time. Taught me everything I know, how to kill, how to fuck with mages, what's good, what's bad.

Thank God I met you. I was going to be a good little boy.

I was out living my family's is that coming

You're telling me I can use my powers for money and evil?

Exactly. I killed, I killed by, I team killed my first party at around, I want to say 16.

Partying Adventures. And now

now you go well you could be from Turgath but where you're taking the Skytrain from Gaythir down into Turgath you're going from Ichi which is in Gaythir and you're going down to Turgath near the coast

From Gaither.

all right well i'm from i'm from gathier you know i went into like i said after my old master was killed by most likely most likely arrayed from you know indentured servitude slaves and going against the crown i was really good at record keeping his scrolls and his basically his backlog and his logistics and inventory that instead of being immediately put to death, I started working with the cops to help them take down all the other sorcerers and evil wizards that were plotting against the throne. And so now they basically use me as a device to find out where their hideouts are, decipher their messages, and detrap the places before they go into them.

I don't know how I made these guys, but I'm sure I'll think something else.

My character's name is Ren. R-E-N-N, I think is how I spelled it.

I forgot I have to hold the chat and that if I stop doing so, I suddenly will go away. My bad. Anyways, my name is Ren. Yes, there's no E at the end. R-E-N-N. My story is that I kind of started out born in a dwarven stronghold. My mom was a cleric of Gulrathla. Basically, she's part of a sect that goes out exploring to find new knowledge and bring it back to their monastery, which is kind of like this library cathedral type thing. And while she was out and about on her pilgrimage that I forget the specific name of, she met my dad who is a earth elemental genie called a shaihan so i am part shaihan i'm an ored or read basically part earth elemental and i sort of followed my mom when she went back to you know report what she had learned and was surrounded by books and shit learned a fuck ton but growing up among the dwarves and seeing her religion like it just didn't really make sense to me to my character to devote like to devote to one deity when there's all these deities doing cool shit but largely, hugely believes in traveling to find new knowledge and bring it back for the good of, like, all races. I almost said humanity. And yeah, at some point, like, Realized that she wouldn't be where she was without luck. She was where she was born, having awesome trainers, getting to travel. So she is a luck and travel cleric.

Yeah, man, some pretty dope stuff. That's with that. Giving everybody a bit of luck here and there.

Also, I kind of imagine I met y'all in my travels because that's what I do. But like, you know, like we gelled or something, but we'll figure it out.

oh jake i don't think i can use that those gloves as a dragon subtype i'm not allowed to use in large person

What?

Yeah, that would just be unfair.

Yeah, that's fair. To be fair, the dragon part wasn't going to be affecting the... But yeah, no, I can definitely see why those gloves... I will not worry about figuring that out then.

Does anybody know of something that's not a spell that makes me breathe forever?

Yeah, there is something like that.

Do you mean like underwater or?

I can earth glide but I can't breathe it

Ring of Cessna doesn't work for air, does it?

I mean, these guys could have gotten away. They could have made boats out of potatoes. They didn't have the will.

They didn't. They could have left it.

Motherfuckers, the only thing they have is potatoes. They couldn't even make a solid pie, dude. Couldn't make a french fry. Fuck them.

That is real funny to think about. They're like, why would you need to sew and do textiles? We could just put potatoes on you until you get warm and fall asleep.

This guy's a fucking lazy.

Who needs television? You just stack four potatoes together and watch.

Just look at all the majesty.

Yeah. Judge not for what that man did to his wife. Let the potato judge you.

Okay, I was mistaken. You are not leaving the town of Ichi. You're leaving the town of Tari right next to it. And you're going to...

We're going to the capital...

You're traveling to Ka?

Yeah, well you know that I can.

Kaa is the capital of Turgeth. And you're heading there. Kaa has mostly, it has humans, gnomes, automatons, and androids. That's like the Turgeth way.

Puppets are small

Oh, yeah, it's cool. It's like a small, mindless, magical construct serving as familiars.

stuffed doll that's like alive.

Yeah, alright, so the Pinocchio people, they are also native to Turgeth.

So you're on the way there.

Pat, can you duplicate a character sheet?

I can try.

Because we can turn neti sheet 4 into duplicate of neti sheet 1.

Have you already used four sheets?

Well, I'm trying to use a Severed Seat for when I cast a Transmutation spell, so I don't have to...

So,

still doing like a temporary eight and figured all that math out, just make it another character sheet of me being transformed into something.

