Also heard as: the baby, the god baby maybe ages quickly
The god baby
The god baby is a tiny baby that does not look like any of the gods.† Dread Pirate Bobbert said that there were two statues holding a pearl, that they shrunk the pearl, and that the egg fell and the god baby came out.†
Caring for the baby
The baby is just crying.† When Alexander shook a fish in front of it, the baby started giggling.† After Alexander’s moss diaper attempt, mosses were rubbed over the naked baby and it was dirty.†
Magic and desires
When Miss Cleo detected magic on the baby, it was overflowing with an insane amount of magic.† Detect desires on the baby gave Alexander an intense desire to shit and to eat.† Dread Pirate Bobbert got a slight desire to roam out of the baby and explore.†
Related: Dread Pirate Bobbert, Alexander, Fish, Tick-Tick, The mended waterlogged books, Kurt Furbane, Miss Cleo, The party (The Gang)
Known facts
- When Alexander asks whether it looks like any of the gods, the DM says it does not look like any gods; it looks like a tiny baby. ⟦narrated⟧†
- After Alexander says he shakes a fish in front of the baby, the baby starts giggling. ⟦narrated⟧†
- The baby is just crying. ⟦narrated⟧†
- After Alexander’s moss diaper attempt, the DM says mosses were rubbed over the naked baby and the baby is now dirty. ⟦narrated⟧ ⟦played for laughs⟧†
- When Miss Cleo detects magic on the baby, it is overflowing with an insane amount of magic. ⟦observed⟧†
- Detect desires on the baby gives Alexander an intense desire to shit and to eat. ⟦narrated⟧ ⟦played for laughs⟧†
- Dread Pirate Bobbert gets a slight desire to roam out of the baby and explore. ⟦narrated⟧†
Accounts
- Dread Pirate Bobbert says there were two statues holding a pearl, they shrunk the pearl, the egg fell, and out came the god baby. ⟦claimed⟧ — Dread Pirate Bobbert†
Relationships
- Dread Pirate Bobbert: Dread Pirate Bobbert worries that if the baby is left in their hands, it is likely to go wrong for the universe. ⟦claimed⟧ — Dread Pirate Bobbert†
Also appears in
- Tick-Tick: Tick-Tick says the baby is inside his armor trying to attach to his nipples. ⟦claimed⟧ ⟦played for laughs⟧ — Tick-Tick†
- Dread Pirate Bobbert: Dread Pirate Bobbert says there would definitely be a market for the god baby, but the very next quest would be some dude eating the god baby soul, becoming a demon, and that’s the lich. ⟦claimed⟧ ⟦played for laughs⟧ — Dread Pirate Bobbert†
- Dread Pirate Bobbert: Dread Pirate Bobbert agrees to carry the baby. ⟦claimed⟧ — Dread Pirate Bobbert†
- Dread Pirate Bobbert: Dread Pirate Bobbert says they should probably not let people know they have the god baby. ⟦claimed⟧ — Dread Pirate Bobbert†