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All right. So roaming perception eight. All right. Nevermind. Keep on keeping on. Now let me,

No, I can't. I can't. It just ruins it. Spending 30 hours resting after every room just makes no sense.

Makes a lot of sense.

And to be fair, it was only going to be 24, a total. Actually, 23, because we've been up for about an hour.

Yeah, this room. Then we run to the next room and did another 24 hours. Another 24 hours. It has to stop somewhere.

No.

I can't imagine running out of spells quite as quickly as either of that bullshit.

The only thing changing from room to room is your perception of place to place, which is your perception of mission to mission. That's all you do in D&D anyway is go from place to place and sleep and then gain your spells back. The logic is flawed.

Time does matter in D&D, though.

Right. Please. Numbers matter.

All right. Do you keep running up

Yeah, I just want out now. So I'm going towards the red light.

So you keep going up the stairs, Nanny?

Okay, so you've got...

Todd has lost it mentally, and he goes towards the red light.

All right, so let's to the rooms of weeping.

All right, so Todd keeps going upstairs. You don't go to that other room over there, over here?

I would know, all the spiderwebs?

Yeah.

That is unappealing.

I ain't trying to get eaten by spiders, man.

The pulsating red light seems like an objective.

Shouldn't you come tell us about it then? I thought your goal was to save Donnie.

I'm not going to come downstairs and talk to you guys every fucking room. I don't want to ruin your sleep.

I don't sleep. I just have to wait for 23 hours to get my spells back. I'm actually...

Do you have to not move to get your spells back? Why can't you just move around and get your spells back?

As long as the 24-hour period happens for me. But...

You can be right behind me.

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I don't think I want to do that without the whole team. And they're at really low life, which means they can't fight. And we're definitely going to get into a fight.

I'm not using that as an excuse.

F3 HP

My client is fucking up.

Well, I mean, I'll probably die soon anyways.

Shit, I cleared three rooms.

Didn't you see spiders and run away?

Now it's on spider webs and just avoided a specific room.

Is this designed for like six people, our level? Is that why this has hurt so bad the entire time?

This thing was designed in the 80s. Those rules are over.

Yeah, it was designed in the 80s, and it's the roughest dungeon. Everyone's always complained about it. It's...

it's not,

Why would you put us at doing it at this level? LAUGHTER

And certainly, with the amount of bullshit we've dealt with, we've leveled up.

It struck out broke Nutty. He's watering it alone right now.

We lost a party member, pretty sure, permanently.

It's because they went on their own. It's fucking ridiculous.

Astral Plane? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Donnie's stuck there, though. He doesn't have enough wood to build a coffin.

What's this?

You want to come back and rest with us now since it's a black void there?

I'll rest in the black Lloyd for 30 hours.

Then you should come get us. And then we'll follow you into the void.

Uh,

23 hours.

Yeah, I'll get you guys in 23 hours.

Wake up, be like, how are we all sleeping? I'm like, where's Todd?

I never made it back. He's dead.

That's how I wouldn't do that. He would go all alone. The demons took him.

I don't believe you son of a bitch. I just go over the collar. Son of a bitch.

Hey guys, how was the sleep?

You'll fucking lie to me. Yeah, you start. You come back in, I'm fucking choking somebody.

I've been roaming around here.

You know, it's going to be hard to trust you once you've gone away like that.

through shit.

If it goes into the secret room for anything, it's going to be...

It's going to be your ass, dude.

Unless I'm mistaken, I think we're feeling pretty old and corrupted.

No, dude, it's fucking the walls are closing in.

We've been traumatized room after room of dangerous shit trying to kill us. Yeah, I know you were attacked by like 19 ghosts you couldn't fucking touch and you wouldn't have to sit and think about it for a day. You wish I would fuck you up.

Fucking awful.

Fucking off, man.

can't be stopped by anything. What's stopping them now? You'd freak you out.

So there's a

have his spells back yet.

We can see part of the stairwell.

I see a stairwell.

All right, well, we can just go explore the other areas that

How are you feeling on a level up?

Oh, yeah.

It only goes to level seven.

Yeah.

Once again, once again, Donovan could have said anything to stay with the team. Anything he wanted to do. He could have said, what's up? He could have said, hey. He could have said anything. But he chose to dominate the minds of his former teammates.

He chose violence. He chose violence.

and attack us in a dark-ass room. Donovan could have done a lot of it. We're probably going to help them out. Nope.

He took a trail.

It was betrayal.

He chose betrayal, dude. Chose that shit hard.

I still feel bad.

I wish we could have done more.

I wish Donovan could have done more.

like everybody ready we're like ready team and then we just got fucked up by ghosts going in and out of everybody but rich we just passed out on the floor

or level seven. Okay.