Okay, what we got here?

Now this sheet 4. You want to duplicate this bad bitch?

Another sheet was not to duplicate.

okay what's that one name now not a sheet okay

just another sheet.

Let's see what we got here, and controls.

Seems like such a simple ask.

I just throw just away. Edit, scroll to the bottom and click duplicate. All right, AI, let's see if you're just bullshitting wind up my butthole.

I can't see. That doesn't look where it works.

Click edit, open up the overall character information. So button called duplicate.

It does look like that will work. All right, now this sheet, duplicate.

What was so we get a stat point every four levels, right?

The next one's at 16.

So three.

Yeah. The one at 4, 8, 12... Yep, three.

Those are hard to come by, dude.

We'll see.

I duplicate like four times.

Also, remember guys, if you're doing your spells, the cheapest way to do it is click the library buttons in Pathfinder right next to where all of our characters are with the book. So it's like book and then a whole bunch of books together. One's like cocked and then type your spell in there. If the list has it, drag and drop it into your spell lists and then it automatically. Yeah.

Wait, what? Where's the spell list at?

So, you click the book in Roll20,

from Pendium.

And it shows you the list of your characters? One list over or one button over is a bunch of library books and one's cocked. That's like the in-house Pathfinder SRD. You type in your spell. If it's there, you drag it, put it onto your character's spell sheet, and it'll copy and paste everything.

Yeah, where's my character's spell sheet at?

Do you just have the three things? Main, additional, spells, configuration?

Nope, just main additional configuration.

Go over to configuration and it's going to say spellcasting on your far right.

Yeah.

click check spellcasting and then your ability modifier

I don't know.

Okay, I seized it now. Man...

And now it should pop up.

Why isn't that default?

I know.

I've been wondering where the fuck that thing is this whole time. It is.

Right, even putting it over feats or some shit?

No, I just have it on a piece of paper.

now the i should be able to duplicate it because there's a duplicate button but it's not working and i've reset a couple times

all right i will do it manuel

All right.

Apparently works pretty good with spells, but not feats.

It's everyone's alignments.

Neutral good for me.

I'm still deciding if I want to try to work around and get like one of the broader like you can be chaotic under these circumstances things.

I think I'm going to go...

What's the other one? like lawful

maybe lawful neutral i'm not sure yet i want to i went from bad to good but still kind of bad

But good guy.

I'll go true neutral.

You're a druid.

What's that? What? Okay, you're a sorcerer. What's that? What?

You have to be good, I think.

Yeah, you can only do neutral shit.

Yeah, I got to

When I say going chaos neutral, I think I'm just going to go true neutral.

Alright, Pat. I got a weird one. There seems to be an oversight in the SRD in a weird spot in that there is a set item, like an item set, that I was already going to be using all the pieces of. except one of them because one of two of them are in both in body slots but it brings up wearing them all in conjunction it's the body wraps of mighty strikes and the monk's robes it says you can wear them all as a set but there two of them have overlapping slots and Jake and I suspect they just put it in the wrong slot.

Probably.

given that it's like a canonically available thing. I just wanted to make sure it was okay that I port that over to like shirt slot.

Body wrap up Mighty Strikes and what?

monk's robes.

Where's the part that is talking about sets? Like, what's the set?

If you search item sets on the PFSRD, there are apparently eight item sets. The one in question for the monk is item set six.

Okay, damn.

Because, yeah, the three set item bonus suggests that you can wear them all, but it wouldn't exist if you couldn't put on all of them, I'm assuming.

Totally makes sense. Yeah, just re-slot it.

Sweet. Thank you.

Yeah, that was a tough one.

and we click report a problem we tell them hey fix your

So my guy is from Southern East Squiles and I'm still working on what brought him all the way over yonder.

Probably something to do with whatever profession I think points into it.

Well, it's a solid profession.

Telling me always enjoyed his fishing.

I took a couple levels of piloting.

That's why I have that damn spoon for ghoul.

And that does seem really cool. I might end up going with that. I'm just wondering if there are like two other options to compare.

Okay, the Dwarf Mountains are in Gaither. Big continent.

Okay, so the Dwarf Mountains are Gaither, and then seafaring clans are in Justagath, and then there are deep dwarves near the Troll Mountains, and there's wild dwarves in Hawthorne. I'm sorry, not Hawthorne, Hallwarhton in the Pangu jungle. and there's some gully dwarves in the slums of Hinckley and Beneth.

There's also dwarves in Beneth. This is one of the main peoples, so there's just a bunch of dwarves in the city. We've got deep dwarves, wild dwarves, gully dwarves. Dwarven holds.

But those are the Ccleans.

and this stuff.

Those are your options, I guess.

Fuck yeah. The seafaring dwarves do seem pretty dope. What's their deal?

They're just like boat dwarfs. But there's a bunch of Dwarven Holds there, like they still go underground and like with sea caves. But you have... they just they're much more like a boat island culture and they pretty much take over all those islands it's the majority of the culture out there

Fuck yeah. Are they chill? Like, would I want to have a beer with them? Or are they like, mean...

Yeah. No, they're super chill. they get along they also are humans around they're not like racist

Sounds like maybe home. Fuck yeah.

was with boats.

All right, so you are on the SkyTrain, but what the SkyTrain has some very precious cargo.

Duh.

So Turgath has been trying to get its space program started up and in doing so, is transporting some very delicate materials. And those materials are very subject to destabilization if they get teleported. So in addition to starting the SkyTrain program, which is just an awesome method of navigating across long distances with lots of cargo, they're also trying to get the space program off the ground, quite literally. And so you, in conjunction with two other teams of guards, have been hired to ensure that the navigation device, the core device, and another device that are all on the train safely arrive in the capital city of Turgath Ka, where they are building the

like the rocketry space system. You don't know too much about like where these materials came from, what they're made of, what they are. Some of you might, if you like, roll knowledge, whatever, or you know a little bit about it, but as of right now, no one really knows too much about it except for that You were offered this role because they want to have three different teams to eliminate the possibility of one of them going rogue and decided that they were going to sabotage it. So they have three separate teams so that they have their eggs in three different baskets as far as protecting this. So there is, you know that you're going to be working alongside The Seven, which the Seven are like a group of war forged. What are they called? And then the Last Lanterns, which are some older like mercenary group. and you guys. So I'm not sure how you guys met each other, but at some point, like all of you were chosen as good enough, you know, strong enough, mercenary enough. to guard this train as it's doing its transit to get these materials down there. And the reward for doing so, if you successfully get the train to dock in Ka is either a seat on the Turgath space program, which can be, however, to go be a part of the launch, or a magic item from the Turgath vaults if you don't want to be in the space program.

Yeah, it's like your character either gets a seat on the space program or your character gets a very rare magic item from the Turgith vaults. as well as a turgith skytrain pass lifetime of any line but you know that's the skytrain is beginning to be built in all these various areas so it's not just that because that's not usable today

So the option

There's only a few different lines right now.

That's if you succeed in your request to protect the train.

That space program could be pretty cool. Lifetime pass could be pretty cool. I'm not so much worried about the random magical items.

That's the contract we signed to.

So what do we got? We got

don't count your chickens before they hatch my guy.

You don't have to choose now. Just choose when you're done. Technically, there might be less people. The rewards, there's more to go around.

So it's literally just protect the train. All right. We can protect the train.

I think, maybe.

Probably terribly hard, actually.

You put us at a high level, it's going to be fucked up.

It's a couple of goblins.

death blight blades or some shit like that permanent negative levels every time they look at you

So how many of the guys, so there's machines, right? Are they constructs? Are they androids? What are we talking here?

Warforged.

and we have been hired as secure.

All right. I will try and work cause for why security would be in my backstory.

I mean, there was an opportunity that arose and maybe you really want to go to space. And so that's why you said yes, but you're not really about mercenary work. Maybe you are. I don't know. But you're on this train and you fucking signed it. You said, I will do it. It's the last thing I get to do for your character without your consent.

As a druid.

As a druid, I believe in the space program is going to be detrimental to Mother Nature, and I'm here to sabotage everything.

You signed up for this too.

dog that's totally fine you have your own motivations

Maybe it's its own frontier of nature, Nutty.

You say that, but they're not clear-cutting your forests.

Yeah. No, guys, we got to get to space with a burn up, all the natural resources to get there.

Holy goddamn fucking...

You got to burn up all the natural resources on the planet for nothing. For vast nothing.

To be fair, with magical things, I don't think it would actually be as resource-intensive.

How big is this fucking train, Ron? Because that seems resource intensive, just about the train to transport this shit.

Yeah. Did we get specs on the frame?

It's been like magically made and powered. So the resources go farther.