Everybody's level seven.

I told you I either take Blind Fight or fucking Lightning Reflexes. That shit was whack.

Lightning reflexes is tight.

Yeah, I think it's up to your dex modifier or some shit like that.

I think it's called Comet Reflexes.

Oh yeah, combat reflexes.

What's your dexterity bonus?

Mine's five.

Dude, five extra fucking attacks of opportunity? Hell yeah.

there totally made sense like that shit like I wouldn't know it made sense

And apparently you can't fucking make them while you're flat footed. So that would be anytime you're flanked.

Now you get that.

I feel good about it, though.

Oh yeah, especially with level up, I'm going to feel a lot better about it. I think that unlocks the next spell set.

get full yeah we get fully expelled level right is that how that works

I don't know what you mean.

Be full of the police. Be full of health.

sets I think that's up to that.

With the increased amount of self. Oh shit. Maybe?

already sleeping.

Yeah, you're already resting, so you'd have the level up.

But he wouldn't get full HP.

Why not?

I mean, just to count the higher con or whatever.

You know, we've said that.

50 life. Fuck yeah.

Lenny, what are you? You're a fighter, right?

Yeah.

How's everybody else's level up looking?

It could be better. Seven's really not good for me.

I don't know, I might multi-class, but I don't think I should.

The class into ghost fighting?

I rolled really high on my hip-hop. Good.

I'd totally take a point in Scion or some shit.

man, plus, you know, your constitution is, just bumped up to fucking, 50 life. So I'm feeling pretty good as a mage.

not nearly as squishy as I've been in the past.

I'm trying to figure out my fucking thing. My thing's saying I have a base attack bonus of 5, and I don't know how to change it.

Yeah, take it when we got captured.

Oh, that's right. The ghosts.

Yeah.

My favorite ghosts, because those guys didn't kill us. They just put us in a cage. The other ones tried killing us, and I hate those guys. And they made me really old.

I mean, it's real people.

Right away, definitely taking Dimension Door.

But what else?

There are not a lot of great... 4th level spells.

the mansion door.

Those there are some, like, stone skin. Dimension Doran, stone skin.

Legendor is the shit.

Yeah, that's pretty classic.

It's like ball lightning for damage, but...

Isn't Stonescan the one he had to fucking pay for or some shit now?

No, I don't think so.

One of those armor things, you had to pay fucking for diamond dust or some shit.

That's good.

Oh, wow. Stoneskin. Granite and diamond dust worth $250. Fuck. When did that start happening?

don't know, but I think it's fucking stupid.

Always.

I'm under the, I think all spells should be free, or else why the fuck are they on here?

Ha.

I get why not all spells are free, but that one didn't always have that cost. Fucked up.

Yeah, I did. This is Pathfinder. It's probably not in D&D, but...

It's probably in a bunch of D&Ds, just not the ones we're used to.

Ha.

Shit, we take our D&D rules from like fucking three, right? So far, we know.

I think I'm going to worry about rushing to get Stone Skin because I'm probably just not going to cast that all that much.

Definitely want to help against ghosts.

I think it would. It'd be damage reduction.

Does that work? Does that apply to ghosts?

Average reduction at adamantine, I suppose.

Well, to be fair, those guys weren't hurting me anyway, so I don't got to worry about that.

Yeah, but they're like going inside you and doing fort damage. I can't imagine that was like physical or anything.

Fucking dicks.

I mean you could do you could do like a mist form or like a lightning

Ball Lightning might be my winner just because it's like that would be seven turns of being able to do 66 a turn.

You do get a feat at seventh level.

I get

Ooh.

You can do mirror image permanent.

just get the permanency spell. Wait, how does mirror image permanent work?

Yeah, you can't. Permanent mirror image.

You sure?

I mean, you maybe can, but then it goes away after you get all your images knocked off.

I didn't realize permanency was a fourth level spell. I thought it was a...

Higher level one than that.

It could be a pretty

Permanency also costs a bunch of money to use it.

Which is okay, because, like, permanency on, like, tongues and flying is really fucking nice.

Yeah, but...

Figure out good fourth level spells.

I think this is going to take a lot of time to sift.

properly decided upon spells.

Yeah, leveling up is no joke.

expanding the feats, man. You gotta fucking make sure you have your feats lined up

Yeah, I gotta go figure that shit out.

I hate the idea of feet change, man.

Me too.

just makes you

Lightning reflexes, dude.

Yeah, it sounds pretty good.

We just established why.

Well, that changed into a combat refi- or not combat. Changed into a feat train.

Yeah, probably going to need a feat to do it.

You need high end for comment

it was based on your decks.

are those that two of them fighting I know there was like some they made some stupid ass shit

combat reflexes is additional attacks equal of opportunity equal to your dexterity round. There is no, required feet for it.