Also, all of the materials are immune to being transported by the teleport spells. So yeah, it seems like you're not just teleporting to the moon with the space station plan here.

So we got

They can, but he'll get back.

The other group that is besides Unit 7, the Warforged, are the Last Lanterns. It's a retired adventuring party. They were level 18, but they're like back in their day and like really fucking good. But they're all like old as shit. Like these are like really old dudes. Probably like...

Yeah.

Yeah, this is all the shit. So, they're a famous adventuring party and they were basically hired for, like, the press photos. Like, they're like, oh, we got the fucking, we got Last Lanterners and, like, woo! When you look at this guy, it's like, one guy's just a crippled alcoholic. He's just, like, barely can function.

hell yeah dude hell yeah i hell yeah one of my knowledges is going to be knowledge

I want to say like mercenaries.

So I'm going to fanboy out on these guys. Oh, shit, you're like the superheroes.

You got Corwin, he's aka the lamp. He's the paladin, he leads the group. You have a dying archmage, Marisol. She's like wasting the fuck away. She's like hella cursed, has like an aging curse. She looks the worst at everybody. You got Brother Halloran. He's an old cleric. He is a fucking heavy drinker. He's arduous with everybody. And you've got Vest the Rogue, who just seems like a really... shady fucking dude also old as fuck.

So we're the like young spry, like the light hasn't left our eyes yet group.

100%.

Right.

But everyone's like, holy fuck, it's those guys. And they're pointing at the other people.

I saw him kill an elder vampire and he made him suck his own dick before he burned him with a cross.

Right.

Yeah, the Rogue was getting high-level jobs until he went into the middle of the town butt naked and said there's some racist shit.

Yeah, exactly. These guys have fallen off.

He's been out of work.

Fallen from grace, dude.

He was caught scrying under kids.

Jesus.

fucking bad dude

Yeah, he does. You got kicked out of McCathier for sprying kids, bro. That's not cool. He's a problem.

What's a good way to get something like, but not necessarily airbunned?

I feel like this.

tensors floating disc

I mean, just so the class knows, I have Air Bubble and Aboleth Slum as spell options.

That's what's up.

I won't need that air bubble.

Yeah.

Why?

All right, Pat, I'm going to try a roll right now.

Because I'm going to try to distinctly... do damage

and not have it be fucking complicated. So here we go.

All right. We're going to start

With...

transmutation arcana

which says when I cast a Transmutation spell that grants an enhancement bonus to an ability score, I add my Charisma modifier to the total bonus granted by the spell.

That's just, I'm not casting that. That's just my bloodline.

So...

I'm casting Eagle Splendor.

which is a plus four But

And my charisma modifier right now is 10.

My charisma's at 30. I don't know why I have to roll about it. Monify zero.

well, like charisma modifier is 10 right now. So that's 10 on top of it.

So a seven plus ten?

No, I'm just giving myself a boost to my modifier.

I mean, you do it pretty well, Jake. Just kind of do what you do, man. You got the gifts of gab, my guy.

All right, so I added 10 to my charisma. That puts my modifier at 15.

Charisma's 41.

Yes.

with quickening Eagle splendor.

a lot of intensify. Whenever I cast a Blood Anjured Sorcerer spell that deals damage, I can increase its maximum number of damage dice by the amount equal to my Strength or Charisma modifier, whichever is higher.

This otherwise functions, but does not stack with the intensified spell fee.

So I'm adding 15 dice.

to expel that I already have the maximum amount of dice, which would be burning arc.

So a burning arc is normally 10d6,

So now I'm going to add, I guess, 15 D6 to that.

It shows the reflex for half.

in addition,

It only gives me two damages on a dice, which is not...

So Bloodline Havoc is whenever I cast a spell that deals damage at one point of damage per dice rolled.

And I rolled.

25

25.

Seven fire damage on top of that.

So that'd be

57 plus 25 plus 7.

119.

Who do you do this to?

I was just seeing if it works.

So you're on a ship, like, whoa, just shooting out the window. Like, yeah, okay, cool, it works. It's tight.

Yeah, just checking to see if it's just to see if the gun still goes off in the ship. I'm just shooting out the window.

Charismatic Blaster. How long does that charisma bonus last?

Eagle splendor.

I think the last four

probably 15 hours to

15 minutes.

What are Ozon's gonna make? I bet she's gonna make a bard.

He's making a witch. He's making a witch, bro.

Oh, he's making a wedge? Tight. level 15 witch fuck that's the craziest part about this camp this game is like we're making level 15s i don't think that's just so much it's so much

I got a pretty good spell DC to beat right now.

for spell resistance or for saving throws?

My spell resistance ain't that good for, you know, to be able to pierce through whatever they got.

But my DC's up there.

What you got? Oh, because your charisma. Was it like 35? 30?

Yep, it's about.

It depends, it depends. 30, it's, I guess, what, 35?

It'll be 30

six if I'm casting transmutation It'll be 38 if I catch them flat-footed.

What's your AC?

I mean,

I mean... What, you want like my touch AC? That's fine. You can figure it out.

Yeah, what did he do?

I think they got rid of all the... I think they went and cleaned house. Because I know there was more things to give you more damage on a dice roll. I could have sworn

They're like, dude, fire damage. I have one fire damage each dice full.

If I'm rolling fucking bones like that...

119 damage not good enough for you? Is it not good enough?

No, it's not.

It's a level two spell too.

Is that single target or is that kind of like an AoE?

That's a multi-target. So what happens with Burning Art Is.

Cone.

It leaves my fingers burning and that's targets one primary target plus one additional target per three levels.

So five. They must be within 15 of each of each other. For every additional target that discharges, that the arc discharges to, reduce the number of damage dice by half. Therefore, at ninth level, your burning arc deals 9d6 points of fire damage to the primary target, then 4d6 of fire damage to the second. So it would be 10d6.

Or it'd be that. It'd be a 10d6 to the first guy, plus another 15d6 to the first guy. Then it would be 5d6 to the second guy. And then, I guess, what, are we rounding down?

Yeah, unfortunately.

Unfortunately. And then...

seven d6 to the second and the third guy would get two d6

What about the fourth and the fifth guy?

Three. Yeah, it just goes down by half each time.

because then the total of the dice would drop as well.

Unfortunately, like I said, I haven't done items, so I haven't done any super cool items. Do you know off the top of your head how much it costs to have like our own little airship?

Like, if you guys have your own airship already,

Right.

That is a good question. It depends on what features like similar to the last one. Where you had like a enslaved elemental engine.

No, that one's that. Yeah, that might be a little bit out of everybody's price range because they're buying items and shit. That kind of airship is something we steal or pay through great deeds.

There, it's...

They're expensive. Let me just start you off. It's kind of expensive.

Look, I'm just going to say it's a little expensive.

You're better off with what I call the pirate's life.

is it between 100 and 200 000 gold

No, it's a little more expensive than that.

Fair enough. As far as more ghetto rigged ones.

I can go into it, though.

Want to ballpark us for something low rent on the flying ship measure? Because we can also just take a normal ship.

And I will do a deep, I'll do a deep dive into flying ships.

But a flying broom is probably cheaper.

Custom made.

or a witch's broom.

60 feet.

As of right now, I do have... 41 charisma so i am the most talkable small lizard creature Yeah, but it's a new one.

How did you get to 41?

So 22 maybe from your stat, six from your thing. Wow. How the fuck did you clear that?

31 naturally.

With a...

like no gear.

Oh.

No gear.

holy shit what do you have to your what's your like racial bonus to charisma like holy shit

Plus six.

It's okay. I'm not a monster. It's all right. It's all right. Thanks, Rich. It hurt. That was the worst thing I had to do today. I had to correct my sheet. Yeah.

Well, I'm glad you at the very least have a ridiculous margin of spellcasting. Jesus Christ.

I think I'm going to hover around at 10 or 11.

Eagles flip.

Which, if the original standards of 10 being basically superhuman or anything, then I'm still really sexy.

Eagle.

I guess that does say humans really suck in this world if like the base level skill level is like as good as a human can get.

That means I can bluff Without any point, like, that's my bluff without any points.

Don't forget to sink points into persuasion too for the occasions where you're being honest and it's not a bluff.

Yeah, I'm going to have to.

diplomacy, disguise, handle animal, intimidate,

perform

And these magic device Those are the only ones I get from Charisma, which doesn't seem to be a lot. I bet you the other half of those is dexterity.

Which is that everybody else's main... If that's not your...

That's

Like what is everybody else's like substat? Like, is it going to be decks? Decks are like constitution. Like, do we have anybody using strength to go fuck people up?

No, I'm just using decks on them.

I got strength.

37th Street.