So is that two-head fighting that needs in?

Combat expertise goes into those things, but also combat reflexes is a good one to have if you plan to be in an environment where you might want to make regularly two punches as people try to go engage in the rest of the team.

Yeah.

Which is something Jake explicitly does all the time. Like, he would have been able to light up every one of those guys.

Yeah, but not, but only with a punch, bro. Like,

Combat expertise is the honest thing about them.

That's not doing much.

That's what I had in my Trip Warrior combat expertise. I needed it for it so I could favor life by threat range and fucking trip them in a fucking response.

That's basically what I can do.

You don't want to be able to have more than one tackle opportunity.

I just hate how it requires fucking 13 NFS. Stupid shit.

That's where you realize you fucking fucked your class over by... Yeah.

I mean, it's like, oh, this feet's broken unless you have 13 intelligence.

to fucking get.

It's only to choose from.

You don't have a long character. Ahead of you.

You put your points into will saves and shit like that just to survive the dungeon.

Like, if it's a one-off, then having your character built for Strahd makes sense.

I will save goes up one. Hehehehehe

Yeah, my saves don't go up at all.

I think I failed every fucking four, everything. I think I failed every single one of those checks.

I've not been rolling good at all.

No, like your combat maneuver checks you've done Donnie's like a fucking two and then a one.

Todd was raised in a city that was fucking converted by demons. Alright? And he was so stupid that he didn't realize the city was run by demons. And then eventually he just kind of left. But,

He's all about whoever's winning. He doesn't really care if he's good, bad,

After just getting done waiting in the room for fucking 20 hours or whatever the fuck.

I mean, maybe that's the way the judges set up.

That just seems too stupid. I don't want to get trapped in some nonsense like that.

I feel you. I feel you. We're not trying to break a game. We're just only doing it because we're just resetting it and it's not real or whatever. I've already made it okay.

Like it's...

When I literally pay... When I play Pathfinder on the game, I avoid resting... to cheese the fucking game that way. Because it feels like it's cheating. I had to do that in D&D.

I do too. But I don't, what I don't feel bad is for the game doing that stupid shit. Where it's like, oh, well, you can't, you'd have to wait like a certain amount of time. No, you're just making the dumb rules so you don't want to be dumb. And that's Pat's fault.

Well, at the same time, I don't want to force Pat's hand...

Honestly. Pat could have just waved his fucking hand. Pat could have waved his hand. He could have annihilated that. Annihilated that pain in the ass.

Yeah, it's... Alright, Pat, after this fight, can you wave your hand and give us all our spells back? After this fight, Pat, can you wave your hand and give us all our spells back? After this fight, Pat, can you do that again, please?

Yeah, can we just have every encounter with max spells and hit points?

No, of course not, because everybody's not challenging.

Why not?

at his discretion. If it's some bullshit, just fucking wave your hand. If not, there's a reason, then don't.

I mean, shit, we just got to a counter and wanted to rest for 30 hours. Got to another counter, we want to rest for 30 hours. That's exactly what we're doing.

But we almost died. Well, then we shouldn't fucking be here, should we?

Exactly.

called an almost party wipe and in a normal situation yes you're out of fucking spells because you use them all and you shouldn't be here

Then you retreat and get the fuck out.

Right, so you shouldn't have a fucking mechanic that gets them all back. Or, like you said, packages interrupt our shit. Or don't.

Pat has to make the decision to fucking wipe the team. And I think that's fucking stupid to put it on him.

Not all the time.

For Pat to send in a fucking... When Pat sends in that fucking team to attack us while we're sleeping, that is going to be the party wipe. Period.

Technically, the ghouls should have fucking killed us all right there, and Pat didn't do it.

Because Rich was fucking immune to it. That was a party wipe if Rich wasn't immune to it.

It's okay then or?

It's not okay. Pat tried killing Rich. There's no mechanic for him to kill Rich with. So there's nothing he can... It's out of his hands. But... All said and done, we wiped right there. I don't care what the fuck anyone says. That was death. That was goddamn death. And just because Rich had a different race that was not even factored in

We wiped.

The odds of that happening are fucking insane. That was a fucking wipe, my friend. That was a goddamn way.

Well, not technically, because Richard does have a class at that.

Yeah. But, not technically, okay.

Exactly. We could do that shit all day.

But That's what they're like.

I'm not sure if it said it for everyone else, but it's like, god damn, we fucking white.

I came through that fucking wall. Like, and those nuts, dude. That's fucking insane.

Like, the damage they fucking did. Like, I was not expecting that. Like, I thought it was going to be bad, but I thought it was going to be a bunch of saves and shit.

You're at fucking...