I'm getting my strength up there. Holy shit. 37.

in my alternate form. Not natural.

Still, though, that'll come in clutch. I think a lot of us. Yeah. When I say like mine's all right. I mean that like I can cast something that brings me up to like 20 something. But I've only leveled myself up to level 10.

How much fuel do we start with?

I want to say you said 240 K.

Yes, that sounds right.

two

I bought a bunch of random shit that I can drop if we have big team expenditures to drop.

I got buckets. I got bedrolls. I got mundane items, soaps, chalks.

Oh, fuck. Thank you. I was going to get a couple buckets. Thank you.

like on the train for sale.

Buckeyes, rope, mirror.

I guess the portable hole is pretty similar.

Is there any way I could bribe a great craftsman or get to know and befriend a great craftsman? Do I have to take these feats? Or, Pat, can I just get to know a shopkeep? and be like, hey, why don't you craft me these items? I know your spells. Here's my card. I'm a small business owner.

I mean, yeah, you have to find them in game and convince them and stuff.

You just try not to spend feats on some craftables.

Yeah.

What kind of craftables?

Just the little things, man. You know, nothing big. Nothing big.

Are you trying to save money on Craft Wondrous item by saving 50% but not take defeat?

Okay. He probably happened to take defeat, man. Or pay twice the price.

What if I...

yo dude open the shot back up 10 minutes it's not gonna take long 10 minutes man

I need you to spend a couple days making something for me for free, okay?

Okay, that's it.

You know me. I'm your boy, Jake. I've known you since back in the day.

But what if I take defeat, which I did, can I... give Jake a discount on his items and say I made them if we supposed to have known each other for a couple years.

Right. And I can produce the spells.

Doesn't the person who has defeat have to have the spells?

He does them right here.

No, you can... you add a plus four or five to the check if you don't have the spell or you also could buy a scroll of the spell

You bet we did. Like I said, we started this crematorium.

A crematorium, yeah, we started a crematorium.

I thought we all kind of knew each other. Otherwise, why are we doing this job together, you know?

I'll perhaps cut up the 10% markup, though.

It started as a maritime protection company. That's how we met. I took the boats slowly around the continents and ended up wherever they're from.

We conquered the seas, now we're trying to conquer the air.

have pilot and I have ship piloting experience like of the sea kind

Right, we were basically the highwaymen quartet.

We sailed the seas, Yard.

because apparently my perform goes up crazy ranks

Everyone needs like entertainment on a ship.

a security we're security detail on a sailing ship that goes out first and then we're our company was called siren sails and we would just blast music to let everybody know we were there so they could hear us for miles constantly keeping like

voice to like echo location to our exact location, monitoring ships back and forth. And I don't know, something happened. Lost their sailing license. Didn't renew it. some

I imagine to fund things, we have to like port to port, do trade, etc. Not that we'll be doing that because that's of the past. But, you know, we made like a business connection and they wanted to hire us for this.

We all do seem to have a decent amount of gold. Maybe we're even successful.

We cashed in.

I donated all my money to regrow forests and get the air.

Spend it all. Spend a lot.

Can Druids use money?

What the fuck are you trying? What are you going on about? Yeah, we could use money. Right, can we?

I was like, I don't know, that's just like iron and shit. Doesn't it hurt you? Are you disgusted by it when you touch it?

Like, ugh.

He knows one of the very few hidden languages.

My name is Taj Mac Nudat. That translates to man who fights in mud.

Taj Mac knew that, and it translates to, that's my druid name, okay? And it translates to man who fights in mud.

So I take it none of us are wizards and we don't have wish or limited wish.

Correct.

Correct.

Since we're all here, we blame OZON for everything that we can't achieve today, I take it.

I have the Druid version of Libidwish. It's Sun Warship.

It only applies to anything that's affected by the sun, so... limited width

And Jess is a cleric, so we have access to resurrection. Keep a 10,000 GP diamond around.

Well, I mean, if that doesn't work out for you, I can reincarnate you into a random form, you know?

Can I choose none of the above?

No.

No, roll a one.

Neddy, when you say random, what do you mean? Worlds?

I believe Pat would have to make a sheet. You write all the races down and fucking roll for it.

It's bullshit because just like Cleric's Resurrection that you come with two negative levels, you got the same thing as Reincarnate. I mean, if you're rolling the dice, you should not come in with negative levels. I'll say that much. It's just crazy.

You had to pay some sort of price, man. You went

like you're already

you are. giving up their choice. Giving a choice.

i thought with true resurrection it doesn't you like the negative levels are temporary

Yeah, but that negative, yeah.

I believe we all have negative levels. You can still remove them with restoration. It's just...

Everything can be removed with the true restoration is just always a time sink.

Critically, Jess can do the restoration too.

I can turn you guys from stone... I can depurify. I got that.

but I'm pretty sure restoration can do that too.

is Nutty has made all the magic items for your players. So whoever does that, you're going to have to lock in your backstories so that you guys have known each other.

so that it makes sense.

Can, is there any way you can make his alignment go up and down for supporting the free and open market of capitalism?

That is true. Nadia, are you running a business here? You're a Drew. What's going on?

Let's see here. If I remember correctly, it's

Where I got to pay you in fucking raisins and nuts and shit? Like, what the fuck? Do you take real money, motherfucker?

He's using the system itself to plant more trees, as previously mentioned.

Right. Yeah. Nutty straight. Steve Irwin-ing it. I'll take money from anywhere. I'll give. Okay. I'm playing forests.

Hey, man, you got it. I'm drood in the streets, all right? You know, I came down from the mountaintop. I gotta live. Right? I gotta pay for hotels, you know, five stars most of the time, because, you know, Why not? We're in Rome. We're in Rome.

Yeah. Whoever,

Yeah, when you're in the city, you're back home, you're droid in the stickers, man.

Whoever enters into this deal with Nutty, you guys have to be really good friends and have been for a while for him to do this shit for you for hella cheap. So it just has to make sense. That's it. You gotta tell me why you love each other.

I believe it's a thousand gold a day.

All right, nutty. I'm going to have a head on the back. That's me. I would like to see that.

to see you.

I'll get there.

That's how I convince people...

Hey, man, I'm a monk. I'm not fucking up the trees.

I'm like a cult druid. I convince people to love the trees by making them items so they love me. And by loving me.

through capitalism love the trees through capitalism nutty it's a it's an oroboros man you can turn into a snake you should know how this goes

Bribery has always worked.

Love Trues.

It's 10% and you got to plant a tree.

Yeah.

There you go. You've heard him.

Do we plant in so many trees, we can just destroy them and put in these data centers. We can just get more money for more trees, man.

No.

All right, so it's one day for every thousand gold pieces.

Yeah, like I said, we've been friends for years. How old are you?

for

working on a lot of years.

I'm working on budgets, so I'll figure it out, but I'll make it worth your while on protection, I swear.

I charge 10%.

I don't know.

He's the guy who gave me

Whatever the craft price is, you just add 10% and that's my cut.

so you can buy the boat.

Yeah, sure. A boat made of my homeland?

Yeah, a boat made of wood. Yeah, spend money to make money, Nutty. Cut them trees.

yeah can't you just have like a an alive tree just literally growing through hydroponics on the salty ocean i'm sure i'm sure that works

Summon a big whale. We'll live inside of that.

Well, theoretically, you could have it coated in mangroves.

But, yeah.

Right. Yeah. What about...

I was thinking about getting the foldable boat because it's my favorite, very favorite boat.

What about a giant seaweed raft?

So yeah, that's like an artificial wood boat right there. That's better.

Magical.

And then he's like, this is pretty fine wood here. Is this magic?

Yeah, it was a lot in this motherfucker.

Or you could use craft wood to make a boat.

or someone would have checked.

Yeah, I can just create wood.

That's gonna be really helpful in space.

Oh my God. It's the most valuable thing earth has.

Seriously.

Yeah, you can't find it anywhere else. It's one of Earth's major exports.

Yeah. Wood doesn't grow anywhere else in the universe as far as we know.

No, it's really cool, actually. It's a pretty sick export.

Right. A completely organic, durable material that's lightweight, hard, and has oxygen in it so it can be burned. It's fucking nuts.

resource that gives us most of our oxygen to live so if we were to sell it all it would be fun

It sequesters carbon dioxide as well.

it's going to be the first thing we use that to grow to terraform your planet into a breathable atmosphere that's outside that's outside of water yeah it's outside of water so you can create advanced technologies like fire and electricity

It's the only reasons why we're not getting butt raped by dolphins right now.

That's true. But that's the reasons why we can go and buttfuck dolphins is because we have fire. We have the choice, you know?

Definitely. Yeah, I'm not done with my character yet, but I will be definitely.